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Kourtney Kardashian Calls Scott Disick Out For Borrowing Her Makeup

Rachel KrauseApril 9, 2013 //
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"Tinted moisturizer is a good thing to use."

Cover boy, Lord, American Psycho — Scott Disick is a man of many wonders. He is almost single-handedly responsible for everything Good and Hilarious to happen on all things “Kardashian” as of late insofar as he is uncompromisingly ridiculous and it brings me pure joy. In the latest episode of “Kourtney & Kim Take Miami,” Kourtney calls Scott out on borrowing what appears to be her Laura Mercier tinted moisturizer. Kim also announces she’s pregnant, but whatever. Scott’s makeup hoarding (and feigning cluelessness!) is far and away the highlight of this episode, along with Kourtney’s trademark deadpan, totally Xanaxed-out delivery as she sneakily confirms that Scott is, indeed, borrowing her beauty products. So! When are they announcing his spin-off? Mama Kris would never approve of that, but I guarantee viewers would be far more likely to tune in to “The Scott Show” than “Kendall & Kylie’s Boring Whatever.” [BuzzFeed]

Scott Disick Talks To Haute Living About His Exhausting Daily Routine

Rachel KrauseJanuary 30, 2013 //
Scott Was A Model!
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All Hail Lord Disick
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What do you guys know about Scott Disick? I know that he is the most fascinating and, scarily enough, often the most logical specimen on “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” or any variation or spin-off thereof. I know that he refers to himself by the moniker of “Lord Disick,” a title he bought online. I know that a sophisticated older French girl I went to prep school with who never wore deodorant hung out with him at a club in the Hamptons (The Elm, if you must know), where he bragged about how he was using Kourtney for her money and didn’t give a shit about her and slept with other girls all the time. Which, like, I find so hard to believe. “Sentimental Scott” Disick? No way.

Anyway, I saw the greatest “Kourtney and Kim Take Miami” episode the other night, where Kourtney is pissed off because Scott is hanging out with all these lesbians, and then Kourtney squirts breast milk on Kim’s psoriasis. This really got me to thinking about what Scott actually does with his life. Who is he really, and where did he come from? I found myself needing answers that I couldn’t find on any Wikipedia page. Fortunately for me, Scott did a recent interview in Haute Living magazine (I’ve never read that magazine but I know that I hate it) where he dished on style, skincare, and “Seinfeld.” Here are a few things I learned… Keep reading »

Scott Disick’s Secret Modeling Past, Revealed

Rachel KrauseJanuary 17, 2013 //
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All Hail Lord Disick
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Scott On Kourtney
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I have a bizarre limerence for Scott Disick, the vaguely threatening, Patrick Bateman-esque father of Kourtney Kardashian‘s children. Maybe it’s because I’m from New England, but Disick’s combination of slick, preppy rich-boy style, unapologetic dogmatism, and self-reverential charm is exactly what I look for in someone to both lust after and loathe. What I didn’t realize, however, is that I’ve actually been crushing on Scott for ten years. Say whaaaaat. Keep reading »

All Hail King Disick

Ami AngelowiczMay 23, 2012 //
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King Douchebag Disick and his minions were spotted leaving a millinery. No doubt he was being fitted for his crown. Seriously, someone needs to pop Scott Disick’s ego before it explodes. Under no circumstances does he need to wear a brocade, fur-lined cape. And the cane? As a person currently suffering from a foot injury, I take issue with vanity canes. It ain’t right. [Buzzfeed]

Report: Kourtney Kardashian To Leave Scott Disick Unless He Obeys Five Special Rules

Celeb Dirty LaundryMay 7, 2012 //
Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick photo

Kourtney Kardashian has laid down the law to Scott Disick with a set of five stringent rules now that she is very pregnant with their new child.  Scott faces immediate excommunication from the Kardashian Empire which now provides the playboy with the bulk of his income should he prove unable to follow these special rules. Read more…

The Connection Between Wealth And Wanton

Rachel KrauseFebruary 28, 2012 //
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The term “classy” winks at, well, the upper class. When we say someone has “class,” we mean to say that such a person is refined or even elegant in their behavior and the way they carry themselves, in a manner that’s typical of a higher caste. It suggests that people who are born into, or climb into, a higher social echelon are better-behaved, have better taste, and are all-around better.

As anyone who’s ever read an F. Scott Fitzgerald novel or grown up in a wealthy setting can attest, that belief is downright laughable. Keep reading »

Farrah From “Teen Mom” Inexplicably Pissed About Kourtney Kardashian’s Second Pregnancy

Jessica WakemanDecember 3, 2011 //
Kourtney Is Pregnant!
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Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with baby #2! Read More »
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“I’m shocked Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again. Did she not learn anything from Teen Mom? Maybe it’s a fake pregnancy like Kim’s wedding. SAD. Double standards in this world? Yes, and guess what? Age and money honestly do not change a person’s poor choice. Quit making excuses.”

— Farrah Abraham from “Teen Mom” ranted on Twitter today about Kourtney Kardashian‘s announcement that she is pregnant with her second child. But, Farrah, what is Kourtney Kardashian supposed to “learn” from “Teen Mom”? Kourtney didn’t get pregnant as a teen — she is having her second kid at age 32. And she’s been in a long-term relationship with Scott Disick, who, while a douche, seems like a better parent than Gary or Ryan, two of “Teen Mom”‘s all-star dads. And why is Kourt having a second child a “poor choice”? I hate to break it to you, Far, but age and money do change a person’s poor choice — having age/experience and money/resources generally makes huge life decisions like having children a lot easier.

Sounds like sour grapes to me. [Twitter.com/F1abraham via Us Weekly] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Are Kourtney & Scott Down The Aisle Next?

Rachel KrauseDecember 1, 2011 //
Kourtney Is Pregnant!
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Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with baby #2! Read More »
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  • Rumors abound that Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are preparing to tie the knot, but mama Kris Jenner says otherwise. [Huffington Post]
  • Tracey Gold — you know, from “Growing Pains” — dishes on her eating disorder and kissing Brad Pitt. [Snakkle]
  • Speaking of Tracey Gold, please have a look at this list of who’s participating in “Celebrity Wife Swap”. [AOL TV] Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant With Baby #2

Jessica WakemanNovember 30, 2011 //
Kourt On Co-Sleeping
Kourtney co-sleeps with her infant son Mason. Read More »
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  • Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with her second child with boyfriend Scott Disick. The couple already have a two-year-old son, Mason. Congratulations! [Us Weekly]
  • Meanwhile, newly single sister Kim Kardashian is worried she’ll never be a mom. [Popbytes]
  • Is “Pan Am” cancelled? Actress Karine Vanasse tweeted the show is only coming back for one more episode after Christmas, but ABC says its just one more episode in the season and the show isn’t cancelled at all. [AOLTV.tumblr.com]
  • Britney Spears’ boyfriend Jason Trawick has supposedly bought a ring and is ready to pop the question. [People]
  • Check out models from last night’s Victoria’s Secret fashion show before they were Angels: bowl cuts and ’90s fashion! [Fashionista] Keep reading »

Scott Disick Says Kourtney Kardashian’s Design Sense Is “Out Of ‘Beetlejuice’”

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comJune 6, 2011 //

“Our house looks like it’s out of ‘Beetlejuice.’ It’s not so much the outdoors, but the indoors, with the crazy table and all the colors. She’s got some new room with checkered carpeting, checkered benches, checkered coffee tables. There are like 90 different patterns in one. It’s kind of creepy.”

—Scott Disick reveals what he really thinks about how his baby mama, Kourtney Kardashian, has decorated their new home in Los Angeles. I dunno—this sounds pretty darn cool to me. And not to play pop culture reference police, but ‘Beetlejuice’ would usually refer to black-and-white patterns, not colors. Just sayin’. [People] Keep reading »

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