We’ve seen abstinence-promoting promise rings, bracelets and even sweats. Now, your underwear, specifically your thong, can announce your commitment to abstinence with slogans like, “Earn your right to wear white. Abstain”, “Iron Hymen“, and “Beat It,” complete with a finger-pointing Jesus.
Netflix confirmed today that “A Very Murray Christmas” will be streaming this December.
SPOILER ALERT: No matter what happens, WE ALL LOSE.