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Sarah Palin Is Writing Christmas Book Called “A Happy Holiday IS A Merry Christmas”

Sarah Palin has somehow  gotten another book deal, this time pandering to the tiny amount of people who do not understand that one of America’s founding principles is freedom of religion. A Happy Holiday IS A Merry Christmas, which is out this November, will be a defense of “our faith” and rant about the “politically…

Jessica Wakeman / March 13, 2013

The Top 10 Moments & Reactions From Last Night’s Election Coverage

Between tweeting from two accounts (The Frisky’s and my own), updating the liveblog with election results, and bouncing back and forth between the networks, I somehow managed to keep my sanity last night as the presidential election was decided. Here are 10 moments you might have missed…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 7, 2012

10 Untimely Pop Culture Halloween Costumes

I only recently discovered the amazing phenomenon that is “Friday Night Lights,” and more specifically, the glorious perfection that is Connie Briton as Tami Taylor. I told Amelia I wanted to be Tami Taylor for Halloween and hopefully win some kind of costume party prize for Least Timely Pop Culture Reference, but then Amelia threatened…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / October 16, 2012

Sarah Palin’s Succinct Explanation For Why Her Family Does Reality Shows

“I’m certainly not doing it for the money, no! … Our family’s mantra is to live life vibrantly.”
– This is Sarah Palin’s response to questions about her family’s embrace of television, which, if you are keeping count, started with “Sarah Palin’s Alaska,” moved on to “Bristol Palin: Life’s A Tripp,” and will soon include Todd…

Jessica Wakeman / July 26, 2012

Tampa Strip Club Hires Sarah Palin Lookalike Stripper For Republican National Convention

The Republican National Convention is August 27 to 30 in Tampa, Florida, and that means the area’s 40 strip clubs are scrambling to get ready. Strip club owners say that during the 2009 Super Bowl in Tampa, they doubled and tripled the number of dancers. What will happen for this GOP-palooza? Well, you’ll be happy…

Jessica Wakeman / July 23, 2012

Bristol Palin’s Reality Show Premiere Stars Homophobic Bar Fight, Whining

I know you had better things to do last night than watch the premiere of “Bristol Palin: Life’s A Tripp,” so I watched Bristol’s reality show for you! The first 20 minutes or so tried somewhat admirably to depict her life as a young, single mom whose baby daddy is out of the picture —…

Jessica Wakeman / June 20, 2012

Bristol Palin’s Reality Show, “Life’s A Tripp,” Looks So Boring

This is the Palin Conundrum: ignore them and hope they go away, or pay attention to the insipid things they do in order to mock them, thus contributing to their tick-bite hold on the public psyche.

The good news is that in Bristol Palin’s upcoming Lifetime reality show “Life’s A Tripp,” girlfriend may…

Jessica Wakeman / June 14, 2012

Bristol Palin’s “Trial Marriage” & Other Sinful Activities Renamed By The Palins

What the rest of us call “cohabitation,” or in some circles “living in sin,” the Palin family calls a “trial marriage.”

That’s exactly what abstinence-promoter Bristol Palin and her boyfriend, 21-year-old Gino Paoletti, are doing in a home she purchased in Wasilla. “Bristol and Gino are crazy about each other,” a source told

Jessica Wakeman / April 5, 2012

Sarah Palin Goes Ga-Ga For Tori Spelling On “The Today Show”

I should probably be upfront and just make it clear from the get-go that I am not a Sarah Palin fan. But I watched her hosting gig on “The Today Show” anyway this morning, and found it to be about a 6 out of 10 on the pain scale. Still droppin’ her Gs? Check! Still…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 3, 2012

Morning Quickies: Sarah Palin Co-Hosting “The Today Show” Tomorrow

Sarah Palin will co-host “The Today Show” on Tuesday in what I think we can all agree is a brazen ploy for ratings. Katie Couric will be co-hosting “Good Morning America” on the same day. Well played, “Today,” well played. [Dlisted]
Alec Baldwin is engaged to his 28-year-old yoga instructor girlfriend, Hilaria Thomas.

Jessica Wakeman / April 2, 2012

The Role Of Sarah Palin On “SNL” Will Now Be Played By … Andy Samberg?

Add Andy Samberg to the list of celebs with a Sarah Palin impersonation in their repetoire … although something tells me he’s not going to be invited back to do this one.  [Hulu]…

Jessica Wakeman / March 12, 2012

Morning Quickies: How Julianne Moore Played Sarah Palin

Julianne Moore tells Ellen DeGeneres on how she played Sarah Palin in the HBO movie “Game Change,” which airs on Saturday night. She listened to Palin’s audiobook nonstop on her iPod for two months to get down that Wasilla accent. [Huffington Post]
Attention, nerds! (Amelia, that means you.) A “Star Trek” episode abandoned…

Jessica Wakeman / March 6, 2012

Evening Quickies: Julianne Moore Proves A Perfect Sarah Palin

Mark your calendars: “Game Change,” the HBO film about the 2008 election will air on Saturday, March 10 (the day before my birthday, ahem!). And if you’re not already excited, let this new trailer wet your whistle. Is Julianne Moore not the perfect Sarah Palin or what? Kudos to everyone at HBO for making…

Jessica Wakeman / January 31, 2012

Sarah Palin Pooh-Poohs The Obama Christmas Card

Sarah Palin has a beef with the presidential Christmas card: a simple portrait of the Obamas’ dog Bo by the fireplace with the line “From our family to yours, may your holidays shine with the light of the season.”  The puppy-pooh-poohing politico told Fox News it is “odd” that the Obamas’ card depicts Bo instead of…

Jessica Wakeman / December 22, 2011

See Julianne Moore As Sarah Palin In “Game Change”

Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin gives Tina Fey a run for her money, huh? March can’t come soon enough: That’s when HBO Films will debut the movie version of “Game Change” based on a bestselling nonfiction book about the 2008 election. This trailer makes it look as if the book is just about Palin and…

Jessica Wakeman / December 22, 2011

Morning Quickies: Sarah Palin Says “Hang Sandusky From The Highest Tree”

Sarah Palin was asked about Penn State’s Jerry Sandusky during an appearance on Greta Van Susteren’s show on Fox yesterday and said, “Hang him from the highest tree. I’ll bring the rope.” Greta then asked if Sarah might want the justice system to run its course first and Sarah replied, “Hang him from the…

Jessica Wakeman / November 16, 2011

“Hey Jerk-off, God Bless!”: Sarah Palin’s Yearbook Inscription

Hey jerk-off,

Have a good summer & stay sober.

God bless.
You know, this is actually exactly what I would expect Sarah Palin to write in someone’s yearbook back when she was in high school. I wonder if he stayed sober? [Snakkle.com] …

Jessica Wakeman / October 28, 2011

Morning Quickies: Sarah Palin Won’t Run For President

Breathe easy, everyone: Sarah Palin is not seeking the GOP nomination for president. In a statement released yesterday, Palin said, “As always, my family comes first and obviously Todd and I put great consideration into family life before making this decision. When we serve, we devote ourselves to God, family and country. My decisio…

Jessica Wakeman / October 6, 2011

Evening Quickies: Bristol Palin “Whore” Screamer Apologizes

Stephen Hanks, the Hollywood agent/sexist d-bag who screamed at Bristol Palin that her mother is a “whorey whoreface whore,” issued an apology statement to E! News through his lawyer. “I am very passionate about politics, and believe in equality for all Americans,” Hanks said. “I expressed my feelings in an improper manner in the…

Jessica Wakeman / September 29, 2011

Bristol Palin Rides A Bull, Confronts Heckler Who Called Her Mom “A Whorey Whoreface Whore”

I am hardly a Sarah Palin supporter. I am also not a big fan of Bristol Palin. And I am definitely not a fan of people who express their own distaste for these two by telling the latter that the former is “a whore.” Last night, Bristol Palin was out at a bar i…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 23, 2011
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