Posts tagged "sarah palin"

Sarah Palin Hates On Ahmed Mohamed’s Clock, Still Thinks It’s A Bomb

9th grader Ahmed Mohamed, who got arrested for building a clock and bringing it to school, may have been invited to the White House, but he’s still receiving slack from the Right. Because of course.
Former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin decided to echo her daughter, Bristol’s sentiments with further hatred and stupidity o…

Katrin Higher / September 20, 2015

Bristol Palin Pitches A Fit Over Obama Inviting Ahmed Mohamed To The White House

Palin says that inviting this kid to the White House “encourages victimhood” and “divides the country.”…

Robyn Pennacchia / September 18, 2015

Watch: Sarah Palin Says ‘If You Want To Be In America, Speak American’

Former vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin thinks it’s great if you are bilingual, but that really, if you live here, you should “speak American.” Um, sorry, but the language is actually called English.
In an interview with CNN Sunday morning, Palin demonstrated yet another example of her complete idiocy with this gem.
CNN – why…

Katrin Higher / September 6, 2015

Watch: Disturbing Video Of Sarah Palin Adoring Donald Trump

Former VP candidate Sarah Palin is clearly head-over-heels for presidential candidate Donald Trump. I guess “mavericks” should stick together.
But one look at the video and it’s clear that they are both really boring mavericks. Yawn.
One of the funniest moments however, is when Palin asks him about the “idiots in the press” and Trum…

Katrin Higher / August 29, 2015

Sarah Palin Quits The Internet Teevee Game

Don’t bust out the Kleenex just yet — she promises free content on her Facebook page and website. …

Robyn Pennacchia / July 6, 2015

Palins Want To Know Why “Liberal Media” Condemned Josh Duggar, Not Lena Dunham

Lena Dunham was six or seven, Josh Duggar was 15. There’s a bit of a difference there.

Robyn Pennacchia / June 5, 2015

In Honor Of Leslie Knope’s Last Hurrah, These Are Our Galentines

Tuesday night’s series finale of “Parks and Recreation” was the perfect swan song to a wonderful show that always delighted in the simple joys of life, instead of sneering at the world from a perch on high. But the best part of the show was its unabashed commitment to celebrating strong women. Amy Poehler’s Leslie…

Beejoli Shah / February 26, 2015

Sarah Palin Repeats Debunked Story To Prove Christians Are Persecuted

Several weeks ago, a story went viral about a boy who was banned from reading the Bible in school. Within a week, it was debunked — and not by mean, fun-of-persecution-ruining atheists like myself, but by both Glenn Beck’s The Blaze and the Christian Post — two outlets which definitely believe, whole-heartedly, in the whole…

Robyn Pennacchia / February 9, 2015

Sarah Palin Is Now A Co-Chair Of The Ready For Hillary PAC

Last weekend, Her Royal Mooseness Sarah Palin blessed us all with what will surely go down in history as the greatest drunk maid-of-honor speech in all of history. At one point during said speech, she ripped a “Ready For Hillary” magnet out of her bra and flailed it around while yelling  “I’m ready for Hillary,…

Robyn Pennacchia / January 30, 2015

“Of Course” Sarah Palin’s Down For A 2016 Run

Can we just not with a Sarah Palin presidential run? Please? ABC News tracked Palin down in Las Vegas yesterday, where she was serving wild boar chili to the homeless after attending the annual Shooting, Hunting and Outdoor Trade Show. When asked if she’d be interested in the 2016 election, Palin replied, “Yeah, I mean, of…

Claire Hannum / January 23, 2015

Ted Nugent Mocks The Developmentally Disabled In Advance Of Sarah Palin TV Special

Draft-dodging ephebophile Ted Nugent sure has some strong “words” for those in the media with whom he disagrees! On Tuesday, Nugent posted an “openletter” to his Facebook page in which he called his critics out on … well, I honestly don’t know what in particular, but something.

Robyn Pennacchia / January 14, 2015

Dear Sarah Palin: You Don’t Have To Be PETA To Think Standing On A Dog Is Messed Up

Last week, Sarah Palin posted a picture of her darling son Trig standing on Jill Hadassah, the family dog, for the purpose of doing dishes. This was quite a moment for the Mama Grizzly, who could not have been more proud of her son for stepping on a living creature in order to get what…

Robyn Pennacchia / January 5, 2015

Sarah Palin Proud To See Her Son Trig Stepping On The Family Dog

Well, this has to be a metaphor for something, doesn’t it?

Earlier today, Sarah Palin caused a bit of a kerfuffle on her Facebook page by posting a picture of her son Trig standing on the family dog … like it was a good thing. Seriously. This is what she wrote for the…

Robyn Pennacchia / January 2, 2015

Sarah Palin Is So Proud That Bristol Palin Allegedly Punched Some Guy “Repeatedly” At A Party

In Sarah Palin World — by which I mean not the state of Alaska but a state of mind — everything can be explained with a jab at the liberal media and a few references to Jesus. And after two weeks of silence regarding her family’s participation in a bloody brawl at a snowmobile party

Jessica Wakeman / September 22, 2014

The Palin Family Threw Down At A Snowmobile Party On Saturday

Bristol Palin reportedly has a mean right hook. No, really: police in Anchorage, Alaska confirmed to the politics blog Wonkette that the entire Palin family were part of “20 people” involved in a brawl at a party on Saturday night for the annual Iron Dog snowmobile race.

The whole matter started, allegedly, whe…

Jessica Wakeman / September 11, 2014

Sarah Palin Wants To Join “The View”

Sarah Palin has not gone away yet. In fact, Mama Grizzly would like us all to know that she wants to join the cast of “The View” and thinks “it’d be so much fun to shake it up.” Okay, raise your hands if you’d hate-watch just like we would. [The Wire]
Jessica Simpso…

Claire Hannum / July 7, 2014

The Theme Song For Sarah Palin’s New Show Is The Most Patriotic Thing You’ll Ever Hear

I’m sure you already have your DVRs set, but starting on April 3, Sarah Palin’s got a new show on the Sportsman Channel called “Amazing America” and naturally it has the world’s most patriotic theme song since “Team America: World Police”‘s “America, Fuck Yeah.” (Which, reminder, was a ridiculous satire starring marionettes.) The band Madison Rising — named…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 28, 2014

Sarah Palin’s Patriotic Stripper Heels Are Pretty Special

Let this be a lesson to all of you: dressing fabulously does not have to mean sacrificing your patriotism. Fashionistas who love America, I’d suggest tracking down Sarah Palin’s epic, star-spangled platform stilettos before they sell out. [via Jezebel[Photos: Getty Images]

Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 10, 2014

Sarah Palin Is Defending “Duck Dynasty” Anti-Gay Comments, Because Of Course She Is

Phil Robertson of “Duck Dynasty”  has been suspended from the show indefinitely after an interview in GQ in which he compared gays to “terrorists and drunks” and implied homosexuality is the same thing as sleeping with your dog.

A&E released a statement distancing themselves from the born-again Christian:
“We are extremely disappointed to have…

Claire Hannum / December 19, 2013
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