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Sarah Palin’s Courtroom TV Show Is Going Ahead, Further Proof America Is Doomed

It’s hard to see how anyone in not-actually-a-Judge Palin’s court will get a fair trial. More »


Who Will Donald Trump Pick As His Running Mate? We Have 4 Excellent Candidates For Him

Republican frontrunner, Donald Trump, has begun vetting vice-presidential running mates. While many are theorizing who the mogul might pick, no names have officially been disclosed. We chose 5 that fit the bill.  More »


Sarah Palin Doesn’t Believe That Bill Nye Is a Scientist

Sarah Palin has moved on from being simply a climate-change denier to an apparent expert on all matters scientific.

At a recent press event for her new film Climate Hustle, she reportedly trashed beloved children’s television host Bill Nye the Science Guy (why??).  “Bill Nye is as much as scientist as I am,” she said. “He’s a kids’ show… More »


Azealia Banks And Sarah Palin Have Beef And It’s Amazing

A beef erupted between Azealia Banks and Sarah Palin this week after Banks read a satirical news piece in which Palin claimed that black people “willingly accepted slavery.” More »


Sarah Palin And This Giant Dead Hog Hope Wisconsin Will Vote Trump

She is also very concerned about all the gift baskets we are using to entice immigrants to move here. More »


Sarah Palin Fulfills Her Destiny, Will Be A TV Judge

Palin has signed a production deal for her very own courtroom show. More »


Sarah Palin Loses It When Asked About Son’s Domestic Violence Problem On The Today Show

Sarah Palin confused an interview for an infomercial. More »


Watch: Tina Fey Returns To SNL To Spoof Horrible Palin Endorsement Of Trump

I didn’t even think it was necessary to spoof the original endorsement of Sarah Palin for Donald Trump – since it was so outrageous and already basically a spoof – but of course SNL deemed it necessary, so here we are. And it’s glorious.

Tina Fey returned to the set of Saturday NightMore »


Sarah Palin Blames Obama For Her Son Punching His Girlfriend In The Face

THANKS OBAMA. More »


Sarah Palin Joins The Sideshow, Endorses Donald Trump

Sarah Palin will officially be endorsing Donald Trump for the Republican nomination for President on Thursday, according to a statement obtained by the New York Times. Fantastic! What a day for Donald Trump: He was also endorsed by John Wayne’s daughter today, which is of about equal import, considering the factMore »


Prepare For Full Body Cringe: Sarah Palin Spoofs Tina Fey And 30 Rock

This….this is not good. More »


Watch Tina Fey And Amy Poehler Return To SNL As Palin And Hillary

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler returned to SNL last night to return with their legendary roles as former Republican Vice President candidate Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton, and everyone was psyched about it.

It was perfect especially after last week’s throwback with Will Ferrell as George W. Bush.

Fey and Poehler… More »


Sarah Palin Reveals Detailed, Well-Thought-Out Plan For Defeating Isis

Sarah Palin would defeat ISIS by, you know, stopping them. More »


Sarah Palin: Jesus Loves Guns!

In her most recent generous frenzy of fanaticism, Sarah Palin declared that not only is her pro-Gun stance in line with Biblical Christianity, but it is an exact echo of Jesus’ teachings while he walked the earth.

She quoted Luke 22:36-38 which says:
“He said to them: But now if you haveMore »


Sarah Palin Will Run For Office Again When America Is Ready For Her To Go Rogue

We will not ever be ready for that. More »


Sarah Palin Weighs In On Bristol’s Unplanned Pregnancies, Katie Couric’s Newspaper Question

Palin defends Bristol’s unplanned pregnancies, citing belief in a “God of second chances.” More »


The GOP Wasn’t “Ruined” By Sarah Palin–They Created Her

The GOPs current culture of stupid and crazy started a long time ago. More »


Sarah Palin Hates On Ahmed Mohamed’s Clock, Still Thinks It’s A Bomb

9th grader Ahmed Mohamed, who got arrested for building a clock and bringing it to school, may have been invited to the White House, but he’s still receiving slack from the Right. Because of course.

Former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin decided to echo her daughter, Bristol’s sentiments with further hatred and stupidity… More »


Bristol Palin Pitches A Fit Over Obama Inviting Ahmed Mohamed To The White House

Palin says that inviting this kid to the White House “encourages victimhood” and “divides the country.” More »


Watch: Sarah Palin Says ‘If You Want To Be In America, Speak American’

Former vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin thinks it’s great if you are bilingual, but that really, if you live here, you should “speak American.” Um, sorry, but the language is actually called English.

In an interview with CNN Sunday morning, Palin demonstrated yet another example of her complete idiocy with this gem.
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