E! Online recently asked readers if this painting of Sarah Jessica Parker, an equine rendition of her Covet perfume ad, is too mean. The overwhelming response: hells yeah.
But honestly, I’m not at all offended. I love Carrie Bradshaw as much as the next girl, but I actually chuckled when I saw this on the art blog Gallery of the Absurd. Sarah is obviously beautiful, but, well, if she were animal, she’d definitely be a horse. And Sarah Jessica isn’t the only one who artist 14 has painted. After the jump, some of our favorites of her work. Keep reading »
When Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick announced they were having twins through a surrogate, they kept the woman who’s carrying their baby’s identity secret. But rumors are swirling that it’s a 26-year-old “bisexual, tattooed rocker” who is divorced, lives in Ohio, and has already been a surrogate once before, that time for a gay couple. Star reports Michelle Ross works in a kennel and likes wearing “five-inch black spike heels which lace up the front.” If it’s true that Ross is the surrogate, you can bet she’s cleaned up her ways, because SJP and Broderick’s children are supposed to be born in July. No official numbers on how much the surrogate is making; however, Grazia claims she’s getting around $150,000 in gifts. [Star, Scandalist, Times of India] Keep reading »
First, he allegedly cheated with a firecrotch. Then, Sarah Jessica Parker went from blond to full-fledged brunette. Yesterday, at the opening of “Mary Stuart,” Matt’s got mutton chops. Is this mid-life/wife crisis headed for split ends? We sure hope SJP doesn’t wash that man right out of her hair. [New York City, 4/19/09]
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Scary Spice is a ‘fraidy cat. She’s starring in a Vegas burlesque show, but she won’t take her clothes off. Without the strip, she’s just a tease! Especially as a lingerie model who loves to get attention for her body, this seems like such a surprising decision. But she’s not the only celeb who thinks baring all is showing too much. Here’s a list of stars who agree with Melanie B and Janis from “The Muppets,” who famously said, “I won’t take my clothes off for anyone, even if it is artistic.”
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Sarah Jessica Parker said she and the “Sex and the City” movie producers are trying to make the sequel recession-friendly, a tough task because “SATC” is all about luxury and fine living. To help out, we’ve put together a few ideas. If SJP and Darren Star use our suggestions, we expect to see “The Frisky” in the movie’s credits. And a pair of Manolos. Keep reading »