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Artist Paints Sarah Jessica As A Horse: Funny Or Mean?

E! Online recently asked readers if this painting of Sarah Jessica Parker, an equine rendition of her Covet perfume ad, is too mean. The overwhelming response: hells yeah.

But honestly, I’m not at all offended. I love Carrie Bradshaw as much as the next girl, but I actually chuckled when I saw this on the art blog Gallery of the Absurd. Sarah is obviously beautiful, but, well, if she were animal, she’d definitely be a horse. And Sarah Jessica isn’t the only one who artist 14 has painted. After the jump, some of our favorites of her work. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Kate Hudson And A-Rod?

  • Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez have been getting close. She cheered him on at a Yankees game Friday, they made out at a restaurant, and she was seen leaving his Central Park West apartment. [Dlisted] — He’s definitely an improvement for Kate, who usually dates men who look like they stink.
  • Sarah Jessica Parker is outraged her surrogate’s privacy has been violated. “I care deeply about her and I am incredibly outraged by the sort of extraordinary and unprecedented invasion of her privacy,” says Parker. “I think even given the unfortunate way we live now in this unending appetite for the more salacious information, it has still shocked me, and it has still really disappointed me.” [PopEater]
  • You’re probably not going to like this, but Chris Pine is dating Audrina Patridge. [Perez Hilton] — Yuck!
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    Sarah Jessica Parker’s Surrogate May Be A Tattooed Bisexual Who Wears Spiked Collar Necklaces

    When Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick announced they were having twins through a surrogate, they kept the woman who’s carrying their baby’s identity secret. But rumors are swirling that it’s a 26-year-old “bisexual, tattooed rocker” who is divorced, lives in Ohio, and has already been a surrogate once before, that time for a gay couple. Star reports Michelle Ross works in a kennel and likes wearing “five-inch black spike heels which lace up the front.” If it’s true that Ross is the surrogate, you can bet she’s cleaned up her ways, because SJP and Broderick’s children are supposed to be born in July. No official numbers on how much the surrogate is making; however, Grazia claims she’s getting around $150,000 in gifts. [Star, Scandalist, Times of India] Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Jennifer Aniston Has A New Guy?

  • Jennifer Aniston showed Bradley Cooper some PDA love at a party recently. They left the club 10 minutes apart. [Dlisted]
  • Joe Jonas wants to move out of the swanky home he shares with brothers Nick and Kevin because he wants more privacy with Camilla Belle. [Perez Hilton] — For what, Joe?
  • Jennifer Hudson surprised her fiance David Otunga with an engagement proposal on his birthday. [People]
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    Quick Pic: SJP Goes Undercover

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    Star Couplings: Sarah Jessica Parker Is Expecting Twins

  • Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are expecting twin daughters via a surrogate after trying to add to their family for years. [EW]
  • Sources say Aubrey O’Day will star in the next installment of “A Shot at Love,” MTV’s bisexual dating competition show. [Perez Hilton] — Who’s skankier: Aubrey or Tila Tequila?
  • Mel Gibson brought his Russian girlfriend to the premiere of “Wolverine” last night in Los Angeles. [Dlisted]
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    Quick Pic: SJP And Matthew Broderick’s Relationship Keeps Getting Hairier

    First, he allegedly cheated with a firecrotch. Then, Sarah Jessica Parker went from blond to full-fledged brunette. Yesterday, at the opening of “Mary Stuart,” Matt’s got mutton chops. Is this mid-life/wife crisis headed for split ends? We sure hope SJP doesn’t wash that man right out of her hair. [New York City, 4/19/09]

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    Starlets Who Won’t Do Nude Scenes

    Scary Spice is a ‘fraidy cat. She’s starring in a Vegas burlesque show, but she won’t take her clothes off. Without the strip, she’s just a tease! Especially as a lingerie model who loves to get attention for her body, this seems like such a surprising decision. But she’s not the only celeb who thinks baring all is showing too much. Here’s a list of stars who agree with Melanie B and Janis from “The Muppets,” who famously said, “I won’t take my clothes off for anyone, even if it is artistic.”

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    Style Buzz: Britney Spears For Candie’s, Tom Cruise Sues Over Tee Shirts, Another Target Line

    • Britney Spears has done something that actually makes sense: she’s the new spokeswoman for sexy/trashy brand Candie’s, sold at Kohl’s. [WWD]
    • Sarah Jessica Parker said she regrets wearing a black wedding dress when she wed Matthew Broderick in 1997 and would do things differently today: “(I would) white it up. I’d wear a beautiful, proper wedding dress, like I should have worn on that day.” [Times of India]
    • Tom Cruise is threatening to sue Addictiontee.com for Photoshopping his image onto tees which say “Sex Addict” and “Everything Turns Me On.” A spokesperson for Addictiontee.com says their next tee shirt will say, “I sue everybody.” Oh…snap. [Times of India]
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    Nine Ways To Make The SATC Sequel Recession Friendly

    Sarah Jessica Parker said she and the “Sex and the City” movie producers are trying to make the sequel recession-friendly, a tough task because “SATC” is all about luxury and fine living. To help out, we’ve put together a few ideas. If SJP and Darren Star use our suggestions, we expect to see “The Frisky” in the movie’s credits. And a pair of Manolos. Keep reading »

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