Odorific Products Help Men Score Hot Chicks!
Another totally genius "Target: Women" vid from Sarah Haskins. This time she points out how many commercials try and sell products based on their ability to attract hot women, specifically through the power of smell -- the smell of clean laundry, gum, deodorant, mini-burgers, the list goes on and on.
Sarah Haskins Turns 30, Also Known As “Old”
Happy birthday, Sarah Haskins! We hope you got some nice presents to cheer you up, because now that you're the big 3-0, it's time to start fretting about incontinence, arthritis and other ailments that affect women of a certain age. Luckily Big Pharma's got plenty of medications for an old lady like yourself. Did you…
Laundry: The Adderall Of Chores
One of the reason why I love Sarah Haskin's "Target: Women" videos is that sometimes they force me to laugh at my own stereotypical womanly ways. This week, she goes off on detergent commercials which make it seem like women love doing laundry. "Why can't we break the spin cycle?" she asks. "Because when you're…
Sarah Haskins On “Tough Love”
It's a wonder the human race has survived this long. Why? Because women are single, crazy, and conniving. But if we all follow "Tough Love" matchmaker Steve Ward's rules, we'll end up living a life of bliss. And by bliss, I mean we'll get hitched ... and then divorced. Watch this video of Sarah Haski…
Sarah Haskins Wants Your New Year’s Diet To Suck It
Supposedly, if I were to cut out soda from my diet, I would lose 15 lbs. But I don't want to lose 15 lbs. and especially not at the expense of my Diet Coke addiction -- Current's Sarah Haskins feels my pain. In her first 2009 installment of "Target Women," she takes New Year's diet…
Even Sarah Haskins Thinks Edward Cullen Is Perfect
I've been waiting for it, and finally, Sarah Haskins has targeted vampires, specifically the mania surrounding "Twilight." Is Edward Cullen really the perfect boyfriend? Fans at a "Twilight" book signing try to convince her that he is. Hilarious!
Sarah Haskins: Everybody Poops, Except For Women
I have been wishin' and prayin' and hopin' that Current's Sarah Haskins would tackle the topic of women and bodily functions. And now she has! Forget the ticking baby-makin' biological clock -- the doodie clock is far more impatient.
Sarah On Sarah: Haskins Targets Palin & P.A.N.T.H.E.R.S.
Whether Sarah Palin is a politician you already support or don't support, this video from Current's Sarah Haskins (Sarah, I am still waiting for you to return that note I sent you, where I asked "Will you be my best friend? Check 'Yes' or 'No'.) is hilarious. Will Palin help McCain seize the P.A.N.T.H.E.R. vote?
Current’s Sarah Haskins Targets Botox
Our beloved Sarah Haskins is back, this time with a video about Botox. I got Botox once, but in the name of journalism. And it was free. I never refuse anything that is free. Anyway, getting Botox was weird because when they inject it into your face, you can actually hear the needle pierce the…
“Women Are ALWAYS Thinking About Weddings!”
Seriously, I am so over weddings, I could just friggin' die. Between THAT MOVIE and all the bridal fashion shows and the wedding magazines taunting me from the newsstand saying, "Buy me Amelia, you really need to plan your wedding NOT do the New York magazine crossword!" I could seriously take a lunch break and…