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Quotable: Sarah Silverman Finds Marriage “Gross”

“I’m not against marriage, but it’s just not for me. I’m a vegetarian, but I don’t have a problem if you want a hamburger. Marriage to me is like eating meat. I think it’s gross and f**king crazy.”

–Sarah Silverman gives her not-so-subtle thoughts on matrimony in the new issue of Playboy. She also told the magazine that since gay people can’t wed in most states, “If you’re getting married today, it’s the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn’t allow blacks or Jews.” What do you guys think of this argument? I’m inclined to agree, but then again, I’m single and slightly bitter about the whole marriage thing. [Page Six] Keep reading »

Quotable: Sarah Silverman Still Loves Jimmy Kimmel

“I’d like to find that person. I think Jimmy and I had every intention of spending the rest of our lives with each other. I love love. It’s my top priority. Jimmy will tell you. … We were together for so long and tried our best to make it work. … I just love him to pieces. Sometimes I think maybe we’ll die together in our old age or something.”

Sarah Silverman on ex Jimmy Kimmel in the new issue of Playboy. Interestingly, she dishes on adoring her new boyfriend just a few paragraphs later. [People] Keep reading »

Sarah Silverman Wants You To Boycott Marriage

Sarah Silverman took a really strong stance in the fight for marriage equality via her Twitter yesterday. She has called on everyone to boycott marriage until it’s legal in this country for all adults, regardless of sexual orientation. But is this fair? Should heterosexuals and homosexuals in select states show their solidarity by protesting marriage altogether? Tell us what you think in the comments! [Twitter] Keep reading »

Quotable: Sarah Silverman Would Rather Be Working With Monkeys

“No. I mostly thought I’d work with gorillas or be a masseuse.”

– Comedian Sarah Silverman reveals what she thought she’d grow up to be [W] Keep reading »

Quotable: Jimmy Kimmel Never Called Sarah Silverman “Pretty”

“The guy I’m dating now, who is so awesome, is not my typical fare. He’s really skinny. Usually I like pudgy, macho-ish guys. But I think I mistook macho-ish for strong, emotionally. And I think it’s really the opposite. think he’s the first guy in a decade who’s given me any kind of compliment, like saying I’m pretty or anything.”

— Sarah Silverman gets in a couple digs at ex, Jimmy Kimmel, in an interview with Page Six Magazine. It brings up an interesting question: Would you stay with someone who never ever complimented you? [via Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Sarah Silverman Tells Mom: “I’m Sleeping With A Man That Spanks Me”

Sarah Silverman visited David Letterman last night and charmed the old guy with a heartwarming tale of mother-daughter bonding: One day Mrs. Silverman was in the bathroom while her daughter was undressing for a shower, checked out Sarah’s rear, and gasped in horror. Keep reading »

Dressed To The … Nines?

Sarah Silverman wasn’t exactly dressed to impress at the premiere for the movie “Nine.” Seriously, if you’re going to show up on the red carpet looking like you just walked your 4-year-old brother to preschool, maybe you should stay home and watch the movie on Netflix in a few months. Show some respectful, Silverman! [Westwood, CA, 12/9/09] Keep reading »

Sarah Silverman Out To Sell The Vatican


Sarah Silverman makes us go tee hee hee. Check out her latest video, which she premiered on “Real Time with Bill Maher” on Friday. (Notice: not on Jimmy Kimmel‘s show, like she did her now infamous “I’m F**king Matt Damon” video.) In this one, she’s come up with a genius plan to end world hunger and get rid of those pesky commercials with sad music that try to get you to sponsor a child — sell the Vatican. Keep reading »

A Jimmy Kimmel And Sarah Silverman Sex Tape? Say It Ain’t So.

Do Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have a sex tape? Do I want to know the answer to that question? If there is one, and I’m forced to watch it, can I stab my eyes out afterward? These are the pressing questions of the day. Some random dude in Canada says Kimmel and Silverman made a sex tape when they were “on vacation a few years ago.” Purportedly, they “forgot” the camera, and now a resort employee is shopping the tape. The screen caps show a glimpse of somebody who could be anybody, including one of my exes, on top of someone else who you can’t see at all. Also: These knuckleheads aren’t even together anymore. I remain dubious and horrified. We will continue to bring you more of this terrifying sex tape gone wrong story as it continues to break my will to live. [ZackTaylor] Keep reading »

Esquire Tells You 75 Things You Didn’t Know About Women

Esquire has taken pains to uncover “75 Things You Didn’t Know About Women,” and they’ve gone straight to the horse’s mouth to find out ladies’ deepest, darkest untold secrets. Padma Lakshmi, Sarah Silverman, Courteney Cox, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Kerry Washington weigh in on men, moods, and more. A few of our favorites after the jump … Keep reading »