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Sarah Palin Is A Poet And Didn’t Know It

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The 24,000 emails that Sarah Palin sent and received while she was governor of Alaska didn’t turn out to be filled with salacious and incriminating tidbits, like many reporters had hoped. But as editor Michael Solomon discovered, they were full of beautiful verse. And thus, Michael has put together a collection of 50 Palin poems in the volume Hope Like Heck: The Selected Poems of Sarah Palin.

After the jump, two lovely selections. Keep reading »

Reading Sarah Palin’s Email: The 8 Best Nuggets

Oh, and you think your emails are private? On Friday, the state of Alaska released more than 24,000 emails sent and received by Sarah Palin while she was governor. Which means that many a journalist spent their weekend sifting through every word. So what did they find? The highlights after the jump. Keep reading »

Quickies: J. Lo Stops Honeymoon Sex Tape & 9-Year-Old Piper Palin Versus A Magazine Photographer

  • Jennifer Lopez has temporarily halted the sale of her honeymoon sex tape, which she filmed with ex-husband Ojani Noa, by filing a restraining order against his new girlfriend, Claudia Vazquez, who technically owns the tape. [TMZ]
  • Lauryn Hill is preggo with her sixth kid. [Dlisted]
  • Don’t bring Sienna Miller to a tennis match because she’ll poke you a lot and won’t just let you focus on the damn game. [Celebitchy]
  • What’s the “housewife headache”? And can it be cured by Tylenol and/or orgasms? [Boing Boing]

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Why Sarah Palin Will Never Be President

Why won’t Sarah Palin ever be president? It won’t be because of her shoddy grasp of foreign policy (“I can see Russia from my house!”). It won’t be because of the ethics investigations that dog her. It won’t because her pro-abstinence-only education, anti-abortion policies harm women and girls and a revolution of ladies have risen up to tell her where to shove it — although I wish that were it.

No, Sarah Palin will never be president because man shall never be ruled by a woman. Keep reading »

Quickies: Donald Trump Wants Sarah Palin To Run For Prez & Gwyneth Paltrow Joins Twitter

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  • Donald Trump told reporters he’d “love” for Sarah Palin to run for president. Why am I not surprised these two are chummy with each other? [TMZ]
  • Kim Kardashian is taking her fiancé Kris Humphries’ last name. It’s her choice, obviously, but IMHO “Kim Humphries” does not have the same ring to it. [TMZ]
  • Ladyblog Jezebel attempts to explain why Courtney Love hates them. This post is amazing, but let’s be real. Who gives a flying f**k what Courtney Love says about anything? [Jezebel]
  • Relax, everybody. Snooki’s neck brace after her fender bender was just a joke. The Wookie shoes, however, were dead serious. [People]
  • Amazeballs: the top 10 reviews of the abortionplex on Yelp. [BuzzFeed]

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Sarah Palin Rides In Motorcycle Rally, Making A Presidential Run Look Certain

“How do you wear all this leather and stay cool? I love that smell of the emissions.”

Sarah Palin not only loves hunting. Apparently, she’s into motorcycling, too, even if she doesn’t get wearing head-to-toe leather in the summer. Palin is currently on a bus tour of the Eastern U.S., and yesterday headed to Washington, D.C., to participate in Rolling Thunder, an annual motorcycle rally for veterans that happens in conjunction with the parade on the National Mall. Folks, put on your helmets. It sure looks like we are in for a Sarah Palin 2012 campaign for the presidency after all. [Fox News] Keep reading »

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