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Kathy Griffin Could Not, In Fact, See Russia From Sarah Palin’s House

 

Sometimes I think Kathy Griffin would not have any material if it weren’t for the Palin family. But I don’t necessarily mind because, like she says here in a clip from her “Kathy Griffin: Gurrl Down” comedy special, the Palin family is really effing funny. Here Kathy talks about how she went to Wasilla, Alaska, with Levi Johnston to knock on the Palins’ front door … and could not see one inch of Russia. What the…? [AOL TV] Keep reading »

Sarah Palin Is A Poet And Didn’t Know It

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The 24,000 emails that Sarah Palin sent and received while she was governor of Alaska didn’t turn out to be filled with salacious and incriminating tidbits, like many reporters had hoped. But as editor Michael Solomon discovered, they were full of beautiful verse. And thus, Michael has put together a collection of 50 Palin poems in the volume Hope Like Heck: The Selected Poems of Sarah Palin.

After the jump, two lovely selections. Keep reading »

Reading Sarah Palin’s Email: The 8 Best Nuggets

Oh, and you think your emails are private? On Friday, the state of Alaska released more than 24,000 emails sent and received by Sarah Palin while she was governor. Which means that many a journalist spent their weekend sifting through every word. So what did they find? The highlights after the jump. Keep reading »

Quickies: J. Lo Stops Honeymoon Sex Tape & 9-Year-Old Piper Palin Versus A Magazine Photographer

  • Jennifer Lopez has temporarily halted the sale of her honeymoon sex tape, which she filmed with ex-husband Ojani Noa, by filing a restraining order against his new girlfriend, Claudia Vazquez, who technically owns the tape. [TMZ]
  • Lauryn Hill is preggo with her sixth kid. [Dlisted]
  • Don’t bring Sienna Miller to a tennis match because she’ll poke you a lot and won’t just let you focus on the damn game. [Celebitchy]
  • What’s the “housewife headache”? And can it be cured by Tylenol and/or orgasms? [Boing Boing]

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Why Sarah Palin Will Never Be President

Why won’t Sarah Palin ever be president? It won’t be because of her shoddy grasp of foreign policy (“I can see Russia from my house!”). It won’t be because of the ethics investigations that dog her. It won’t because her pro-abstinence-only education, anti-abortion policies harm women and girls and a revolution of ladies have risen up to tell her where to shove it — although I wish that were it.

No, Sarah Palin will never be president because man shall never be ruled by a woman. Keep reading »

Quickies: Donald Trump Wants Sarah Palin To Run For Prez & Gwyneth Paltrow Joins Twitter

Sarah Palin and Donald Trump photo
  • Donald Trump told reporters he’d “love” for Sarah Palin to run for president. Why am I not surprised these two are chummy with each other? [TMZ]
  • Kim Kardashian is taking her fiancé Kris Humphries’ last name. It’s her choice, obviously, but IMHO “Kim Humphries” does not have the same ring to it. [TMZ]
  • Ladyblog Jezebel attempts to explain why Courtney Love hates them. This post is amazing, but let’s be real. Who gives a flying f**k what Courtney Love says about anything? [Jezebel]
  • Relax, everybody. Snooki’s neck brace after her fender bender was just a joke. The Wookie shoes, however, were dead serious. [People]
  • Amazeballs: the top 10 reviews of the abortionplex on Yelp. [BuzzFeed]

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Sarah Palin Rides In Motorcycle Rally, Making A Presidential Run Look Certain

“How do you wear all this leather and stay cool? I love that smell of the emissions.”

Sarah Palin not only loves hunting. Apparently, she’s into motorcycling, too, even if she doesn’t get wearing head-to-toe leather in the summer. Palin is currently on a bus tour of the Eastern U.S., and yesterday headed to Washington, D.C., to participate in Rolling Thunder, an annual motorcycle rally for veterans that happens in conjunction with the parade on the National Mall. Folks, put on your helmets. It sure looks like we are in for a Sarah Palin 2012 campaign for the presidency after all. [Fox News] Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: Sarah Palin Gets A Documentary Called “The Undefeated”

  • A documentary about Sarah Palin called “The Undefeated” is set to premiere in Iowa next month. Just last week Palin and her husband, Todd, watched the final cut off the video at the new home they’ve reportedly bought in Arizona. The film was financed and made by conservative filmmaker Stephen K. Bannon, who last year debuted a documentary about the Tea Party, “Generation Zero,” on the Fox News Channel. The documentary is about Palin’s record in Alaska, focusing on her life before she and her family shot to international fame. Bannon reportedly wants to help reacquaint the country with Palin’s core values in an effort to make her a more viable candidate for a presidential run. Anyone interested in checking out “The Undefeated”? [Real Clear Politics]
  • The House of Representatives banned teaching hospitals from using federal funds to teach med students how to perform abortions. Women’s health advocates say it is crucial for doctors to know how to perform abortions, even if they choose not to do so in their own practice, as they may be faced with the need to perform one as a life-saving procedure. Ugh. Everyone who voted for this should be forced to watch “The Cider House Rules.” [AP]
  • MSNBC’s Ed Schultz called right-wing radio host Laura Ingraham a “right-wing slut” and a “talk slut” on air. Extremely inappropriate. [Change.org]

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Britta Hanson: May The Newest Palin Turn Out Better Than Levi Johnston

Gotta love a bride who wears blue jeans and pearls on her wedding day, right? Of course I am referring to Britta Hanson, 21, the new wife of Track Palin. Last Friday, we saw Britta and Track’s wedding photos. Today, we get lots more information on the newest member of the Palin clan. Not only is Britta the daughter of a preacher man—her dad is the pastor at Wasilla’s Good Shepherd Lutheran Church—she’s also tight with several other members of the Palin family. Last year, Bristol Palin called her “roomie”—the two shared a condo in Anchorage when Bristol was “scared to live by myself.” And Britta also worked for Sarah—she was the executive secretary at Alaska’s office of the governor from 2008 through this year.

Plus, Britta sounds like one of those girls who is good at everything. Keep reading »

Is Sarah Palin Moving To Arizona?

Gird your loins, Arizona: Sarah Palin might be moving in! The Atlantic Wire reports the former governor of Alaska allegedly bought an 8,000-square foot, $1.6 million home in a secluded area of Scottsdale, Arizona. The identity of the buyer is hidden on the property records, but the lawyer for the sale suspiciously replied “No comment!” when asked if the buyer was Palin. The fancy pad features six bedrooms, six bathrooms, a swimming pool and spa, a six-car garage, a wine cellar, and a guard gate. Damn! Keep reading »

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