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Morning Quickies: Sarah Palin Says “Hang Sandusky From The Highest Tree”

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  • Sarah Palin was asked about Penn State’s Jerry Sandusky during an appearance on Greta Van Susteren’s show on Fox yesterday and said, “Hang him from the highest tree. I’ll bring the rope.” Greta then asked if Sarah might want the justice system to run its course first and Sarah replied, “Hang him from the highest tree and I’ll bring the rope if he is guilty of what is alleged.” [Politico]
  • An anti-Kardashian petition on GoPetition.com is begging E! cancel “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” Get a clue, people, E! is not going to cancel that cash cow!  [The Wrap]
  • NeNe Leakes is selling $150 T-shirts that say “I’m Very Rich Bitch!” No, there is no comma. For that much money, you’d think you’d get some proper grammar. [Essence] Keep reading »

“Hey Jerk-off, God Bless!”: Sarah Palin’s Yearbook Inscription

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Sarah Palin is a poet and didn't know it. Read More »
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The nine juiciest claims made about Sarah Palin in "The Rogue" book. Read More »
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Sarah Palin's ex-aide has penned an unauthorized tell-all. Read More »
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Hey jerk-off,

Have a good summer & stay sober.

God bless.

You know, this is actually exactly what I would expect Sarah Palin to write in someone’s yearbook back when she was in high school. I wonder if he stayed sober? [Snakkle.com Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Sarah Palin Won’t Run For President

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  • Breathe easy, everyone: Sarah Palin is not seeking the GOP nomination for president. In a statement released yesterday, Palin said, “As always, my family comes first and obviously Todd and I put great consideration into family life before making this decision. When we serve, we devote ourselves to God, family and country. My decision maintains this order.” Translation: I can make a hell of a lot more money writing books, appearing on Fox News, and doing public speaking gigs. [ABC News]
  • Speaking of Palin, one of her former handlers, Nicole Wallace, has written a novel about a mentally ill vice presidential candidate. “The idea of a mentally ill vice president who suffers in complete isolation was obviously sparked by the behaviors I witnessed by Sarah Palin,” Wallace told The Hill. “What if somebody who was ill-equipped for the office were to ascend to the presidency or vice presidency? What would they do? How long would it take for people to figure it out?” Oh, dear. [The Hill]
  • Here’s Willow Smith’s new single “Fireball” with Nicki Minaj. You like? [RyanSeacrest.com]
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Evening Quickies: Bristol Palin “Whore” Screamer Apologizes

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  • Stephen Hanks, the Hollywood agent/sexist d-bag who screamed at Bristol Palin that her mother is a “whorey whoreface whore,” issued an apology statement to E! News through his lawyer. “I am very passionate about politics, and believe in equality for all Americans,” Hanks said. “I expressed my feelings in an improper manner in the heat of the moment, and allowed my emotions to get the better of me.” [Gossip Cop]
  • Angelina Jolie took Shiloh and Zahara to get their ears pierced at a boutique in London. Shiloh backed out at the last minute, though, after Zahara “screamed” and burst into tears getting hers done. A drama queen, just like her mother! [US Weekly]
  • Ashton Kutcher tweeted a presumed response to rumors that he cheated on Demi Moore with a woman named Sara Leal this weekend, writing “When you ASSUME to know that which you know nothing of you make an ASS out of U and ME.” [Twitter.com/aplusk]

Bristol Palin Rides A Bull, Confronts Heckler Who Called Her Mom “A Whorey Whoreface Whore”


I am hardly a Sarah Palin supporter. I am also not a big fan of Bristol Palin. And I am definitely not a fan of people who express their own distaste for these two by telling the latter that the former is “a whore.” Last night, Bristol Palin was out at a bar in West Hollywood — and rode the mechanical bull — when a heckler shouted that her mother was a whore. Bristol wasn’t hearin’ that and confronted the loudmouth. Their exchange went something like this… Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Sarah Palin Kicked Out Houseguest Over Baby Oil

  • Sarah Palin once asked Todd to kick a houseguest out of their Wasilla home because she was suspicious the baby oil on his bedside table was being used for sex, according to Joe McGinniss’s scandalous new book The Rogue. According to the book, “Todd says, ‘I gotta talk to you guys. Sarah’s pissed. She found that big bottle of baby oil in your bedroom and she knows you guys are rubbin’ it on yourselves and havin’ sex.’ My husband was like, ‘She uses it on her skin, dude.’ But Todd says, ‘Sarah wants you out. She’s really upset thinkin’ you’re in there having sex with baby oil.’ We left. We went to a motel.’” Yet another reason never to stay at Chez Palin. [NYmag.com]

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The 9 Juiciest Claims Made About Sarah Palin In “The Rogue”

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Joe McGinniss is definitely on Sarah Palin‘s s**t list. McGinniss moved to Alaska, next door to the Palins, to write a tome, The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin, which comes out on Tuesday. He engaged in some pretty sketchy reporting to make it happen, like bringing a gift to the Palin house and engaging Track in a conversation without disclosing his purpose for being there. But, the book also makes some amazingly juicy claims about Sarah Palin. For example, McGinniss alleges that she has cheated on Todd twice—once with an NBA star. Furthermore, he claims that Palin was once seen snorting cocaine. While snowmobiling.

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“You Betcha,” There’s Yet Another Sarah Palin Documentary!

Oh, look, yet another documentary about Sarah Palin. What a surprising topic. The latest Palin doc is titled “You Betcha” and was funded with $30K in crowd-sourced funding from Kickstarter, as well as private donations. It debuts at the Toronto Film Festival this weeknd and will open in New York City and Los Angeles on Sept. 30. What could this latest Palin tell us about the ex-Alaskan governor that we don’t already know from several years on non-stop media coverage, as well as her conservative-slanted bio-pic “The Undefeated“? That is something we’ll have to wait and see. Come on, people. I love documentaries more than the average person, but this insanity has got to stop. [The Hollywood Reporter] Keep reading »

Sarah Palin Tries Fried Butter, Disses Barack Obama

“I’m excited to try some of that famous fried butter-on-a-stick, fried cheesecake-on-a-stick, fried Twinkies, etc. I’ll enjoy them in honor of those who’d rather make us just ‘eat our peas.’”

Sarah Palin writes to her supporters to tell them that she is heading to the Iowa State Fair and plans on chowing down on all sorts of delicious foods that unfortunately give you a heart attack in 20 seconds flat. So who is this pea-pusher she’s referring to?” Why, Barack Obama, of course. While trying to broker the debt limit deal, he said, “I will not sign a 30-day or a 60-day or a 90- day extension. That is just not an acceptable approach. So we might as well do it now; pull off the Band-Aid, eat our peas.” Wow, I love that Palin is running on a pro deep fryer platform. [People]

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Track Was A Druggie? Bristol Had Work Before? Mercede Johnston’s Many Claims About The Palins

Levi Johnston‘s sister, Mercede Johnston, makes her big Playboy debut this week, taking it all off for a four-page pictorial accompanied by an interview where she launches some pretty big allegation grenades against Sarah Palin and her family. And these are in addition to the charge Bristol Palin allegedly got pregnant on purpose. After the jump, we rate the probable likelihood of Mercede’s latest claims about the Palin clan. If I were Mercede, I wouldn’t say such things about a family of sharp shooters. Keep reading »

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