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Sarah Palin Goes Ga-Ga For Tori Spelling On “The Today Show”

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I should probably be upfront and just make it clear from the get-go that I am not a Sarah Palin fan. But I watched her hosting gig on “The Today Show” anyway this morning, and found it to be about a 6 out of 10 on the pain scale. Still droppin’ her Gs? Check! Still crowing about the “lamestream media” (on a “lamestream media” show an hour before co-hosting that same “lamestream media” show)? Check! But it was not all bad. I found it refreshing that, during a discussion about Jessica Simpson’s pregnancy weight gain, Palin was the only person on the panel — which included “Today”‘s resident medical expert and that misogynist blowhard Donny Deutsch — that said how much weight a pregnant woman gains is none of our gosh darn business.

Still, the most cringe-worthy, and therefore most entertaining moment for me was when Palin started talkin’ family values with newly pregnant Tori Spelling. (Spelling, for the record, has an infant and two other children; she joked that her latest pregnancy is proof that you can conceive while breastfeeding.) Palin literally kind of fawned over her, praising her for “living life vibrantly” — whatever that means — and serving as a “good inspiration for others.” Anyway, it was an odd pairing. Watch a clip above!

Morning Quickies: Sarah Palin Co-Hosting “The Today Show” Tomorrow

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  • Sarah Palin will co-host “The Today Show” on Tuesday in what I think we can all agree is a brazen ploy for ratings. Katie Couric will be co-hosting “Good Morning America” on the same day. Well played, “Today,” well played. [Dlisted]
  • Alec Baldwin is engaged to his 28-year-old yoga instructor girlfriend, Hilaria Thomas. Mazel tov! [Huffington Post]
  • Today in Casting Decisions We Don’t Approve Of: Ashton Kutcher will play Apple’s co-founder Steve Jobs in an indie flick, “Jobs.” [Variety]
  • On April Fools Day, Gwyneth Paltrow proved she does have a sense of humor about GOOP after all. [Evil Beet Gossip
  • Naked Norwegian dudes are promoting tourism … or public humping. It’s hard to say. (NSFW) [Queerty]
  • Researchers are developing a Facebook app that could tell you if one of your friends has an STI — presumably so you can better protect yourself from infection. Hmm, that still sounds like a major violation of privacy. [Nerve] Keep reading »

The Role Of Sarah Palin On “SNL” Will Now Be Played By … Andy Samberg?

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Tina Fey does her Sarah Palin impersonation yet again. Read More »
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Add Andy Samberg to the list of celebs with a Sarah Palin impersonation in their repetoire … although something tells me he’s not going to be invited back to do this one.  [Hulu]

Morning Quickies: How Julianne Moore Played Sarah Palin

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  • Julianne Moore tells Ellen DeGeneres on how she played Sarah Palin in the HBO movie “Game Change,” which airs on Saturday night. She listened to Palin’s audiobook nonstop on her iPod for two months to get down that Wasilla accent. [Huffington Post]
  • Attention, nerds! (Amelia, that means you.) A “Star Trek” episode abandoned in 1967 is set to be filmed 45 later! [Featuring the original cast? Impossible. I am not okay with this. -- Yeoman Amelia] [The AV Club]
  • Elizabeth Berkley is pregnant with her first child. Mazel tov! [People]
  • Tila Tequila was hospitalized recently for a brain aneurysm, which she allegedly tried to treat herself by consuming so many prescription drugs that she overdosed. This whole story is just sad. [Radar Online] Keep reading »

Sarah Palin Pooh-Poohs The Obama Christmas Card

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Sarah Palin has a beef with the presidential Christmas card: a simple portrait of the Obamas’ dog Bo by the fireplace with the line “From our family to yours, may your holidays shine with the light of the season.”  The puppy-pooh-poohing politico told Fox News it is “odd” that the Obamas’ card depicts Bo instead of “family, faith and freedom” — which is what all of us are aiming for when we take our holiday pics at GlamourShots, amirite? Palin also said (yes, she kept talking) that Americans can appreciate “American foundational values illustrated and displayed on Christmas cards and on a Christmas tree,” so why can’t the First Family? I’m pretty sure her rant is supposed to translate to “Muslim Muslim Muslim Muslim Muslim COMMUNIST.”

Girlfriend needs to take a chill pill or Santa is going to put a lump of coal in her stocking. [Los Angeles Times] Keep reading »

See Julianne Moore As Sarah Palin In “Game Change”

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Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin gives Tina Fey a run for her money, huh? March can’t come soon enough: That’s when HBO Films will debut the movie version of “Game Change” based on a bestselling nonfiction book about the 2008 election. This trailer makes it look as if the book is just about Palin and John McCain, when the actual book is about all the candidates. The trailer probably just focuses on Moore playing Palin because it’s been so talked about. I’m wondering how “Game Change” will handle the late Elizabeth Edwards, who is portrayed in the book as something of a ball-crushing she-beast, and Sleazy McSleazebag John Edwards who was diddling videographer Rielle Hunter on the campaign trailer. Must watch TV, I tell ya. [YouTube: HBO Films] Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Sarah Palin Says “Hang Sandusky From The Highest Tree”

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  • Sarah Palin was asked about Penn State’s Jerry Sandusky during an appearance on Greta Van Susteren’s show on Fox yesterday and said, “Hang him from the highest tree. I’ll bring the rope.” Greta then asked if Sarah might want the justice system to run its course first and Sarah replied, “Hang him from the highest tree and I’ll bring the rope if he is guilty of what is alleged.” [Politico]
  • An anti-Kardashian petition on GoPetition.com is begging E! cancel “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” Get a clue, people, E! is not going to cancel that cash cow!  [The Wrap]
  • NeNe Leakes is selling $150 T-shirts that say “I’m Very Rich Bitch!” No, there is no comma. For that much money, you’d think you’d get some proper grammar. [Essence] Keep reading »

“Hey Jerk-off, God Bless!”: Sarah Palin’s Yearbook Inscription

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Sarah Palin is a poet and didn't know it. Read More »
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She Did What?!
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An Aide Pens Tell-All
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Sarah Palin's ex-aide has penned an unauthorized tell-all. Read More »
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Hey jerk-off,

Have a good summer & stay sober.

God bless.

You know, this is actually exactly what I would expect Sarah Palin to write in someone’s yearbook back when she was in high school. I wonder if he stayed sober? [Snakkle.com Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Sarah Palin Won’t Run For President

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  • Breathe easy, everyone: Sarah Palin is not seeking the GOP nomination for president. In a statement released yesterday, Palin said, “As always, my family comes first and obviously Todd and I put great consideration into family life before making this decision. When we serve, we devote ourselves to God, family and country. My decision maintains this order.” Translation: I can make a hell of a lot more money writing books, appearing on Fox News, and doing public speaking gigs. [ABC News]
  • Speaking of Palin, one of her former handlers, Nicole Wallace, has written a novel about a mentally ill vice presidential candidate. “The idea of a mentally ill vice president who suffers in complete isolation was obviously sparked by the behaviors I witnessed by Sarah Palin,” Wallace told The Hill. “What if somebody who was ill-equipped for the office were to ascend to the presidency or vice presidency? What would they do? How long would it take for people to figure it out?” Oh, dear. [The Hill]
  • Here’s Willow Smith’s new single “Fireball” with Nicki Minaj. You like? [RyanSeacrest.com]
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Evening Quickies: Bristol Palin “Whore” Screamer Apologizes

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  • Stephen Hanks, the Hollywood agent/sexist d-bag who screamed at Bristol Palin that her mother is a “whorey whoreface whore,” issued an apology statement to E! News through his lawyer. “I am very passionate about politics, and believe in equality for all Americans,” Hanks said. “I expressed my feelings in an improper manner in the heat of the moment, and allowed my emotions to get the better of me.” [Gossip Cop]
  • Angelina Jolie took Shiloh and Zahara to get their ears pierced at a boutique in London. Shiloh backed out at the last minute, though, after Zahara “screamed” and burst into tears getting hers done. A drama queen, just like her mother! [US Weekly]
  • Ashton Kutcher tweeted a presumed response to rumors that he cheated on Demi Moore with a woman named Sara Leal this weekend, writing “When you ASSUME to know that which you know nothing of you make an ASS out of U and ME.” [Twitter.com/aplusk]