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Tampa Strip Club Hires Sarah Palin Lookalike Stripper For Republican National Convention

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The Republican National Convention is August 27 to 30 in Tampa, Florida, and that means the area’s 40 strip clubs are scrambling to get ready. Strip club owners say that during the 2009 Super Bowl in Tampa, they doubled and tripled the number of dancers. What will happen for this GOP-palooza? Well, you’ll be happy to hear the Sarah Palin-lookalike stripper is booked. Another club has set up an online chatroom called the Club Cam where deep-pocketed Republicans can chat with strippers — for $4-a-minute, plus a $19.99 monthly membership — before their plane even lands in Tampa. Hey, what recession?!  [TampaBayOnline] [Photo: Getty]

Bristol Palin’s Reality Show Premiere Stars Homophobic Bar Fight, Whining

Bristol Vs. Gays
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Bristol Palin wags her finger at Obama for supporting gay marriage. Read More »
"Trial Marriage"
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Bristol Palin renames sinful activities, like living in sin with her boyfriend. Read More »
Bristol's V-Card
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Bristol Palin said she slept with Levi Johnston drunk on wine coolers. Read More »
Bristol's Bar Fight

I know you had better things to do last night than watch the premiere of “Bristol Palin: Life’s A Tripp,” so I watched Bristol’s reality show for you! The first 20 minutes or so tried somewhat admirably to depict her life as a young, single mom whose baby daddy is out of the picture — although I say “somewhat admirably” because most single moms probably don’t live in their own huge apartment and have piles of abstinence-only lecture fees to throw up in the air like Scrooge McDuck.

The part that really had me screaming at the TV? This video above where Bristol gets in a bar fight with some gay, sexist douchebag who called her mom a “whore” and then she calls her friend crying because this heckler was just upset about the family’s position on [snotty tone of voice] gay marriage. SO IRRATIONAL, right? It’s hard to feel bad for anyone here.

Bristol Palin’s Reality Show, “Life’s A Tripp,” Looks So Boring

Deadbeat Dad?
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Levi Johnston says he barely sees his son by Bristol Palin. Read More »
Levi Lives with Mom
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Levi Johnston is supposedly broke and living with his mama. Read More »
Stars In His Eyes
Bristol Palin trashes her ex, saying he's "obsessed with the limelight." Read More »
Life's A Tripp
Most Boring Reality Show Ever?

This is the Palin Conundrum: ignore them and hope they go away, or pay attention to the insipid things they do in order to mock them, thus contributing to their tick-bite hold on the public psyche.

The good news is that in Bristol Palin’s upcoming Lifetime reality show “Life’s A Tripp,” girlfriend may just encourage you to stop paying attention to her out of sheer apathy. The attempts at plot drama — paparazzi are taking photos! some man confronts Bristol in a bar about  her mom! — are the kinds of “drama” that would have ended up on the “Real Housewives” cutting room floor. The best part is when Bristol tells her sister “I wouldn’t wish this on anyone,” which is usually the feeling of someone who does a reality show. So grab yourself a double espresso and check out the series trailer. At least Tripp is cute? See an extended clip from the show, featuring mom Sarah, after the jump! [MyLifetime] Keep reading »

Bristol Palin’s “Trial Marriage” & Other Sinful Activities Renamed By The Palins

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Abstinence-only sex education is rebranding its message. Read More »
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The Situation and Bristol Plain filmed a pro-abstinence PSA. Ha! Read More »
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The teen mom is paid a lot of dough to preach abstinence to others. Read More »
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What the rest of us call “cohabitation,” or in some circles “living in sin,” the Palin family calls a “trial marriage.”

That’s exactly what abstinence-promoter Bristol Palin and her boyfriend, 21-year-old Gino Paoletti, are doing in a home she purchased in Wasilla. “Bristol and Gino are crazy about each other,” a source told The National Enquirer. “They’ve talked about getting married, but they think it’s a good idea to get a feel for living together before making it official.” They’ll be sleeping in separate bedrooms, I trust?   Keep reading »

Sarah Palin Goes Ga-Ga For Tori Spelling On “The Today Show”

Palin Not Running
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Sarah Palin won't be running for prez in 2012. Read More »
Palin Is Pissed
Sarah Palin is not happy she's being portrayed on film (again). Read More »
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The nine juiciest claims made about Sarah Palin in a new book. Read More »
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I should probably be upfront and just make it clear from the get-go that I am not a Sarah Palin fan. But I watched her hosting gig on “The Today Show” anyway this morning, and found it to be about a 6 out of 10 on the pain scale. Still droppin’ her Gs? Check! Still crowing about the “lamestream media” (on a “lamestream media” show an hour before co-hosting that same “lamestream media” show)? Check! But it was not all bad. I found it refreshing that, during a discussion about Jessica Simpson’s pregnancy weight gain, Palin was the only person on the panel — which included “Today”‘s resident medical expert and that misogynist blowhard Donny Deutsch — that said how much weight a pregnant woman gains is none of our gosh darn business.

Still, the most cringe-worthy, and therefore most entertaining moment for me was when Palin started talkin’ family values with newly pregnant Tori Spelling. (Spelling, for the record, has an infant and two other children; she joked that her latest pregnancy is proof that you can conceive while breastfeeding.) Palin literally kind of fawned over her, praising her for “living life vibrantly” — whatever that means — and serving as a “good inspiration for others.” Anyway, it was an odd pairing. Watch a clip above!

Morning Quickies: Sarah Palin Co-Hosting “The Today Show” Tomorrow

Why Fox Hired Sarah Palin
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  • Sarah Palin will co-host “The Today Show” on Tuesday in what I think we can all agree is a brazen ploy for ratings. Katie Couric will be co-hosting “Good Morning America” on the same day. Well played, “Today,” well played. [Dlisted]
  • Alec Baldwin is engaged to his 28-year-old yoga instructor girlfriend, Hilaria Thomas. Mazel tov! [Huffington Post]
  • Today in Casting Decisions We Don’t Approve Of: Ashton Kutcher will play Apple’s co-founder Steve Jobs in an indie flick, “Jobs.” [Variety]
  • On April Fools Day, Gwyneth Paltrow proved she does have a sense of humor about GOOP after all. [Evil Beet Gossip
  • Naked Norwegian dudes are promoting tourism … or public humping. It’s hard to say. (NSFW) [Queerty]
  • Researchers are developing a Facebook app that could tell you if one of your friends has an STI — presumably so you can better protect yourself from infection. Hmm, that still sounds like a major violation of privacy. [Nerve] Keep reading »

The Role Of Sarah Palin On “SNL” Will Now Be Played By … Andy Samberg?

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See Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin in "Game Change." Read More »
Tina Does Sarah
Tina Fey does her Sarah Palin impersonation yet again. Read More »
Why Fox Hired Sarah Palin
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Fox boss admits to hiring Palin because she's "hot." Read More »
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Add Andy Samberg to the list of celebs with a Sarah Palin impersonation in their repetoire … although something tells me he’s not going to be invited back to do this one.  [Hulu]

Morning Quickies: How Julianne Moore Played Sarah Palin

Palin Is Pissed
Sarah Palin is not happy she's being portrayed on film (again). Read More »
Julianne As Sarah
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Bristol's Reality Show
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Lifetime has picked up a reality show starring Bristol Palin. Read More »
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  • Julianne Moore tells Ellen DeGeneres on how she played Sarah Palin in the HBO movie “Game Change,” which airs on Saturday night. She listened to Palin’s audiobook nonstop on her iPod for two months to get down that Wasilla accent. [Huffington Post]
  • Attention, nerds! (Amelia, that means you.) A “Star Trek” episode abandoned in 1967 is set to be filmed 45 later! [Featuring the original cast? Impossible. I am not okay with this. -- Yeoman Amelia] [The AV Club]
  • Elizabeth Berkley is pregnant with her first child. Mazel tov! [People]
  • Tila Tequila was hospitalized recently for a brain aneurysm, which she allegedly tried to treat herself by consuming so many prescription drugs that she overdosed. This whole story is just sad. [Radar Online] Keep reading »

Sarah Palin Pooh-Poohs The Obama Christmas Card

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Sarah Palin tries fried butter while dissing the president. Read More »
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Palin emails made public reveal some weird stuff. Read More »
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Fox boss admits to hiring Palin because she's "hot." Read More »
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Sarah Palin has a beef with the presidential Christmas card: a simple portrait of the Obamas’ dog Bo by the fireplace with the line “From our family to yours, may your holidays shine with the light of the season.”  The puppy-pooh-poohing politico told Fox News it is “odd” that the Obamas’ card depicts Bo instead of “family, faith and freedom” — which is what all of us are aiming for when we take our holiday pics at GlamourShots, amirite? Palin also said (yes, she kept talking) that Americans can appreciate “American foundational values illustrated and displayed on Christmas cards and on a Christmas tree,” so why can’t the First Family? I’m pretty sure her rant is supposed to translate to “Muslim Muslim Muslim Muslim Muslim COMMUNIST.”

Girlfriend needs to take a chill pill or Santa is going to put a lump of coal in her stocking. [Los Angeles Times] Keep reading »

See Julianne Moore As Sarah Palin In “Game Change”

Palin Not Running
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Sarah Palin won't be running for prez in 2012. Read More »
Julianne As Hillary
See how Julianne Moore auditioned for the role of Hillary Clinton. Read More »
Why Fox Hired Sarah Palin
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Fox boss admits to hiring Palin because she's "hot." Read More »
Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin
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Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin gives Tina Fey a run for her money, huh? March can’t come soon enough: That’s when HBO Films will debut the movie version of “Game Change” based on a bestselling nonfiction book about the 2008 election. This trailer makes it look as if the book is just about Palin and John McCain, when the actual book is about all the candidates. The trailer probably just focuses on Moore playing Palin because it’s been so talked about. I’m wondering how “Game Change” will handle the late Elizabeth Edwards, who is portrayed in the book as something of a ball-crushing she-beast, and Sleazy McSleazebag John Edwards who was diddling videographer Rielle Hunter on the campaign trailer. Must watch TV, I tell ya. [YouTube: HBO Films] Keep reading »

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