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Oprah’s Audience Goes Cuh-razy For The Cast Of Sex And The City

The cast of Sex and the City were on Oprah yesterday. It was so funny. The audience looked like a Crayola box vomited all over them, there was much, much, much screeching, and the ladies kind of played up their characters, with the possible exception of Cynthia Nixon, who really does seem over-the-moon in love with that girlfriend of hers. The cast talked about those much discussed “dream sequences” that they hyped during the filming to throw people off about the plot, but seemed to allude that maybe they weren’t so dreamy after all. The highlight for me, however, was when Chris Noth came out, because honestly? Drool. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Katie Holmes Defies Tom Cruise, Heads To New York?

  • According to Star, Katie Holmes and her husband Tom Cruise are in the middle of a trial separation, as they fight over her coming to New York to perform in a play. They’re fighting over who gets to care for Suri too. Ahh, Katie. Why do you think Nicole Kidman never seems to see her kids with Cruise? You’re kind of screwed, sweetheart. [Star]
  • Minnie Driver’s baby daddy is some commoner — uh, I mean, he’s some amazing, unknown San Francisco musician! [Perez Hilton]
  • Robert Downey Jr. talks about his relationship with ex-girlfriend Sarah Jessica Parker during which he suffered from severe drug abuse, telling Parade, “She tried to help me. She was so miffed when I didn’t get my act together.” We’re sure Matthew Broderick is psyched you couldn’t! [Us Weekly]
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    Celebrity Sex Dolls Make Us Barfy

    They say one of the signs that you’ve “made it” as a celebrity is when you have your own action figure — but what about your own sex doll? Sarah Jessica Parker, Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria, and Lindsay Lohan’s likenesses are among those that have been replicated as blow-up “love” dolls. Of course, since none of these women have authorized these products, the dolls only use their first names. The Lindsay Fully Loaded Love Doll bears the slogan, “She’s no love bug, she’s a fiery red … who never says no and is always up for a good time.” If your idea of a good time is being a complete loser and humping an inanimate object that you can pop with a thumbtack, that is. [Trend Hunter] Keep reading »

    Frisky Quote Of The Day: Sarah Jessica Parker in Grazia Magazine

    “It’s so brutal in a way, so filled with rage and anger…. Do I have big fake boobs, Botox and big lips? No. Do I fit some ideals and standards of some men writing in a men’s magazine? Maybe not. Am I really the unsexiest women in the world? Wow! It’s kind of shocking…It’s condemnation, it’s insane. What can I do? I guess you can’t please all people.” — Sarah Jessica Parker to Grazia magazine about Maxim naming her the Unsexiest Woman In The World Keep reading »

    How Many Pairs Of Shoes Can $25 Million Buy?

    The SATC character who probably made the most money on the show (fancy corporate lawyer Miranda) is played by the actress who is worth the least (Cynthia Nixon), and the character who made the least (Carrie) is played by the actress who is worth the most (Sarah Jessica Parker). According to an article in the April issue of Portfolio, Cynthia’s market value is $2.5 million, while SJP is worth $25 million. The person who really got shortchanged is Candace Bushnell. She’s only got around $3.25 million. Poor girl. [Portfolio] Keep reading »

    Stiletto Run: On Your Marks…Get Set…

    When it comes to women and shoes, the relationship is tight. Like men, there’s no limit to the things we’ll do for the ones that look good. In homage to the pairs that keep us on our toes, 150 fashionable women raced through the streets of Amsterdam’s shopping district for the 3rd Annual Stiletto Run. And the competition was steep, with a heel requirement of at least 3½ inches high and a grand prize of $15,000. With a sprint that would make you think they were wearing sneakers, these hot to trot contestants have got a motto: “Shopping is a sport.” (If you’re at a wicked shoe sale, it can even be a blood sport.) The 380-yard race has become so popular with spectators and runners that it has spawned sister events in Germany, Russia, Poland, and Sweden, but next year America should send in a ringer: Sarah Jessica Parker. We’ve all seen the Sex and the City star make a dash for it in her Manolos! [CNEWS] Keep reading »

    Carrie Bradshaw Might Be Sleeping Around When She’s 60

    Fifty might become the new 20 if the rumors are true that the Sex and the City movie might become a trilogy. A source says that a script for a sequel is already in the works, with the possibility that there will be a third film in the series, meaning Sarah Jessica Parker might be playing Carrie Bradshaw until she goes gray. Luckily, the character is already accustomed to dressing like a crazy old lady! [MSNBC]
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    SJP Is Sexy Ugly In Our Book

    Maxim, that pillar of enlightened thinking for men, recently released their list of the Top Five Unsexiest Women of All Time, an assignment that, um, nobody assigned them. At the top of the list was Sarah Jessica Parker — and for that all of womankind should feel particularly smited. It’s not that we would argue that SJP is the Sexiest Woman of All Time (but hubby Matthew Broderick probably would). However, Parker does fall into that category of woman who men don’t see the appeal of but women go completely mad for. The 2001 film Kissing Jessica Stein coined the term “sexy ugly” to describe people who are not typically, traditionally beautiful (according to the patriarchal system which has, you know, that pig-slob Seth Rogen boning hot Katherine Heigl in Knocked Up) but ooze a certain gorgeousness or sex appeal that can’t be bought with the perfect button nose or full C-rack. SJP totally is what we consider to be sexy ugly. Who lands on your list? [MSNBC] Keep reading »

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