Posts tagged "santorum"

Care For A Nice Frothy Glass Of Santorum?

Rick Santorum suspended his GOP presidential campaign yesterday, but we all know more anti-gay, anti-woman asshattery is probably still forthcoming. Who would be surprised if he ends up with his very own gig on Fox News a la Sarah Palin? Not us! Obviously we're going to need a good amount of booze to deal…
By: Jessica Wakeman / April 11, 2012

Santorum Nail Polish Actually Exists

You can all go home now: "Santorum" nail polish exists. It's matte brown polish by the funky brand ManGlaze (!) is available on Amazon.com. Congratulations, you've joined the esteemed pantheon of the 13 raunchiest nail polish color names of all time. If you're still not getting the "Santorum" joke, I refer you to…
By: Jessica Wakeman / February 22, 2012

The Most Ill-Conceived Pro-Rick Santorum Ad Ever

Okay, you've heard about how Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum's name has also been associated with "the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex," right? (Thank you, Dan Savage). So why, why, why would supposed Rick Santorum supporters create an ad in which mud -- suspiciously…
By: Julie Gerstein / February 15, 2012