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News

Just saying, if white nationalists are not repulsed by you, you’re almost definitely doing something wrong.  READ MORE »


News

The Supreme Court is gearing up to rule on the issue of same-sex marriage by the end this month, and it seems like everyone has their fingers crossed one way or another. I am hoping it will put an end to this nonsense, because it’s certainly getting to be a bit embarrassing what with Ireland–one of… READ MORE »


News

Rick Santorum suspended his GOP presidential campaign yesterday, but we all know more anti-gay, anti-woman asshattery is probably still forthcoming. Who would be surprised if he ends up with his very own gig on Fox News a la Sarah Palin? Not us! Obviously we’re going to need a good amount of booze to deal with… READ MORE »


Style

You can all go home now: “Santorum” nail polish exists. It’s matte brown polish by the funky brand ManGlaze (!) is available on Amazon.com. Congratulations, you’ve joined the esteemed pantheon of the 13 raunchiest nail polish color names of all time.

If you’re still not getting the “Santorum” joke, I refer you to… READ MORE »


Entertainment

Okay, you’ve heard about how Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum’s name has also been associated with “the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex,” right? (Thank you, Dan Savage). So why, why, why would supposed Rick Santorum supporters create an ad in which mud — suspiciously resembling the… READ MORE »