Posts tagged "santa"

I Am Totally Disturbed By This Dirty “Fifty Shades Of Santa” Commercial

In a new ad for Lion’s Den Adult Superstore, the sex toy company has created a parody of the “Fifty Shades Of Grey” movie to market their toys in a Christmas commercial called “Fifty Shades Of Santa.” To say that I’m not totally weirded out by it would be a lie. Pardon my pun, but…

Katie Oldenburg / December 22, 2014

Watch “Even Santa Poops,” PooPourri’s Hilariously Punny Christmas Video

You gotta go when you gotta go, even if you’re Santa Claus. And this year, St. Nick got caught with his pants down. PooPourri, a pre-poo spray that helps eliminate stinky odors, has come up with a clever, hilarious Christmas video to let everybody know that no matter who you are or where you find…

Katie Oldenburg / December 12, 2014

15 Celebrities Who Would Make Amazing Mall Santas

Wouldn’t Christmas be a little bit better if you knew that your local shopping mall Santa was actually a famous celebrity? Standing in line with 100 screaming children and waiting for your kid to freeze up on the Big Man’s lap would be that much more tolerable if you knew it was Ryan Gosling underneath that velvety, red suit…or…

Katie Oldenburg / December 16, 2013

This Zentai Santa Suit Is Definitely Not Mall Appropriate

Ladies and gentleman, may I introduce you to the Santa Claus 2nd Skin Suit. He delivers packages instead of presents. Now available for purchase anywhere costumes are sold. Not appropriate to be worn around children. [Laughing Squid]…

Ami Angelowicz / December 6, 2013

Oh No! Rockefeller Center Fired Its Skating Santa Without Warning

Christmas in New York City would be nothing without Rockefeller Center, home of the renowned 80-foot Christmas tree and the ice skating rink that doubles as the planet’s favorite wedding proposal location. It’s a place full of traditions, but this year may see the absence of a favorite — the rink’s beloved Skating Santa.

Claire Hannum / December 5, 2013

Mall Santa Arrested For Groping Elf

A mall Santa in Massachusetts was arrested for allegedly groping an 18-year-old woman playing an elf. [AP]
White House party crasher Michaele Salahi and Neal Schon from Journey are marrying on December 15 in a three-hour-long live Pay-Per-View event. [TMZ]
Kate Middleton’s hair stylist James Pryce has been fired from doing her…

Jessica Wakeman / November 26, 2013

It’s Time To Cry: Bullied Girl Whose Brother Wrote Letter To Santa Surprised By Big Time Rush On “GMA”

Something shriveled up and died inside when we read a recent heartbreaking letter an eight-year-old boy wrote  to Santa. See, single mother Karen Suffern asked her children to write their letters to Santa early this year, so she could make sure “Santa” had time to save up for their gifts. But Ryan Suffern didn’t just…

Jessica Wakeman / September 20, 2013

10 Completely Miserable Christmas Cats

There’s nothing cats hate more than being dressed up in festive costumes. Seriously? Look at the miserable kitty faces in this collection of Santa cats — the disdain is practically dripping off their furry little bodies. And that’s what makes Christmas cats so much fun. …

Julie Gerstein / December 25, 2011

Heidi Klum Goes Pantsless As Santa Claus

Courtney Stodden isn’t the only one getting into the Christmas spirit! Heidi Klum tweeted this photo of herself wearing a Santa costume — but where are her pants? It’s cold in the North Pole. Oh, and here are some other celeb Santas — some dressed more appropriately for the weather than others.

Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 21, 2011

Now Is The Cat Santa Suit Of Our Discontent

There may be nothing cats hate more than wearing clothes. That’s because cats, unlike dogs, absolutely feel humiliation and embarrassment in a real way. You can see it on their little cat faces, and read it in the way that they stalk around with utter disdain whenever they see the offending humans that made them…

Julie Gerstein / December 19, 2011

15 Sexy Celebrity Christmas Looks

A really amusing part of the holiday season is seeing what kinds of sexy Christmas outfits celebs come up with. I don’t know when it became a unspoken rule that female celebs needed to come up with a racy look for every Hallmark holiday, but somehow it did. Mariah Carey is a trailblazer on the…

Ami Angelowicz / December 18, 2011

2 Santas Rob A Supermarket

“Ho ho … this is a hold-up.” That’s what I imagine two guys in Berlin saying when they walked into a supermarket yesterday wearing Santa costumes—red coats and big, bushy white beards. When a cashier asked them to take off the costumes, they pulled out guns and demanded all the money in the register. The…

Kate Torgovnick/ / December 24, 2010

Hot Guys Play Santa, For The Heck Of It

Cute boys, dressed as Santa, handing out presents around Winnipeg, Canada. What’s not to like? [BuzzFeed]…

Julie Gerstein / December 22, 2010

Who’s On Your Naughty And Nice Lists?

Santa Claus is coming to town, or something. So we’ve assembled our list of the naughtiest and nicest people of the year. Above, our Nice List — deserving people who did something kinda great this year. After the jump, our naughty list of folks who deserve coal in their stockings! Are you on it? And…

Julie Gerstein / December 20, 2010

Don’t Tell Ryan Gosling’s Mom That Santa Isn’t Real

“My mother still believes in Santa Claus. We tried to break it to her once, but she wasn’t having it. There are very few believers in the world, but my mother is one of them. I don’t know if she’d admit that this is why she does it, but it’s just more fun to believe…

Kate Torgovnick/ / December 15, 2010

Santa Gets Screened On The Way To The North Pole

Even Santa Claus is subject to TSA searches. Next time he’ll travel by sleigh. [The Daily What]…

Ami Angelowicz / December 14, 2010

How Bostoners Celebrate The Holidays

Say hello to Santa Speedo Run 2009, a charity event in Boston. Hot men and random women dress up as Santa in a Speedo and run half-naked through the streets. That’s a lot of jingle bells jingling. [Uncoached]…

Susannah Breslin / December 21, 2009

The Daily Squeeze: Hos, Vibes, and Nudie Pics!

Santas in Sydney, Australia, have been told they cannot use Father Christmas’s typical holiday cheer chant of “Ho Ho Ho” because it might be offensive to women. [Yahoo! News]
Babeland, the sex toy retailer with locations in New York, Los Angeles, and Seattle, will be the sole distributor of the SaSi, a new vibrator that…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 5, 2007