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I Am Totally Disturbed By This Dirty “Fifty Shades Of Santa” Commercial

In a new ad for Lion’s Den Adult Superstore, the sex toy company has created a parody of the “Fifty Shades Of Grey” movie to market their toys in a Christmas commercial called “Fifty Shades Of Santa.” To say that I’m not totally weirded out by it would be a lie. Pardon my pun, but… More »


Watch “Even Santa Poops,” PooPourri’s Hilariously Punny Christmas Video

You gotta go when you gotta go, even if you’re Santa Claus. And this year, St. Nick got caught with his pants down. PooPourri, a pre-poo spray that helps eliminate stinky odors, has come up with a clever, hilarious Christmas video to let everybody know that no matter who you are or where you find… More »


Most Americans Want To Vastly Either Over- Or Under-Pay Santa Claus

Insure.com figured out a salary for Santa Claus based on his tasks — engineering (managing toy production), auditing (seeing who’s naughty or nice), and piloting chief (flying around his pack of reindeer) among them — and it came out to around $140,000 a year. Excuse me, that’s not accounting for stealth operations. It costs a… More »


Fox News Host Megyn Kelly Believes In (White) Santa Claus

Earlier this week, Slate.com columnist Aisha Harris wrote a somewhat tongue-in-cheek piece arguing that Santa Claus needed a makeover. Instead of always being depicted as a jolly, fat, white man, Santa Claus should be a penguin. Harris wrote about growing up as a Black child and seeing two versions of Santa — on TV and… More »


Poor Santa! Miley Cyrus Twerks On Father Christmas

I believe Miley has tried to make a name for herself lately by being that girl you never know what to expect from. Except, we’ve come to know exactly what to expect from Miley and that is twerking. Twerking on everything. So no one should be the slightest bit surprised that Miley twerked on Santa at KIIS… More »


Mall Santa Arrested For Groping Elf

A mall Santa in Massachusetts was arrested for allegedly groping an 18-year-old woman playing an elf. [AP]
White House party crasher Michaele Salahi and Neal Schon from Journey are marrying on December 15 in a three-hour-long live Pay-Per-View event. [TMZ]
Kate Middleton’s hair stylist James Pryce has been fired from doing her… More »


12 Days Of Catsmas: Day 4

On the fourth day of Catsmas, my true love gave to me …

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8 Santa-Inspired Sex Acts For A Very Merry Christmas (NSFW)

Ho, ho, ho! Who would have thought that jolly ‘ol Saint Nick would inspire anything remotely sexual? Just a quick sleigh ride through the Urban Dictionary and we’ve discovered that Santa is sliding down chimneys and into bedrooms. This Christmas, you may want to stuff one of these in your partner’s stocking. Depending on how… More »


Santa’s Helpers Get Married

The Santa Claus World Congress in Copenhagen, Denmark, brings together Santas from around the world, and this year, the event got off to a cute start with a wedding between Rune Hamrath Hansen (who has elf ears!) and Sine Andersen. The two married in a Christmas-themed wedding. Andersen wore a red dress and veil and… More »


The Frisky & This Skiing Santa Wish You A Merry Christmas!