Posts tagged "sammi"

Sammi From “Jersey Shore”‘s Makeunder Is Super Cute

You know what we miss the most about Jane magazine (other than all of Jane magazine)? The makeunders. The mag would pull some woman off the street, snatch the black…

Jessica Wakeman | December 21, 2011 - 4:40 pm

The Good, The Bad, The WTF: A Meatball Fight On “Jersey Shore”

Well. I do not like this Snooki/Jionni relationship one bit. Who dares call Snooki a “bitch” and say she’s embarrassing? Like that’s a bad thing? Of course she’s embarrassing! She’s…

Jessica Wakeman | September 9, 2011 - 3:20 pm

Happy Valentine’s Day, You Selfish Bitch

Finally, a Valentine’s Day card for that untapped “ex who made your life a living hell” demographic. [Shlooby Kitten]…

Jessica Wakeman | September 6, 2011 - 4:20 pm

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: “Jersey Shore,” After The Violence

When we last left off with “Jersey Shore,” Ronnie and Mike got into a screaming match about Ron’s on-again, off-again girlfriend Sammi and Ronnie beat Mike to a pulp, sending…

Jessica Wakeman | September 2, 2011 - 1:20 pm

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: “Jersey Shore” Bites A Twin Sandwich

Are we surprised the Italians speak better English than the “Jersey Shore” cast does? Last night’s episode brought us new words like “romantical,” “conversating,” “twin sandwich” and of course, “twinning.”…

Jessica Wakeman | August 19, 2011 - 1:40 pm

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: The Drinking Begins On “Jersey Shore”

Last night’s “Jersey Shore” was a big time set-up episode, setting the stage for all the drama that’s going to go down this season. (If you haven’t watched yet, SPOILER…

Jessica Wakeman | August 12, 2011 - 1:20 pm

“Jersey Shore” Words Of Wisdom: “Mind Condom”

Maybe it’s because I’ve come to expect little more than fist fights, hot tub hookups and peeing in public, but lately, approximately once an episode, I’ve noticed some serious words…

Kate Torgovnick/ | January 19, 2011 - 5:15 pm

The Insane Double Standard Of Angelina Vs. Ronnie Creeping On “Jersey Shore”

Sometimes being a feminist means sticking up for someone you hate when she is being treated wrong. That feminist is me and the person I hate is Angelina from “Jersey

Jessica Wakeman | September 13, 2010 - 5:20 pm

J-Woww And Sammi Catfight On “Jersey Shore”

Can we talk about last night’s “Jersey Shore“? It was CRAZY. The Situation hooked up with the hottie of his dreams, only to kick her out minutes after…

Kate Torgovnick/ | September 3, 2010 - 2:15 pm

Sammi Quit “Jersey Shore” This Weekend (But Came Crawling Back, Like Always)

Stop the presses! Sammi finally grew a teeny-tiny backbone this weekend and quit “Jersey Shore.” According to sources at OK! magazine, the Jersey Shore’s dimmest bulb didn’t realize the horrifying…

Jessica Wakeman | August 23, 2010 - 1:10 pm

“Jersey Shore” Cast Members May Model During Fashion Week

Because the cast of “Jersey Shore” is known for nothing if not serving as the paragon of what American style should be, apparently the guidos and guidettes have Fashion Week…

Lily Q | February 3, 2010 - 5:20 pm