Dear Man Whose Moves To “Push It” Are Better Than Those Of Salt-N-Pepa,
For the last 40 minutes or so, I’ve been watching you gyrate and bust a move like the seasoned dance floor veteran that you are, without once losing interest in your funky groove. Keep reading »
Don’t even try to pretend you’ve never partaken in the glorious ritual that is car karaoke. As a carless city dweller, not a day goes by when I don’t miss the energy-burning alone time that is belting into the steering wheel during a traffic jam. What makes it so sacred, of course, is the fact that nobody else will ever see what happens behind those tinted windows. Unfortunately for this woman who got lost in her kickass rendition of Salt-N-Pepa’s “None of Your Business,” her husband broke the fourth wall and filmed the whole thing. Something tells me she’ll be able to forgive him now that the whole internet thinks she’s as adorable as he does! As he put it alongside the video’s YouTube post:
“My wife is THE most beautiful human being I know and I absolutely adore the moments I get to watch her being herself. Don’t be shy people, say you love your loved ones, treasure the little moments and don’t worry if people are judging you!”
I will take that as full permission to sing all the Salt-N-Pepa I want in the shower, no matter what those judgy judgers think. [People]
5. “My man gives real loving that’s why I call him Killer/He’s not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am, he’s a thriller/He takes his time and does everything right/Knocks me out with one shot for the rest of the night/He’s a real smooth brother, never in a rush/And he gives me goose pimples with every single touch” — Salt ‘N’ Pepa featuring En Vogue, “Whatta Man”, Very Necessary
This is, like, the ultimate man objectification song. Remember how awesome the video was, with Pepa in the bathtub? I wish Salt could get it together so there could be a real reunion.
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