As we head around the bend from Thanksgiving to Christmas, let’s take a minute to enjoy Lil’ Old St. Ni—gahhhhhhh what’s happened to him?! He’s been Caaaaaaaaaaged! Nic Cage, that is. Let’s hope Santa Claus isn’t coming to town anytime soon.
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.