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Ryan Lochte Has A Hey Girl Meme

So he’s pretty much the biggest thing right now. He’s sexy, athletic, uniquely fashionable and oh-so-adorable.  Like actually just so cute.  And now he’s an Olympic gold-medalist.  No big deal.  Who is he?  I bet you’ve already guessed, we’re talking about none other than Ryan Lochte.

And now, like another Ryan we all know and love (talking to you Mr. Gosling), he even has his own “Hey Girl” meme! Really, it was only a matter of time.

Sit back, relax and just pretend he’s winking at you.  Hey girl, we can dream … can’t we? See more!

Momma Lochte Didn’t Mean “One-Night Stands” In That Way

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“How innocent is that? All I wanted to say is that he’s so sensitive about not wanting to hurt a girl dating, so he just goes and dates and takes out a girl for maybe one or two dates and doesn’t have a relationship because he doesn’t have (time) and it’s not fair to the women. I thought that was so sensitive, but then they turned it around. I’m not used to this. … What kind of mom is going to say that [about her son having one-night stands]? Especially being a mom and having two daughters.”

Ike Lochte sought to clarify her remarks earlier this week that son Ryan is too busy to have a serious relationship and instead “goes out on one-night stands.” Apparently, in the Lochte household, a one-night stand is just your run of the mill casual date! Well, for starters, I am obviously not buying that Ryan Lochte is wining and dining anyone, but I also think that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree and Mrs. Lochte may very well dimly believe her son’s “one-night stands” are chaste and gentlemanly. Keep reading »

10 Tips for Becoming Ryan Lochte’s Girlfriend

Olympic athletes automatically become role models or a special, super-talented type of celebrity in the eyes of us commoners.  They have SO much dedication, so much perseverance, so much spirit.  They give their lives away to the sport of their choice and while doing so, give UP so much as well.  It’s easy to see why we place them on pedestals and Olympic podiums.

But some Olympic athletes have more than just an incredible drive.   They have incredible looks.  Ryan Lochte, oh swoon.  He is just gorgeous.  Unfortunately, though, according to his mother, he only has time for “one-night stands”.  What a serious shame.  But luckily, after doing a little bit of research, I have discovered 10 tips that are sure to win you more than just one glorious night with him, 10 tips that will win you his heart. Read more…

Ryan Lochte’s Mom Says He’s Only Got Time To Go On One-Night Stands

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Jeah! Jeah! Jeah!
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“He goes out on one-night stands. He’s not able to give fully to a relationship because he’s always on the go.”

– I love the way that Ryan Lochte’s mom Ike manages to make one-night stands sound like formal events. Like Ryan calls random girls up and, in his vaguely brain dead way, asks, “Wanna have a one-night stand?” And the girl in question is all, “Jeah!” Also, Ike is a mighty supportive mom, huh? [The Today Show] Keep reading »

Ryan Lochte Thinks Women Look Hottest In …WHAT!?

Ladies love Ryan Lochte. And Ryan Lochte loves what on a woman? The (possibly?) most-watched Olympian recently sat down with Women’s Health for a quick interview, where he revealed what he thinks — and probably only he thinks — is the sexiest thing on a woman.

Seriously, it’s really weird, dude.

When posed with the open-ended question: “Women look hottest in _____”, Lochte answered with … Read more …

Ryan Lochte Is A Great Looking Man Of Very, Very Few Words

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Call Me Lochte
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What Defines Me? Ryan Lochte.

I’ve always found the phrase “Shut up and look pretty” awfully offensive, but then I started listening to swim god Ryan Lochte speak in interviews and had a change of heart. Ryan Lochte is Jeff Spicoli and should definitely just shut up and swim. [Buzzfeed]

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