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10 Celebs Who’ve (Tried) To Trademark Catchphrases

More Ryan Lochte news! In addition to becoming an actor, Ryan has just filed the paperwork to trademark his annoying catchphrase, “Jeah!” which he says means something “good.” According to an interview he did a few years back, he appropriated the word from the rapper Young Jeezy, who said “Chea!” Keep reading »

Ryan's An Actor
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Jeah! Jeah! Jeah!
The many different ways to use Ryan Lochte's favorite word. Read More »

10 Ideas For Ryan Lochte’s Burgeoning Television Career

Ryan's Twitter Rambles
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The philosophical Twitter ramblings of Ryan Lochte are amazing. Read More »
Lochte's Mom
Ryan Lochte's mom says he only has time to have a one-night stand with you. Read More »
Casting Call!
What part should Ryan Lochte play next?

In this “Access Hollywood” interview, Ryan Lochte spoke “thoughtfully” (nice word choice) about his very first acting role on “90210.” “Memorizing lines, and trying to like, say them and still like, do movement and all that. That was hard,” the Olympian said. Yes Ryan, talking and moving at the same time is hard. That’s why actors get paid so well.

He’s going to have to get used to it if wants a future in Hollywood, as he says he does. Aside from his “90210″ debut, he also expressed interest in appearing on “The Bachelor.” “Before I was training so much that I didn’t have time for a girlfriend … and .. cause I wanted to give that perfect someone, like, my heart,” he explained. “And now that the Olympics are over I definitely want to settle down.” But he wants to settle down with Blake Lively, so the whole “Bachelor” format may not work out. That’s OK, though. We see all sorts of roles in his future. After the jump, our suggestions for Ryan’s burgeoning career. We hope his agent is listening. Keep reading »

Who’s That Whispering In Ryan Lochte’s Ear?

Ryan Lochte, medal-winning swimmer, pool pisser, and chaste ladies’ man, continued to celebrate his 28th birthday in London this week, even leaving da clurb with a pretty blonde. I wonder what she’s whispering in his ear? “What your mom doesn’t know can’t hurt her”? Click on to see more photos, including Lochte’s rad David Bowie shirt which I am totally going to steal from his closet when we sleep together.

Lochte's One-Night Stands
His mom says that's all he has time for! Read More »
Ryan Lochte On Twitter
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The Olympic swimmer says some weird stuff. Read More »
Peeing In The Pool!
Ryan Lochte is on a mission to get everyone peeing in the deep end. Read More »

Ryan Lochte: “If I See A Toilet, I’m Definitely Not Peeing There”

Ryan Lochte On Twitter
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The Olympic swimmer says some weird stuff. Read More »
Jeah! Jeah! Jeah!
The many different ways to use Ryan Lochte's favorite word. Read More »
Call Me Lochte
But let's keep the conversation short, kay? Read More »
"I Pee Gold ... When I'm A Little Dehydrated."

America’s favorite flippered himbo, Ryan Lochte, proves he has a sense of humor about himself and the ability to read a teleprompter in this Funny Or Die video about peeing in pools. I’m a little nervous about his upcoming book, 50 Shades of Yellow, though. Sounds too kinky for me. On another note, where can I get one of those “JEAH!” hoodies? Need. [via Tres Sugar]

The Most Adorably Douchey Photos Of Ryan Lochte On His Birthday

Happy birthday wishes are in order for America’s favorite fast swimmer (he’s just slower at everything else), Ryan Lochte! The Olympic gold medalist rang in his 28th year at Planet Hollywood in London, because, duh, where else would this dreamboat go to party, right? While Lochte is currently single (and not sleeping around — that’s not how the Lochte household defines “one night stands,” okay?), he did tell E! News that he’s interested in settling down. “Yeah, I mean I definitely want a relationship. I want to give a certain someone my heart,” Lochte said. “I mean, I just gotta find the right girl.” I’m sure there are many ladies willing to make themselves his birthday gift.

Lochte's One-Night Stands
His mom says that's all he has time for! Read More »
Ryan Lochte On Twitter
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The Olympic swimmer says some weird stuff. Read More »

Nap Porn: Brought To You By Ryan Lochte And His Baby Nephew

Ryan Lochte On Twitter
ryan lochte twitter
The Olympic swimmer says some weird stuff. Read More »
Lochte's Mom
Ryan Lochte's mom says he only has time to have a one-night stand with you. Read More »

He may not have time for a relationship, but he’s got time to take a nap … with his nephew. Look at this picture whenever your hormones need jumpstarting. [WOW]

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