When we first heard Ryan Lochte would be making a cameo on “30 Rock,” we were a bit worried. Ryan is really good — the best! — at swimming and having abs you could eat off of. Acting seemed like a bit of a stretch for him. But then we found out his “30 Rock” role would be to play a “sex idiot,” and it was like, hello, this is perfect for him. Nice work, Tina! JEAH! (Watch him this Thursday, okay?) [YouTube]
I don’t think I’ve ever been less attracted to Ryan Lochte than in this photo. Put the duck lips away, sexy! You don’t need to pout to look good. America’s favorite shit-for-brains swimmer has been covering New York Fashion Week for E! and ran into Tyra Banks at the Jeremy Scott runway show. The camera-loving twosome mugged for the cameras, but I’m disappointed Tyra didn’t teach Ryan how to booty tooch. His Speedo-clad butt would look hot with a pop. See one more pic after the jump! [E! Online] Keep reading »
In my mind, I am Ryan Lochte’s manager. Please, humor me. And no, I have no comments on his alleged penis pics at this time. Let’s stick to Ryan’s career. Even though I’m not getting 20 percent, I’ve taken a very keen interest in Ryan’s career path. I do it for the love of the craft. I made some suggestions for Ryan, role-wise, after his appearance on “90210″, but he chose to ignore me. That’s fine. What matters most is that I want to support Ryan in going after whatever makes him happy. Even if that means appearing on a bad reality show. I am pleased to announce that Ryan has booked some choice television gigs this week.
You’ll be happy to know that this morning he reported to the “30 Rock” set where he was put on camera (said like Jenna) for a cameo. Then, he was off to E!, where he has accepted a position as a correspondent for New York Fashion Week. I know, I was surprised too! Finally, our favorite talented Olympian finished off his day at “Live With Kelly.” Jeah! Just … jeah. Keep reading »
My favorite slow swimmer, Olympic gold medalist Ryan Lochte, was on “The Today Show” this morning, answering questions from Matt Lauer about whether he’s sad to have missed out on Prince Harry’s strip pool game. He also talked about his plans to start training again come Monday, having spent the last three weeks making the most of his downtime. You can watch the interview after the jump, if you have the patience. Or you could just ogle the photos above because, really, is there anything better than a gorgeous himbo cuddling a tiny puppy? I think not. [Photos: Splash News] Keep reading »