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Ryan Lochte Wonderfully Typecast As A “Sex Idiot” On “30 Rock”

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"He's my sex idiot."

When we first heard Ryan Lochte would be making a cameo on “30 Rock,” we were a bit worried. Ryan is really good — the best! — at swimming and having abs you could eat off of. Acting seemed like a bit of a stretch for him. But then we found out his “30 Rock” role would be to play a “sex idiot,” and it was like, hello, this is perfect for him. Nice work, Tina! JEAH! (Watch him this Thursday, okay?) [YouTube]

Ryan Lochte Smizes, Shows Tyra Banks His Duck Lips

I don’t think I’ve ever been less attracted to Ryan Lochte than in this photo. Put the duck lips away, sexy! You don’t need to pout to look good. America’s favorite shit-for-brains swimmer has been covering New York Fashion Week for E! and ran into Tyra Banks at the Jeremy Scott runway show. The camera-loving twosome mugged for the cameras, but I’m disappointed Tyra didn’t teach Ryan how to booty tooch. His Speedo-clad butt would look hot with a pop. See one more pic after the jump! [E! Online] Keep reading »

Lochte Penis Pics?
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Some Important Updates On Ryan Lochte’s Television Career

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In my mind, I am Ryan Lochte’s manager. Please, humor me. And no, I have no comments on his alleged penis pics at this time. Let’s stick to Ryan’s career. Even though I’m not getting 20 percent, I’ve taken a very keen interest in Ryan’s career path. I do it for the love of the craft. I made some suggestions for Ryan, role-wise, after his appearance on “90210″, but he chose to ignore me. That’s fine. What matters most is that I want to support Ryan in going after whatever makes him happy. Even if that means appearing on a bad reality show. I am pleased to announce that Ryan has booked some choice television gigs this week.

You’ll be happy to know that this morning he reported to the “30 Rock” set where he was put on camera (said like Jenna) for a cameo. Then, he was off to E!, where he has accepted a position as a correspondent for New York Fashion Week. I know, I was surprised too! Finally, our favorite talented Olympian finished off his day at “Live With Kelly.” Jeah! Just … jeah. Keep reading »

Where Will You Be When Ryan Lochte’s Penis Pic Hits The Internet?

Jeah!
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  • A pic of Ryan Lochte’s penis will go up on the sports blog Deadspin if current negotiations are successful. How did we not see this coming?! Of course Ryan Lochte has dick pics. Deadspin is in negotitions with a person “in possession of a photograph of a penis” who got the photograph from a friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend of Lochte’s ex-girlfriend. And then there’s this very thorough description of the body in the photograph:

    “We have seen the photograph. The body in the photo is shaved like a swimmer’s body, with tan lines from racing trunks. The contours of the torso appear to match the contours of Lochte’s torso, particularly the deep crease across the abdominal muscles, angling up at the sides. The position of the subject/photographer’s right arm makes it impossible to tell whether Lochte’s other distinguishing marks — his Olympic-rings arm tattoo and a prominent pectoral mole — are present.”

    However this is all getting very complicated because Lochte’s “prominent pectoral mole” appears to have been recently removed. It’s a mystery mole! We are going to await Deadspin’s imminent acquisition of the Ryan Lochte penis pics, which will surely give poor Prince Harry the distraction he’s looking for. Win-win for everybody. [Black Book Mag]

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Ryan Lochte Teaches Tiny Pup To Say “Cheese!”

My favorite slow swimmer, Olympic gold medalist Ryan Lochte, was on “The Today Show” this morning, answering questions from Matt Lauer about whether he’s sad to have missed out on Prince Harry’s strip pool game. He also talked about his plans to start training again come Monday, having spent the last three weeks making the most of his downtime. You can watch the interview after the jump, if you have the patience. Or you could just ogle the photos above because, really, is there anything better than a gorgeous himbo cuddling a tiny puppy? I think not. [Photos: Splash News] Keep reading »

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Prince Harry Races Ryan Lochte In Las Vegas Pool At 3 A.M. While Wearing Clothes

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Jeah! I'm Racing A Royal!
  • At least someone in the Royal Family knows how to have fun! Grainy cell phone video has emerged of Prince Harry, wearing jeans, racing Olympian Ryan Lochte in a Las Vegas pool last night at 3 a.m. Lochte gave Prince Hot Ginge a head start, of course. The poor kid is probably going to get fingerwagged for behavior not befitting a royal. But look on the bright side: at least he is not wearing Nazi uniforms anymore. [The Daily Beast]

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