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Ryan Lochte Teaches Tiny Pup To Say “Cheese!”

My favorite slow swimmer, Olympic gold medalist Ryan Lochte, was on “The Today Show” this morning, answering questions from Matt Lauer about whether he’s sad to have missed out on Prince Harry’s strip pool game. He also talked about his plans to start training again come Monday, having spent the last three weeks making the most of his downtime. You can watch the interview after the jump, if you have the patience. Or you could just ogle the photos above because, really, is there anything better than a gorgeous himbo cuddling a tiny puppy? I think not. [Photos: Splash News] Keep reading »

Ryan Lochte On Twitter
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Prince Harry Races Ryan Lochte In Las Vegas Pool At 3 A.M. While Wearing Clothes

Prince Harry Naked!
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Prince Harry's Love Life
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Burlesque Cousin
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Prince Harry races Ryan Lochte in Las Vegas pool
Jeah! I'm Racing A Royal!
  • At least someone in the Royal Family knows how to have fun! Grainy cell phone video has emerged of Prince Harry, wearing jeans, racing Olympian Ryan Lochte in a Las Vegas pool last night at 3 a.m. Lochte gave Prince Hot Ginge a head start, of course. The poor kid is probably going to get fingerwagged for behavior not befitting a royal. But look on the bright side: at least he is not wearing Nazi uniforms anymore. [The Daily Beast]

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10 Celebs Who’ve (Tried) To Trademark Catchphrases

More Ryan Lochte news! In addition to becoming an actor, Ryan has just filed the paperwork to trademark his annoying catchphrase, “Jeah!” which he says means something “good.” According to an interview he did a few years back, he appropriated the word from the rapper Young Jeezy, who said “Chea!” Keep reading »

Ryan's An Actor
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10 Ideas For Ryan Lochte’s Burgeoning Television Career

Ryan's Twitter Rambles
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The philosophical Twitter ramblings of Ryan Lochte are amazing. Read More »
Lochte's Mom
Ryan Lochte's mom says he only has time to have a one-night stand with you. Read More »
Casting Call!
What part should Ryan Lochte play next?

In this “Access Hollywood” interview, Ryan Lochte spoke “thoughtfully” (nice word choice) about his very first acting role on “90210.” “Memorizing lines, and trying to like, say them and still like, do movement and all that. That was hard,” the Olympian said. Yes Ryan, talking and moving at the same time is hard. That’s why actors get paid so well.

He’s going to have to get used to it if wants a future in Hollywood, as he says he does. Aside from his “90210″ debut, he also expressed interest in appearing on “The Bachelor.” “Before I was training so much that I didn’t have time for a girlfriend … and .. cause I wanted to give that perfect someone, like, my heart,” he explained. “And now that the Olympics are over I definitely want to settle down.” But he wants to settle down with Blake Lively, so the whole “Bachelor” format may not work out. That’s OK, though. We see all sorts of roles in his future. After the jump, our suggestions for Ryan’s burgeoning career. We hope his agent is listening. Keep reading »

Who’s That Whispering In Ryan Lochte’s Ear?

Ryan Lochte, medal-winning swimmer, pool pisser, and chaste ladies’ man, continued to celebrate his 28th birthday in London this week, even leaving da clurb with a pretty blonde. I wonder what she’s whispering in his ear? “What your mom doesn’t know can’t hurt her”? Click on to see more photos, including Lochte’s rad David Bowie shirt which I am totally going to steal from his closet when we sleep together.

Lochte's One-Night Stands
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Ryan Lochte On Twitter
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Peeing In The Pool!
Ryan Lochte is on a mission to get everyone peeing in the deep end. Read More »

Ryan Lochte: “If I See A Toilet, I’m Definitely Not Peeing There”

Ryan Lochte On Twitter
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The Olympic swimmer says some weird stuff. Read More »
Jeah! Jeah! Jeah!
The many different ways to use Ryan Lochte's favorite word. Read More »
Call Me Lochte
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"I Pee Gold ... When I'm A Little Dehydrated."

America’s favorite flippered himbo, Ryan Lochte, proves he has a sense of humor about himself and the ability to read a teleprompter in this Funny Or Die video about peeing in pools. I’m a little nervous about his upcoming book, 50 Shades of Yellow, though. Sounds too kinky for me. On another note, where can I get one of those “JEAH!” hoodies? Need. [via Tres Sugar]

The Most Adorably Douchey Photos Of Ryan Lochte On His Birthday

Happy birthday wishes are in order for America’s favorite fast swimmer (he’s just slower at everything else), Ryan Lochte! The Olympic gold medalist rang in his 28th year at Planet Hollywood in London, because, duh, where else would this dreamboat go to party, right? While Lochte is currently single (and not sleeping around — that’s not how the Lochte household defines “one night stands,” okay?), he did tell E! News that he’s interested in settling down. “Yeah, I mean I definitely want a relationship. I want to give a certain someone my heart,” Lochte said. “I mean, I just gotta find the right girl.” I’m sure there are many ladies willing to make themselves his birthday gift.

Lochte's One-Night Stands
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Ryan Lochte On Twitter
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Nap Porn: Brought To You By Ryan Lochte And His Baby Nephew

Ryan Lochte On Twitter
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Lochte's Mom
Ryan Lochte's mom says he only has time to have a one-night stand with you. Read More »

He may not have time for a relationship, but he’s got time to take a nap … with his nephew. Look at this picture whenever your hormones need jumpstarting. [WOW]

Ryan Lochte Has A Hey Girl Meme

So he’s pretty much the biggest thing right now. He’s sexy, athletic, uniquely fashionable and oh-so-adorable.  Like actually just so cute.  And now he’s an Olympic gold-medalist.  No big deal.  Who is he?  I bet you’ve already guessed, we’re talking about none other than Ryan Lochte.

And now, like another Ryan we all know and love (talking to you Mr. Gosling), he even has his own “Hey Girl” meme! Really, it was only a matter of time.

Sit back, relax and just pretend he’s winking at you.  Hey girl, we can dream … can’t we? See more!

Momma Lochte Didn’t Mean “One-Night Stands” In That Way

Lochte's One-Night Stands
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Ryan Lochte On Twitter
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The Olympic swimmer says some weird stuff. Read More »

“How innocent is that? All I wanted to say is that he’s so sensitive about not wanting to hurt a girl dating, so he just goes and dates and takes out a girl for maybe one or two dates and doesn’t have a relationship because he doesn’t have (time) and it’s not fair to the women. I thought that was so sensitive, but then they turned it around. I’m not used to this. … What kind of mom is going to say that [about her son having one-night stands]? Especially being a mom and having two daughters.”

Ike Lochte sought to clarify her remarks earlier this week that son Ryan is too busy to have a serious relationship and instead “goes out on one-night stands.” Apparently, in the Lochte household, a one-night stand is just your run of the mill casual date! Well, for starters, I am obviously not buying that Ryan Lochte is wining and dining anyone, but I also think that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree and Mrs. Lochte may very well dimly believe her son’s “one-night stands” are chaste and gentlemanly. Keep reading »

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