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10 Tips for Becoming Ryan Lochte’s Girlfriend

Olympic athletes automatically become role models or a special, super-talented type of celebrity in the eyes of us commoners.  They have SO much dedication, so much perseverance, so much spirit.  They give their lives away to the sport of their choice and while doing so, give UP so much as well.  It’s easy to see…

By: College Candy / August 3, 2012

Ryan Lochte’s Mom Says He’s Only Got Time To Go On One-Night Stands

“He goes out on one-night stands. He’s not able to give fully to a relationship because he’s always on the go.”
— I love the way that Ryan Lochte’s mom Ike manages to make one-night stands sound like formal events. Like Ryan calls random girls up and, in his vaguely brain dead way, asks,…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 2, 2012

Ryan Lochte Thinks Women Look Hottest In …WHAT!?

Ladies love Ryan Lochte. And Ryan Lochte loves what on a woman? The (possibly?) most-watched Olympian recently sat down with Women’s Health for a quick interview, where he revealed what he thinks — and probably only he thinks — is the sexiest thing on a woman.

Seriously, it’s really weird, dude.

By: The Stir / August 1, 2012

Ryan Lochte Is A Great Looking Man Of Very, Very Few Words

I’ve always found the phrase “Shut up and look pretty” awfully offensive, but then I started listening to swim god Ryan Lochte speak in interviews and had a change of heart. Ryan Lochte is Jeff Spicoli and should definitely just shut up and swim. [Buzzfeed]…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 1, 2012

Ryan Lochte Gets All “Jeah” In Your Face

Gold medal Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte is kind of the Brody Jenner of the sport. Which is to say, he’s a total bro, right down to his hella ugly American flag grill, and ubiquitous use of the made up word, “Jeah.” In this helpful video, Lochte explains all the many uses of “Jeah,” and cement…

By: Julie Gerstein / July 31, 2012

The Philosophical Twitter Ramblings Of Olympic Swimmer Ryan Lochte Are Amazing

Ryan Lochte is an Olympic gold medalist. He’s also an inveterate Twitter user/abuser. And man, does he ramble some strange shit. His Twitter paints him as the Olympics’ very own Brody Jenner. A bro of extreme magnitude whose love of Mountain Dew and the word “Jeah” (which signifies everything from “my taxes are astronomical” to…

By: Julie Gerstein / July 31, 2012

“Call Me Lochte”: Swimming’s Golden Boy, Ryan Lochte, Gets The Carly Rae Jepsen Treatment

Speaking of Ryan Lochte … the dude is such hot shit at the 2012 Olympics that he’s the inspiration for the latest “Call Me Maybe” spoof. In “Call Me Lochte,” the comedic geniuses at NOC remixed Carly Rae Jepsen’s inescapable tune into an ode to Lochte stealing Michael Phelps’ thunder as the United States’ favorite…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 30, 2012

Let’s Ogle U.S. Swimmer Ryan Lochte As He Wins His First 2012 Olympic Gold Medal

On Saturday in London, U.S. swimmer Ryan Lochte — a gorgeous man of very, very few words — swam his way to his first Olympic Gold medal in the 400m Individual Medley (teammate Michael Phelps, who reigned supreme in 2008, came in a disappointing 4th). I wonder how the notorious ladies’ man celebrated? Click through to see the…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 30, 2012

Quick Pic: Ryan Lochte Flashes His Grill

U.S. Olympics swimmer Ryan Lochte — who won our Olympic Hottie Face Off over Michael Phelps — flashed his bling after winning the men’s 200 meter individual medley final at the 2009 ConocoPhillips Nationals Championships & World Championship Trials. It wasn’t the first time he broke out the grill to celebrate either — he also…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 14, 2009

The Daily Hotness: Michael Phelps & Ryan Lochte Face-Off

In tonight’s 200-meter individual medley Olympic final, Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte will have another swim-off — while Phelps won this race in the 2004 Olympics (and has been cleaning up the gold medals in 2008), Lochte won silver and will be his fiercest competitor in this rematch. But there’s a far more important stand-off…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 14, 2008

The Daily Hotness: Michael Phelps & Ryan Lochte

You know the other thing I love about swimmers? Their little swimming briefs. They’ve really modernized the Speedo, haven’t they? Also, there is nothing sexier on a man’s body — especially if he is an Olympic swimmer like Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte — than that muscular V on their lower torso. There is a…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 10, 2008

The Daily Hotness: Ryan Lochte

My favorite part of the summer Olympics, well besides gymnastics and diving, is swimming. There is nothing hotter than a swimmer’s upper body — though I must confess I am grossed out by the fact that they have to shave ALL their body hair in order to swim faster. Everyone goes on and on about…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 1, 2008
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