Posts tagged "ryan lochte"

Ryan Lochte Pitches A Tent

What would Ryan Loche do? Put his huge erection on television, it seems. [Guyism]

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 7, 2013

David Letterman Does His Best To Not Make Fun Of Ryan Lochte

Here's what I imagined happened in advance of David Letterman's interview with Ryan Lochte. The notoriously caustic talk show host was told under no certain terms was he to bring up the Olympic medalist's reputation for being dumb as rocks. He must focus his interview exclusively on Lochte's accomplishments in the pool and his new…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 23, 2013

“What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” Take Women For Sushi, Watch Mel Gibson Movies, Be An Idiot

I was compelled to hate watch Ryan Lochte's new reality show, "What Would Ryan Lochte Do?" and I'm here to report back that, JEAH, he is just as purely, ridiculously idiotic as you imagined. I've narrowed the episode down to my favorite scene for the sake of brevity. But you should know, there were so…

By: Ami Angelowicz / April 22, 2013

In The Midst Of This Crappy Week, Ryan Lochte Is Still Reliably Idiotic

Ryan Lochte is gearing up for his new TV show on E!,"What Would Ryan Lochte Do?" (which should really just be called "Swim Bros"). The show is manufactured by Wee Media Giant Ryan Seacrest, who's made a living exploiting the fameball desires of idiots (see also: Kardashians). Lochte's been doing lots of media interviews to…

By: Julie Gerstein / April 19, 2013

Enjoy A Swim And Chain Restaurant Meal With Ryan Lochte

We here at The Frisky offices have a little lady boner for Ryan Lochte -- mostly for his abs, because he's not like, the brightest. Just today he tweeted about meeting Miley "Sirus" -- yes, that's right. Plus, there's that whole "Jeah" thing, which is pretty annoying. But again, there are his abs, which are…

By: Julie Gerstein / December 5, 2012

Here’s A Pic of Ryan Lochte And A Doberman Just Loungin’ On The Beach

Naturally, Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte is one of the hunks featured in People's Sexiest Man Alive issue, but the photo they shot is all sorts of awks. While Ryan is reclining all sexy-like in his Speedo, my eyes are drawn to his Doberman Carter. Apparently, that is the reaction Ryan is used to, so he use…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 15, 2012

Ryan Lochte Wonderfully Typecast As A “Sex Idiot” On “30 Rock”

When we first heard Ryan Lochte would be making a cameo on "30 Rock," we were a bit worried. Ryan is really good -- the best! -- at swimming and having abs you could eat off of. Acting seemed like a bit of a stretch for him. But then we found out his "30 Rock"…

By: Julie Gerstein / October 16, 2012

Ryan Lochte Smizes, Shows Tyra Banks His Duck Lips

I don't think I've ever been less attracted to Ryan Lochte than in this photo. Put the duck lips away, sexy! You don't need to pout to look good. America's favorite shit-for-brains swimmer has been covering New York Fashion Week for E! and ran into Tyra Banks at the Jeremy Scott runway show. The camera-loving…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 13, 2012

Some Important Updates On Ryan Lochte’s Television Career

In my mind, I am Ryan Lochte's manager. Please, humor me. And no, I have no comments on his alleged penis pics at this time. Let's stick to Ryan's career. Even though I'm not getting 20 percent, I've taken a very keen interest in Ryan's career path. I do it for the love of the…

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 6, 2012

Where Will You Be When Ryan Lochte’s Penis Pic Hits The Internet?

A pic of Ryan Lochte's penis will go up on the sports blog Deadspin if current negotiations are successful. How did we not see this coming?! Of course Ryan Lochte has dick pics. Deadspin is in negotitions with a person "in possession of a photograph of a penis" who got the photograph from a friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 28, 2012

Ryan Lochte Teaches Tiny Pup To Say “Cheese!”

My favorite slow swimmer, Olympic gold medalist Ryan Lochte, was on "The Today Show" this morning, answering questions from Matt Lauer about whether he's sad to have missed out on Prince Harry's strip pool game. He also talked about his plans to start training again come Monday, having spent the last three weeks making the…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 23, 2012

Prince Harry Races Ryan Lochte In Las Vegas Pool At 3 A.M. While Wearing Clothes

At least someone in the Royal Family knows how to have fun! Grainy cell phone video has emerged of Prince Harry, wearing jeans, racing Olympian Ryan Lochte in a Las Vegas pool last night at 3 a.m. Lochte gave Prince Hot Ginge a head start, of course. The poor kid is probably going to get…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 21, 2012

10 Celebs Who’ve (Tried) To Trademark Catchphrases

More Ryan Lochte news! In addition to becoming an actor, Ryan has just filed the paperwork to trademark his annoying catchphrase, "Jeah!" which he says means something "good." According to an interview he did a few years back, he appropriated the word from the rapper Young Jeezy, who said "Chea!"…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 17, 2012

10 Ideas For Ryan Lochte’s Burgeoning Television Career

In this "Access Hollywood" interview, Ryan Lochte spoke "thoughtfully" (nice word choice) about his very first acting role on "90210." "Memorizing lines, and trying to like, say them and still like, do movement and all that. That was hard," the Olympian said. Yes Ryan, talking and moving at the same time is hard. That's why…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 17, 2012

Who’s That Whispering In Ryan Lochte’s Ear?

Ryan Lochte, medal-winning swimmer, pool pisser, and chaste ladies' man, continued to celebrate his 28th birthday in London this week, even leaving da clurb with a pretty blonde. I wonder what she's whispering in his ear? "What your mom doesn't know can't hurt her"? Click on to see more photos, including Lochte's rad David Bowie…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 12, 2012

Ryan Lochte: “If I See A Toilet, I’m Definitely Not Peeing There”

America's favorite flippered himbo, Ryan Lochte, proves he has a sense of humor about himself and the ability to read a teleprompter in this Funny Or Die video about peeing in pools. I'm a little nervous about his upcoming book, 50 Shades of Yellow, though. Sounds too kinky for me. On another note, where ca…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 10, 2012

The Most Adorably Douchey Photos Of Ryan Lochte On His Birthday

Happy birthday wishes are in order for America's favorite fast swimmer (he's just slower at everything else), Ryan Lochte! The Olympic gold medalist rang in his 28th year at Planet Hollywood in London, because, duh, where else would this dreamboat go to party, right? While Lochte is currently single (and not sleeping around -- that's not…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 8, 2012

Nap Porn: Brought To You By Ryan Lochte And His Baby Nephew

He may not have time for a relationship, but he's got time to take a nap ... with his nephew. Look at this picture whenever your hormones need jumpstarting. [WOW]…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 6, 2012

Ryan Lochte Has A Hey Girl Meme

So he’s pretty much the biggest thing right now. He’s sexy, athletic, uniquely fashionable and oh-so-adorable.  Like actually just so cute.  And now he’s an Olympic gold-medalist.  No big deal.  Who is he?  I bet you’ve already guessed, we’re talking about none other than Ryan Lochte. And now, like another Ryan we all know and love (talking…

By: College Candy / August 5, 2012

Momma Lochte Didn’t Mean “One-Night Stands” In That Way

"How innocent is that? All I wanted to say is that he's so sensitive about not wanting to hurt a girl dating, so he just goes and dates and takes out a girl for maybe one or two dates and doesn't have a relationship because he doesn't have (time) and it's not fair to the…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 3, 2012
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