Posts tagged "ryan lochte"

Ryan Lochte Pitches A Tent

What would Ryan Loche do? Put his huge erection on television, it seems. [Guyism]

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 7, 2013 - 12:30 pm

David Letterman Does His Best To Not Make Fun Of Ryan Lochte

Here’s what I imagined happened in advance of David Letterman’s interview with Ryan Lochte. The notoriously caustic talk show host was told under no certain terms was he to bring…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 23, 2013 - 4:40 pm

“What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” Take Women For Sushi, Watch Mel Gibson Movies, Be An Idiot

I was compelled to hate watch Ryan Lochte’s new reality show, “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” and I’m here to report back that, JEAH, he is just as purely, ridiculously…

Ami Angelowicz | April 22, 2013 - 1:40 pm

In The Midst Of This Crappy Week, Ryan Lochte Is Still Reliably Idiotic

Ryan Lochte is gearing up for his new TV show on E!,”What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” (which should really just be called “Swim Bros”). The show is manufactured by Wee…

Julie Gerstein | April 19, 2013 - 1:40 pm

Enjoy A Swim And Chain Restaurant Meal With Ryan Lochte

We here at The Frisky offices have a little lady boner for Ryan Lochte — mostly for his abs, because he’s not like, the brightest. Just today he tweeted about…

Julie Gerstein | December 5, 2012 - 4:20 pm

Here’s A Pic of Ryan Lochte And A Doberman Just Loungin’ On The Beach

Naturally, Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte is one of the hunks featured in People’s Sexiest Man Alive issue, but the photo they shot is all sorts of awks. While Ryan is reclining…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 15, 2012 - 4:20 pm

Ryan Lochte Wonderfully Typecast As A “Sex Idiot” On “30 Rock”

When we first heard Ryan Lochte would be making a cameo on “30 Rock,” we were a bit worried. Ryan is really good — the best! — at swimming and…

Julie Gerstein | October 16, 2012 - 2:20 pm

Ryan Lochte Smizes, Shows Tyra Banks His Duck Lips

I don’t think I’ve ever been less attracted to Ryan Lochte than in this photo. Put the duck lips away, sexy! You don’t need to pout to look good. America’s…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 13, 2012 - 2:20 pm

Some Important Updates On Ryan Lochte’s Television Career

In my mind, I am Ryan Lochte’s manager. Please, humor me. And no, I have no comments on his alleged penis pics at this time. Let’s stick to Ryan’s career.

Ami Angelowicz | September 6, 2012 - 4:20 pm

Where Will You Be When Ryan Lochte’s Penis Pic Hits The Internet?

A pic of Ryan Lochte’s penis will go up on the sports blog Deadspin if current negotiations are successful. How did we not see this coming?! Of course Ryan…

Jessica Wakeman | August 28, 2012 - 6:00 pm

Ryan Lochte Teaches Tiny Pup To Say “Cheese!”

My favorite slow swimmer, Olympic gold medalist Ryan Lochte, was on “The Today Show” this morning, answering questions from Matt Lauer about whether he’s sad to have missed out on…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 23, 2012 - 3:40 pm

Prince Harry Races Ryan Lochte In Las Vegas Pool At 3 A.M. While Wearing Clothes

At least someone in the Royal Family knows how to have fun! Grainy cell phone video has emerged of Prince Harry, wearing jeans, racing Olympian Ryan Lochte in a…

Jessica Wakeman | August 21, 2012 - 9:40 am

10 Celebs Who’ve (Tried) To Trademark Catchphrases

More Ryan Lochte news! In addition to becoming an actor, Ryan has just filed the paperwork to trademark his annoying catchphrase, “Jeah!” which he says means something “good.” According to…

Ami Angelowicz | August 17, 2012 - 1:00 pm

10 Ideas For Ryan Lochte’s Burgeoning Television Career

In this “Access Hollywood” interview, Ryan Lochte spoke “thoughtfully” (nice word choice) about his very first acting role on “90210.” “Memorizing lines, and trying to like, say them and still…

Ami Angelowicz | August 17, 2012 - 9:00 am

Who’s That Whispering In Ryan Lochte’s Ear?

Ryan Lochte, medal-winning swimmer, pool pisser, and chaste ladies’ man, continued to celebrate his 28th birthday in London this week, even leaving da clurb with a pretty blonde. I wonder…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 12, 2012 - 12:00 pm

Ryan Lochte: “If I See A Toilet, I’m Definitely Not Peeing There”

America’s favorite flippered himbo, Ryan Lochte, proves he has a sense of humor about himself and the ability to read a teleprompter in this Funny Or Die video about peeing…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 10, 2012 - 9:40 am

The Most Adorably Douchey Photos Of Ryan Lochte On His Birthday

Happy birthday wishes are in order for America’s favorite fast swimmer (he’s just slower at everything else), Ryan Lochte! The Olympic gold medalist rang in his 28th year at Planet…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 8, 2012 - 11:00 am

Nap Porn: Brought To You By Ryan Lochte And His Baby Nephew

He may not have time for a relationship, but he’s got time to take a nap … with his nephew. Look at this picture whenever your hormones need jumpstarting. [WOW]…

Ami Angelowicz | August 6, 2012 - 11:20 am

Ryan Lochte Has A Hey Girl Meme

So he’s pretty much the biggest thing right now. He’s sexy, athletic, uniquely fashionable and oh-so-adorable.  Like actually just so cute.  And now he’s an Olympic gold-medalist.  No big deal.  Who is…

College Candy | August 5, 2012 - 3:30 pm

Momma Lochte Didn’t Mean “One-Night Stands” In That Way

“How innocent is that? All I wanted to say is that he’s so sensitive about not wanting to hurt a girl dating, so he just goes and dates and takes…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 3, 2012 - 2:20 pm