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Seriously, maybe Lochte needs to learn his lesson, because he doesn’t seem to get why people are mad. READ MORE »


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If Jimmy Fallon is appearing at your awards show, one thing is for sure: you’re getting a topical comedy sketch. READ MORE »


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What would Ryan Loche do? Put his huge erection on television, it seems. [Guyism]
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Here’s what I imagined happened in advance of David Letterman’s interview with Ryan Lochte. The notoriously caustic talk show host was told under no certain terms was he to bring up the Olympic medalist’s reputation for being dumb as rocks. He must focus his interview exclusively on Lochte’s accomplishments in the pool and his new… READ MORE »


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I was compelled to hate watch Ryan Lochte’s new reality show, “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” and I’m here to report back that, JEAH, he is just as purely, ridiculously idiotic as you imagined. I’ve narrowed the episode down to my favorite scene for the sake of brevity. But you should know, there were so… READ MORE »


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Ryan Lochte is gearing up for his new TV show on E!,”What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” (which should really just be called “Swim Bros”). The show is manufactured by Wee Media Giant Ryan Seacrest, who’s made a living exploiting the fameball desires of idiots (see also: Kardashians). Lochte’s been doing lots of media interviews to… READ MORE »


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We here at The Frisky offices have a little lady boner for Ryan Lochte — mostly for his abs, because he’s not like, the brightest. Just today he tweeted about meeting Miley “Sirus” — yes, that’s right. Plus, there’s that whole “Jeah” thing, which is pretty annoying. But again, there are his abs, which are… READ MORE »


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Naturally, Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte is one of the hunks featured in People’s Sexiest Man Alive issue, but the photo they shot is all sorts of awks. While Ryan is reclining all sexy-like in his Speedo, my eyes are drawn to his Doberman Carter. Apparently, that is the reaction Ryan is used to, so he uses… READ MORE »


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When we first heard Ryan Lochte would be making a cameo on “30 Rock,” we were a bit worried. Ryan is really good — the best! — at swimming and having abs you could eat off of. Acting seemed like a bit of a stretch for him. But then we found out his “30 Rock” READ MORE »


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I don’t think I’ve ever been less attracted to Ryan Lochte than in this photo. Put the duck lips away, sexy! You don’t need to pout to look good. America’s favorite shit-for-brains swimmer has been covering New York Fashion Week for E! and ran into Tyra Banks at the Jeremy Scott runway show. The camera-loving… READ MORE »


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In my mind, I am Ryan Lochte’s manager. Please, humor me. And no, I have no comments on his alleged penis pics at this time. Let’s stick to Ryan’s career. Even though I’m not getting 20 percent, I’ve taken a very keen interest in Ryan’s career path. I do it for the love of the… READ MORE »


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A pic of Ryan Lochte’s penis will go up on the sports blog Deadspin if current negotiations are successful. How did we not see this coming?! Of course Ryan Lochte has dick pics. Deadspin is in negotitions with a person “in possession of a photograph of a penis” who got the photograph from a… READ MORE »


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My favorite slow swimmer, Olympic gold medalist Ryan Lochte, was on “The Today Show” this morning, answering questions from Matt Lauer about whether he’s sad to have missed out on Prince Harry’s strip pool game. He also talked about his plans to start training again come Monday, having spent the last three weeks making the… READ MORE »


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At least someone in the Royal Family knows how to have fun! Grainy cell phone video has emerged of Prince Harry, wearing jeans, racing Olympian Ryan Lochte in a Las Vegas pool last night at 3 a.m. Lochte gave Prince Hot Ginge a head start, of course. The poor kid is probably going to… READ MORE »


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More Ryan Lochte news! In addition to becoming an actor, Ryan has just filed the paperwork to trademark his annoying catchphrase, “Jeah!” which he says means something “good.” According to an interview he did a few years back, he appropriated the word from the rapper Young Jeezy, who said “Chea!” … READ MORE »


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In this “Access Hollywood” interview, Ryan Lochte spoke “thoughtfully” (nice word choice) about his very first acting role on “90210.” “Memorizing lines, and trying to like, say them and still like, do movement and all that. That was hard,” the Olympian said. Yes Ryan, talking and moving at the same time is hard. That’s why… READ MORE »


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Ryan Lochte, medal-winning swimmer, pool pisser, and chaste ladies’ man, continued to celebrate his 28th birthday in London this week, even leaving da clurb with a pretty blonde. I wonder what she’s whispering in his ear? “What your mom doesn’t know can’t hurt her”? Click on to see more photos, including Lochte’s rad David Bowie… READ MORE »


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America’s favorite flippered himbo, Ryan Lochte, proves he has a sense of humor about himself and the ability to read a teleprompter in this Funny Or Die video about peeing in pools. I’m a little nervous about his upcoming book, 50 Shades of Yellow, though. Sounds too kinky for me. On another note, where can… READ MORE »


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