After seeing Jay-Z perform with wife Beyonce this weekend, I had two thoughts: 1) They can never break up, and 2) If the music industry has Jay and Beyonce as their modern power couple, who does Young Hollywood have? Who is the 2012 version of Lauren Bacall and Humphrey Bogart? I mean, Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman, not to mention Amy Poehler and Will Arnett, have split — which famous pair is poised to take the super couple reigns and hold on for dear life? The obvious choice would be Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, but I think we can all agree they are swimming in rough waters right now and can’t really be expected to do the job.
With that in mind, I decided to anoint the new guard of up-and-coming Hollywood super couples, celebs who are great alone but even stronger together. Keep reading »
I don’t know where the weird rumor that Rob Thomas and Tom Cruise had gay butt-sex together came from, but I do know that when people find out that I am a Matchbox Twenty fan that it’s the first thing they tell me. I’ve heard several different versions of the rumor: one is that Rob’s wife Marisol walked in on him and Tom in bed together. Another is that they had sex in a limo after some kind of awards show.
I don’t believe the rumors one bit. Although I wouldn’t care if Rob was gay, obviously, he has publicly stated in the past that he thinks Scientology is no bueno. And anyway, Tom Cruise doesn’t seem like he would be his type. Keep reading »
Yo, my birthday is in mid-November, so if y’all take up a collection now, I bet you could raise enough to buy me this Ryan Gosling Face Chair. I need to sit on Ryan Gosling’s face every day while I work. I really think it would improve my output. [Face Chairs]
Ryan Gosling made an appearance at the Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF) this weekend and attended the premiere of his upcoming film “The Place Beyond The Pines.” Oh yeah, Eva Mendes was there too, wearing a turban. At first I thought their body language was kind of cool and distant and I felt ashamed of the excitement I felt about that. And then I was mad when I noticed that they were holding hands and unnnnhghhghgh. Well, at least they didn’t get married this weekend like some other people. Phew!
It’s officially September now, which means it’s time to reflect on how we spent the dog days of summer. Did you have a good summer? Did you make boozy popsicles? Did you smile broadly while wearing a sunhat the size of a Mini Cooper? If so, good work! Want to know what I did this summer? I saw a lot of men wearing tank tops and I had complicated feelings about it.
Seriously though, I think 2012 will go down in history as the Summer Of Men’s Tank Tops (SOMTT for short). I mean, men have always worn tank tops, but this year the trend really caught on, and suddenly sleeveless shirts became a totally legitimate clothing option for regular dudes, not just mega hipsters and Nickelback fans… Keep reading »
Look how hot my man looks when he flies. How does he do that? When I fly, I look like something that’s been coughed up. This is why he’s famous and I’m not. I mean, there isn’t much else to say.
This piece was originally published at xoJane. Yes, Amelia is very, very, very jealous.
The first time we met, I had no clue who the short, skinny white guy with the scruffy looking beard was.
It was 2005 and me and two of my besties from high school were catching up at the Golden Gopher, a what’s-that-smell? dive bar in downtown LA with OG video games for tables and no food.
We’d just ordered a pizza from to be delivery right to our Pac Man table when the aforementioned random white boy rolled up.
“Hey girls.” Not used to being hit on downtown (this was waaay before it got cool), I figured he was probably a homeless teenager, but my friends were awestruck. Keep reading »