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Kristen Scott Thomas Mocks Ryan Gosling’s C**k In “Only God Forgives” Scene

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Okay, yes, some people booed Ryan Gosling’s next movie, “Only God Forgives,” when it premiered at Cannes this week. But not everyone thinks the “Drive” followup from Nicholas Winding Refn is “a defecation” — it’s gotten a few good reviews too. The Hollywood Reporter called it “wicked cool entertainment.” So there, haters! Personally, I’m down to watch any movie that refers to Ryan Gosling’s cock. In this just released scene, Gosling’s character Julian hires a prostitute to be his date to dinner with his beyatch mom, played by Kristen Scott Thomas. She’s on to him though, and seizes the opportunity to tear him a new one, by insulting the size of his manhood. Mean. Check it out above! [The Daily Beast]

Ryan Gosling Says He Used To Rub Movies Against His Penis

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“I loved movies so much, sometimes, I’d shove them down the front of my pants. I liked the way they feel.”

– Just one of a few notable Ryan Gosling quotes in the upcoming documentary, “Seduced & Abandoned,” according to New York magazine writer Jada Yuan. Ughhhh — that’s a good “ugh,” by the way — he may be joking about his obsession with movies (or not), but the thought of the Gos stick anything down his pants makes me weak. Does he need an extra hand? God, I am such a perv. The fact that this New York magazine piece makes reference to a “Last Tango In Paris” remake starring Ryan is not helping. [NYMag.com via Jezebel]

The Best Thing You’ll See All Day: Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal


I haven’t thought much of Vine, Twitter’s six-second video app — until now. Fricking genius humanoid Ryan McHenry is behind the Vine meme “Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal,” currently taking the internet by storm. I bow down to you, man. Click the Vine above to see it in action, and check out a few more after the jump. The rest of this series can be seen at the link! (Apparently, if you’re on Firefox, you can’t actually see these on our site. You’ll be able to see them at the link though. Site bug, blergh.)  [Gosloving] Keep reading »

If Aaron Paul & Ryan Gosling Had A Baby It Would Look Like Tom Sturridge (Or So I Thought)

I made a Ryan Gosling/Aaron Paul baby. Using a website called MorphThing, I combined their two faces to see if my hypothesis that if Gosling and Paul were smooshed together it would create Tom Sturridge (cast member in the Broadway play Orphans, and Sienna Miller’s very hot baby-daddy). Turns out, I was wrong. Instead it just created a Ryan Gosling with tiny eyes. You can see my handiwork after the jump… Keep reading »

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Ryan Gosling Smirks While “Only God Forgives” Director Talks About Climaxing And OMG That Arm Muscle!

FHGKAFGHHDSGFJHSDGF!!!

Real talk: I could watch a three hour movie in which nothing happens but Ryan Gosling smirks and subtly flexes his triceps while someone, anyone, talks about climaxing. So, basically this brief little behind-the-scenes clip from his next movie, “Only God Forgives,” but much longer. I’m clearly hard up because this legit made me horny. [via Jezebel]

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Win This! “The Place Beyond The Pines” Official Soundtrack On CD & Vinyl!

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Attention Ryan Gosling fans! Have you seen the actor’s latest movie, “The Place Beyond The Pines”? Of course you have. Chances are you’ve seen it twice, like I have, in which case you’ve noticed that in addition to being a totally fantastic film starring America’s favorite leading man (along with Eva Mendes and Bradley Cooper, and directed by Derek Cianfrance), the film has a killer soundtrack. In addition to the movie’s score by Faith No More’s Mike Patton, the soundtrack features tracks by Vladimir Ivanoff, Arvo Park, Bon Iver, and Ennio Morricone — and one lucky reader will receive a copy of the soundtrack on both CD and vinyl, along with a “Place Beyond The Pines” T-shirt (um, need) and Klipsch In-Ear Headphones. Find out how to enter, after the jump! Keep reading »

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