Yo, my birthday is in mid-November, so if y’all take up a collection now, I bet you could raise enough to buy me this Ryan Gosling Face Chair. I need to sit on Ryan Gosling’s face every day while I work. I really think it would improve my output. [Face Chairs]
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Ryan Gosling & Eva Mendes Try And Pretend They’re Not Dating At “The Place Beyond The Pines” Premiere At TIFF
Ryan Gosling made an appearance at the Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF) this weekend and attended the premiere of his upcoming film “The Place Beyond The Pines.” Oh yeah, Eva Mendes was there too, wearing a turban. At first I thought their body language was kind of cool and distant and I felt ashamed of the excitement I felt about that. And then I was mad when I noticed that they were holding hands and unnnnhghhghgh. Well, at least they didn’t get married this weekend like some other people. Phew!
Has Ryan Gosling Been Cast As Christian Grey? Plus, A “Star Trek: TNG” Spin-Off?!
- The husband of EL James, the woman who wrote the Fifty Shades Of Grey series, says that Ryan Gosling is set to play Christian Grey in the movie adaptation. Listen, I would LOVE FOR THIS TO BE TRUE. In fact, he was my first choice when I was fantasy casting the movie. But I don’t believe it for a second because Ryan, let’s face it, is too classy and smart for that crap. It’s not like he’s a James Franco-type who does bad shit as “performance art.” [The Stir]
- Last week, President Obama did a “Ask Me Anything” session on Reddit. Here are the dumbest questions he got… [TruTV]
- HOLY CRAP. Apparently “Star Trek: The Next Generation” actor Michael Dorn is in talks to possibly do a Worf spin-off! I. Am. Freaking. Out. [The Mary Sue]
- If I had someone to have sex with tonight — sighhhhhh — I would read this article on the ways to make it especially mind-blowing. But I don’t. So you should read it for me, BRAGGERS. [Your Tango] Keep reading »
Can We Talk About Guys In Tank Tops?
It’s officially September now, which means it’s time to reflect on how we spent the dog days of summer. Did you have a good summer? Did you make boozy popsicles? Did you smile broadly while wearing a sunhat the size of a Mini Cooper? If so, good work! Want to know what I did this summer? I saw a lot of men wearing tank tops and I had complicated feelings about it.
Seriously though, I think 2012 will go down in history as the Summer Of Men’s Tank Tops (SOMTT for short). I mean, men have always worn tank tops, but this year the trend really caught on, and suddenly sleeveless shirts became a totally legitimate clothing option for regular dudes, not just mega hipsters and Nickelback fans… Keep reading »
7 Photos Of Ryan Gosling At The Airport That I’m Obligated To Post
Look how hot my man looks when he flies. How does he do that? When I fly, I look like something that’s been coughed up. This is why he’s famous and I’m not. I mean, there isn’t much else to say.
I Met Ryan Twice!
This chick has met Ryan Gosling not once but twice. Not fair, universe. Read More »
Ryan Gosling Believes In Marriage Before Children; Eva Mendes Doesn’t Believe In Marriage
- Trouble in Ryan Gosling Land! The Gos believes in “marital commitment before children,” says a source, but girlfriend Eva Mendes “doesn’t support the institution of marriage.” Oh no, what will they do? Well, the same source says Mendes is considering proposing to Gosling because she’s 38 and the biological clock is ticking. Which seems like a weird thing to do if she does not believe in marriage, right? Anyway, Ryan should really be a gentleman and respond to Amelia’s marriage proposal first. [Or we can just live in sin. Whatever he wants. I don't care. Call me, Ryan! -- Editor] [Celebitchy]
- Lady Gaga got rushed by a fan in Romania. Luckily a bodyguard was on hand to take the guy out. [Celebrity Cafe, PopCrush]
- Also, Ke$ha says that alleged open letter from her to Gaga about wearing fur is fake. [PopCrush]
- Kris Smith: you had me at “shirtless soccer stud.” [Socialite Life]
- Infatuation … the silent relationship killer. [A New Mode]
- A “Dark Knight” kitten! [The FW] Keep reading »
True Story: I Met Ryan Gosling Twice
This piece was originally published at xoJane. Yes, Amelia is very, very, very jealous.
The first time we met, I had no clue who the short, skinny white guy with the scruffy looking beard was.
It was 2005 and me and two of my besties from high school were catching up at the Golden Gopher, a what’s-that-smell? dive bar in downtown LA with OG video games for tables and no food.
We’d just ordered a pizza from to be delivery right to our Pac Man table when the aforementioned random white boy rolled up.
“Hey girls.” Not used to being hit on downtown (this was waaay before it got cool), I figured he was probably a homeless teenager, but my friends were awestruck. Keep reading »
Rachel Maddow Breaks Down The Paul Ryan Gosling Meme
I must admit that I got a little squee-ish when I saw Rachel Maddow devote a couple of minutes at the top of her show last night to the Hey Girl, Ryan Gosling meme and its various incarnations. Of course, the purpose was to talk about the latest version of the meme, “Paul Ryan Gosling,” which melds together Hey Girl’s smooth, ladies man vibe with VP nominee Paul Ryan’s various conservative political views. Which is cool and all, but I really, really enjoyed hearing Maddow, a girl crush of mine, say Gosling’s name over and over. She really emphasizes the “S” in his name, doesn’t she? Gosssssssling. Clip above!
Need It Now: The Ryan Gosling Coloring Book
Someone hand me a pack of Crayola crayons because I am about to apeshit coloring my dream man exactly the way I want him. More selections from the Colour Me Good: Ryan Gosling coloring book after the jump! (And you can buy it for yourself at the link!) [Maiden.BigCartel.com] Keep reading »
Hey Girl, Follow Paul Ryan Gosling On Twitter!
Hey girl, take a quick second and follow Paul Ryan Gosling, the Twitter account for the better, smoother, sexier Paul Ryan. Above, a selection of some of our favorite tweets. Cutting Medicare has never sounded so erotic. [Paul Ryan Gosling]
