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Fashion Math: Ryan Gosling Is Clearly Miley Cyrus’ Style Muse

Now it all makes sense! The reason why I am inexplicably drawn to Miley Cyrus is because she’s cribbing her look from my celebrity dream boyfriend Ryan Gosling. I mean, that bleached ‘do is straight out of “The Place Beyond The Pines,” and the jacket she was spotted wearing in NYC today is totally “Drive”-inspired. Yes, that explains why I have already listened to “We Can’t Stop” five times today. [Photos (of Miley): Splash News]

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Bitch, Please: Ryan Gosling “Lookalike” Manages To Fool “Fans” Of The Actor

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Never Would Have Fallen For It!

I am one of those lucky people who has had the great fortune of seeing Ryan Gosling in person. But even if I hadn’t run 11 blocks to see him emerge from Whole Foods, donning a tank top that showed off his muscular but lean biceps, I would never, ever, ever mistake anyone, even a so-called “lookalike,” for the Gos. Which is why I am serving major side-eye at these so-called Gosling fans in Detroit, who thought this random tax accountant — “Lyin’ Gosling” — was the actor. Keep reading »

Kristen Scott Thomas Mocks Ryan Gosling’s C**k In “Only God Forgives” Scene

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Okay, yes, some people booed Ryan Gosling’s next movie, “Only God Forgives,” when it premiered at Cannes this week. But not everyone thinks the “Drive” followup from Nicholas Winding Refn is “a defecation” — it’s gotten a few good reviews too. The Hollywood Reporter called it “wicked cool entertainment.” So there, haters! Personally, I’m down to watch any movie that refers to Ryan Gosling’s cock. In this just released scene, Gosling’s character Julian hires a prostitute to be his date to dinner with his beyatch mom, played by Kristen Scott Thomas. She’s on to him though, and seizes the opportunity to tear him a new one, by insulting the size of his manhood. Mean. Check it out above! [The Daily Beast]

Ryan Gosling Says He Used To Rub Movies Against His Penis

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“I loved movies so much, sometimes, I’d shove them down the front of my pants. I liked the way they feel.”

– Just one of a few notable Ryan Gosling quotes in the upcoming documentary, “Seduced & Abandoned,” according to New York magazine writer Jada Yuan. Ughhhh — that’s a good “ugh,” by the way — he may be joking about his obsession with movies (or not), but the thought of the Gos stick anything down his pants makes me weak. Does he need an extra hand? God, I am such a perv. The fact that this New York magazine piece makes reference to a “Last Tango In Paris” remake starring Ryan is not helping. [NYMag.com via Jezebel]

The Best Thing You’ll See All Day: Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal


I haven’t thought much of Vine, Twitter’s six-second video app — until now. Fricking genius humanoid Ryan McHenry is behind the Vine meme “Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal,” currently taking the internet by storm. I bow down to you, man. Click the Vine above to see it in action, and check out a few more after the jump. The rest of this series can be seen at the link! (Apparently, if you’re on Firefox, you can’t actually see these on our site. You’ll be able to see them at the link though. Site bug, blergh.)  [Gosloving] Keep reading »

If Aaron Paul & Ryan Gosling Had A Baby It Would Look Like Tom Sturridge (Or So I Thought)

I made a Ryan Gosling/Aaron Paul baby. Using a website called MorphThing, I combined their two faces to see if my hypothesis that if Gosling and Paul were smooshed together it would create Tom Sturridge (cast member in the Broadway play Orphans, and Sienna Miller’s very hot baby-daddy). Turns out, I was wrong. Instead it just created a Ryan Gosling with tiny eyes. You can see my handiwork after the jump… Keep reading »

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Ryan Gosling Smirks While “Only God Forgives” Director Talks About Climaxing And OMG That Arm Muscle!

FHGKAFGHHDSGFJHSDGF!!!

Real talk: I could watch a three hour movie in which nothing happens but Ryan Gosling smirks and subtly flexes his triceps while someone, anyone, talks about climaxing. So, basically this brief little behind-the-scenes clip from his next movie, “Only God Forgives,” but much longer. I’m clearly hard up because this legit made me horny. [via Jezebel]

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Win This! “The Place Beyond The Pines” Official Soundtrack On CD & Vinyl!

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Attention Ryan Gosling fans! Have you seen the actor’s latest movie, “The Place Beyond The Pines”? Of course you have. Chances are you’ve seen it twice, like I have, in which case you’ve noticed that in addition to being a totally fantastic film starring America’s favorite leading man (along with Eva Mendes and Bradley Cooper, and directed by Derek Cianfrance), the film has a killer soundtrack. In addition to the movie’s score by Faith No More’s Mike Patton, the soundtrack features tracks by Vladimir Ivanoff, Arvo Park, Bon Iver, and Ennio Morricone — and one lucky reader will receive a copy of the soundtrack on both CD and vinyl, along with a “Place Beyond The Pines” T-shirt (um, need) and Klipsch In-Ear Headphones. Find out how to enter, after the jump! Keep reading »

12 Celebs Who Are Maybe As Enamored With Ryan Gosling As I Am

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But not quite, of course. Sure, I ran 12 city blocks — in heels — to stand next to him in front of Whole Foods. Yeah, I’m working on a rom-com screenplay about my crush on him. And I definitely am alone in having to suffer through a Goservention. But still, it has come to my attention that I — okay, and tens of thousands of regular folks — am not the only one who has a major boner for Ryan Gosling. Quite a few celebrities — including otherwise straight men — have a special place in their hearts (and spank banks) for the Gos. Read on for some unadulterated Gosling worship… Keep reading »

James Franco Maybe Wants To Hump Ryan Gosling More Than I Do

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“I loved the whole film and was engaged every moment of the way. But what I want to talk about is the first section, the Gosling section; I want to make love to this section. The first image we see is Gos’s toned six-pack, framed tight so that his head is cut off in order to focus our attention on the full spread of idiosyncratic tattoos and the impressive opening and closing of a butterfly knife, a skill Gosling mastered — he is the king of eccentric character behavior — as the character anxiously paces; in the same take, the character (we later learn his name is Luke) sticks the knife overhand into the wall and walks out the door shirtless; we still haven’t seen his face but we know it’s the Gos: the hair, the head, the strut … I mean, come on giiiiiiirl. … The rest of his section is more of the same beautiful Gosling brooding and motorcycle riding. … The rest of the film is great, but the following two sections can’t hope to burn with the same intensity of the Gosling section, they’re not designed that way. It’s not the actors’ faults, it’s just that Gosling was cast as the shooting star, and he sucked up all the oxygen. I could watch that first section over and over and over and over.”

James Franco‘s review of “The Place Beyond The Pines” on Huffington Post is basically a love letter to my boo Ryan Gosling, whose performance he wants “to make love to.” Enjoy my sloppy seconds, James! [Huffington Post]

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