You didn’t think the daily Gosling
reports were going to stop were you? Of course not. But, out of respect for the bats**t insane few of you who do not get wet at the sight of Ryan, I am putting all of today’s Gosling news in one post. Do they have internet in mental institutions? Maybe not. Anyway, where to begin. Well, first, Ryan was “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” last night, and he brought along his dog George. George has a mohawk. He also likes apples, which Ryan feeds to him by biting into the apple himself and taking the piece out of his mouth and giving it to George. Coincidentally — kismet! — Lucca loves apples and this is exactly how I feed them to her. Exactly. I thought it was just our thing, but apparently it’s our
and Ryan and George’s thing. Just saying. Also, Lucca has the exact same hotspot on her foot at George. Soulmates?
But enough about Lucca and George and their fated puppy love. After the jump, Ryan talks about going to the Turkish Baths (in my neighborhood!) and licking a sweaty man’s belly. Keep reading »
Listen, I don’t want
to be posting this often about The Gos
. I really don’t. Every time I watch a video of him or see a super sexy photo (aka all photos of him ever), I feel like a diabetic who’s been locked inside a cupcake shop. Look but don’t touch! Or else someone will file a restraining order! Anyway, Ryan is promoting “Crazy Stupid Love” like, well, crazy this week and he can’t help but do something blog-worthy during each appearance, so bear with me. This is my job
. I am answering the call of duty. Here he is demonstrating his “Dirty Dancing” move on Al Roker. Nobody puts Ryan in a corner. [Huffington Post
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really needs to stop torturing me with his ridiculous hotness. I love how mbarrassed and giggly he is in this video, reading some of the “Hey Girl” quotes from the blog F**k Yeah Ryan Gosling
. Imagine how embarrassed and giggly he’ll be when I eventually show him my Ryan Gosling Stalker Map! No, seriously, I have one. [Celebuzz
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Last night, Ryan Gosling was on “Late Night with David Letterman,” and he had nothing but compliments for New York women. “Some of the prettiest women I have ever seen in my life live here,” he told Dave. “Also because it’s so hot they appear to you like some kind of mirage and they are all screaming into their cell phones.” Which brings me to STORY TIME. A couple weeks ago, Simcha — y’all remember Simcha, right? — texted me the following: “Your man is at Whole Foods!” Naturally, I knew she meant The Gos. I happened to be about, oh, 12 blocks away from the Whole Foods in question and considering that I have been frothing at the mouth for a Gosling sighting, I wasn’t about to let this opportunity slide. “Follow him,” I texted back. “I am on my way.” And I took off running. Well, running, and then walking fast because my side kept hurting, all while Simcha sent me text updates on Ryan’s journey through the grocery store. “He’s buying fruit!” “Now he’s in the fancy cheese section.” Keep reading »
Olivia Wilde is a major flirt. Or at least that’s what the tabloids want us to believe. In the past six months, she has been linked to, oh, pretty much all of Hollywood’s most eligible bachelors from Jake Gyllenhaal to Justin Timberlake to Ryan Gosling to Bradley Cooper. Ever since her split from Italian prince Tao Ruspoli in February, every time she so much as looks at a famous guy, the tabloids are ablaze with rumors of her “next fling.” And I just have to call BS. I mean, the woman is insanely gorgeous, newly single, and for sure has an innate Wildeness that brings all the boys to the yard. But in so many of these cases, it seems more like Olivia is just, you know, having a conversation with a friend rather than shamelessly flirting. Check out some headlines after the jump and decide if Olivia really deserves that Scarlet “F.”
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Happy Crack A Book Week! You know what makes a man instantly sexier? Literacy. Keep clicking to see some hot famous guys either engrossed in page-turning or clutching a book on the go.
Dudes, want to plan a date that will have Blake Lively eating out of the palm of your hand? Or at least, straightening the Mickey Mouse ears on your head? Take the woman to Disneyland! Blake and new rumored boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio headed there on Sunday night, right after the MTV Movie Awards. The two went on StarTours and hung out at a penny arcade on Main Street.
But interestingly, Blake also went with Ryan Gosling back when it was rumored they were dating. Keep reading »
Sometimes love means overlooking a person’s flaws. For example, I still love Ryan Gosling even though he wore a pajama shirt to the Cannes photocall for his film “Drive.” Obviously, that’s easier to do if I put my hand over the image to block his dress pants and shoes and then imagine he is laying in bed waiting for me. Anyway, back to the business at hand — what is the deal with that forearm tattoo? There are some hearts and some letters and then there’s that pointy thing in the middle — is that a head? With an angry face and the little thing at the bottom is maybe a tongue? I am confused. Again, sometimes love means overlooking things — like tattoos that look like they were doodled in the margins of a textbook by an angry teenager. Keep reading »
Ryan Gosling — an actor who The Frisky has totally neutral opinions on — says that “Blue Valentine” is a film that couples should watch together, as it’s “a cautionary tale about what can happen to love if you ignore it and you take it for granted.” We happen to think that while the love between Gosling’s Dean and Michelle Williams‘ Cindy is far from perfect, the film itself is pretty close. Impeccably acted — in fact, much of the film was improvised — “Blue Valentine” flip-flops between the past and the present state of Dean and Cindy’s relationship, showing how love can “bloom and die,” without needing to reveal the details in between. The DVD includes deleted scenes, a behind-the-scenes feature, and an on-set home movie. A must-have for the “movies that illustrate how much love can hurt” section on your shelf.
Let’s cut to the chase — you’re welcome. This here is a GIF made from the just-released trailer for Ryan Gosling‘s next film, “Crazy Stupid Love,” also starring Steve Carell, Julianne Moore, Emma Stone, and Marisa Tomei. Gosling plays a hunky ladies’ man (duh) who helps a nerdy man (Carell) — recently split from his wife (Moore) — get his mojo back. But, of course, despite being gloriously good-looking and suave, his own tricks aren’t working on the one woman (Stone) he wants. And at some point he gets naked and, no, I am not bothered in the slightest. Check out the trailer after the jump! Oh, and Buzzfeed has more amazing Gosling GIFs for your spank bank. Keep reading »