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Malala Yousafzai Wins The Nobel Peace Prize & Ryan And Eva’s Baby Gets A Name

  • Pakastani girls’ education activist Malala Yousafzai has won the Nobel Peace Prize, the youngest recipient ever and so so so well-deserved. [Guardian]
  • Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes’ baby daughter has a name! While I’ll still be calling her Crush Hope Mendes Gosling, her proud parents have actually named her Esmeralda Amada. Cute! [Us Weekly]
  • “Saturday Night Live”‘s Jan Hooks died yesterday at age 57. [TMZ] Keep reading »

Report: Eva Mendes And Ryan Gosling Are Parents To A Baby Girl

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The baby that represents all of my crushed hopes and dreams has finally made her debut. According to Us Weekly, Eva Mendes and boyfriend Ryan Gosling allegedly welcomed their first child, a girl, on September 12. No word on the baby’s name but I’m sure it will be adorable. Eva and Ryan are going to be great parents and I suppose I shall have to live the rest of my life satisfied by watching Ryan be a rad dad from afar. Congrats to them both, seriously. As for me, I shall be alright. [Us Weekly]

I Want To Go To There: There’s A Restaurant In San Diego With A Ryan Gosling Wallpapered Bathroom

Leave it to my hometown to have a restaurant with my boo’s face wallpapering the walls of its women’s bathroom! Bang Bang, an Asian Fusion restaurant located in downtown San Diego, not far from where I grew up, has lined the walls of their women’s loo with Ryan Gosling wallpaper — not, like, pics of the actor ripped out of magazines and taped to the wall, but WALLPAPER of my dream lover’s gorgeous mug. Is this wallpaper for purchase somewhere? I think it would look fantastic in the walk-in-closet/shrine I plan to have in my next apartment. In the meantime, next time I’m in San Diego, I know where I’m going to take a piss. [House Beautiful]

Of Course Jane Fonda Likes To Sit On Ryan Gosling’s Face

Of Course Jane Fonda Likes To Sit On Ryan Gosling's Face

Wouldn’t you? (And you can — for only $319!) [Photos: Splash News]

Ryan Gosling Wax Figure Unveiled (And Yeah, Would Hit It)

Ryan Gosling Wax Figure

Real Ryan Gosling is procreating with girlfriend Eva Mendes, but wax Ryan Gosling is single and ready to mingle. [Photos: Getty Images]

Girl Gets Her Wisdom Teeth Removed, Promptly Expresses Desire For Ryan Gosling’s “White Dick”

Girl Gets Her Wisdom Teeth Removed, Promptly Expresses Desire For Ryan Gosling's "White Dick"
Me Every Day, Basically

Hmm, filming someone as they’re waking up from anesthesia after getting their wisdom teeth removed — mean or hilarious? I think it depends entirely on what they say while they’re under the influence and have big wads of cotton stuffed in their cheeks. For example, this woman is hilarious. All she wants is to have sex with Ryan Gosling. Can’t the girl get a little white dick? And if not, looking like a Kardashian will do. This is pretty much my daily inner monologue, minus the “white” dick part. I like dicks of all colors. [Gawker]

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