• The U.S. Army apologized to Ryan Seacrest after learning the “American Idol” host’s stalker was one of their own. Chidi Uzomah Jr., a sergeant with the Army Reserves, entered the E! offices on Friday armed with a knife. He also attacked one of Seacrest’s bodyguards in September. [People]—Ryan sort of annoys us, but he doesn’t deserve to be stalked.
• During a D.C. Council hearing on marriage equality, a witness paused during his testimony to propose to his partner. [The Daily What]—Aww.
• Weezer teamed up with Snuggie to promote their new album [Spinner]—I believe a 2009 remix for “Undone (The Sweater Song)” could be in the making.

“American Idol” host Ryan Seacrest met with hot mess Lindsay Lohan last Thursday in Hollywood. So, is LiLo turning straight again? Well, we don’t know, but this meeting with Ryan was no hot date. The two are planning to do a reality TV show together. Lindsay tweeted about the project saying it will be, “Something meaningful like Extreme Home Makeover on ABC.” [US Magazine]

“American Idol” host Ryan Seacrest and British chef Jamie Oliver have announced they’re teaming up for a big challenge. In their upcoming reality show that’s expected to hit the airwaves next year, the dynamic duo plans to battle obesity in the U.S. Oliver is going to hit the “fattest cities” in an attempt to salvage their diets. Clearly, they’ve got a superhero complex, but aren’t they going to give the rest of us a real complex?

Twenty-five years ago, Bruce Jenner had a botched partial facelift and a nose job. Now, he plans to correct the surgery with another facelift for his 60th birthday. [Dlisted]—Stop making him the butt of all those jokes. This could happen to anyone!

Ryan Seacrest and British chef Jamie Oliver plan to give healthy makeovers to the most unhealthy places in the U.S., among them city schools and workplaces, on their ABC reality series. [Perez Hilton]

You might want Carrie Prejean to disappear down the rabbit hole, but think about it for a minute. Without her, how would we have learned that fake, diamond-encrusted earrings aren’t cute? See what other lessons you can learn from Miss California. [College Candy]

New mom Christina Aguilera called into Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM morning show to boast about her baby boy, Max. The working mom told Seacrest that she credits the baby for inspiring her next album.  So between the puke and poo, this one should be “dirrtier”, right? Then Ryan and the pop pin-up got really personal as Christina talked about her son’s bris, or circumcision.  With Christ in her name, she’s clearly a shiksa, but her husband is Jewish, so she combined their traditions. Hubby Jordan Bratman brought the Rabbi and unconventional Xtina filled their home with “penis balloons.”  Maybe she was frugal and reused the ones from her bachelorette party—or perhaps the busy new mom had everything she needed in her nightstand. Either way, friends and relatives came together to celebrate the happy couple getting back to the basics of family life.  Sounds like Christina has finally got what a girl wants. [DListed]