Yo, my birthday is in mid-November, so if y’all take up a collection now, I bet you could raise enough to buy me this Ryan Gosling Face Chair. I need to sit on Ryan Gosling’s face every day while I work. I really think it would improve my output. [Face Chairs]
Ryan Gosling made an appearance at the Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF) this weekend and attended the premiere of his upcoming film “The Place Beyond The Pines.” Oh yeah, Eva Mendes was there too, wearing a turban. At first I thought their body language was kind of cool and distant and I felt ashamed of the excitement I felt about that. And then I was mad when I noticed that they were holding hands and unnnnhghhghgh. Well, at least they didn’t get married this weekend like some other people. Phew!
It’s officially September now, which means it’s time to reflect on how we spent the dog days of summer. Did you have a good summer? Did you make boozy popsicles? Did you smile broadly while wearing a sunhat the size of a Mini Cooper? If so, good work! Want to know what I did this summer? I saw a lot of men wearing tank tops and I had complicated feelings about it.
Seriously though, I think 2012 will go down in history as the Summer Of Men’s Tank Tops (SOMTT for short). I mean, men have always worn tank tops, but this year the trend really caught on, and suddenly sleeveless shirts became a totally legitimate clothing option for regular dudes, not just mega hipsters and Nickelback fans… Keep reading »
Look how hot my man looks when he flies. How does he do that? When I fly, I look like something that’s been coughed up. This is why he’s famous and I’m not. I mean, there isn’t much else to say.
This piece was originally published at xoJane. Yes, Amelia is very, very, very jealous.
The first time we met, I had no clue who the short, skinny white guy with the scruffy looking beard was.
It was 2005 and me and two of my besties from high school were catching up at the Golden Gopher, a what’s-that-smell? dive bar in downtown LA with OG video games for tables and no food.
We’d just ordered a pizza from to be delivery right to our Pac Man table when the aforementioned random white boy rolled up.
“Hey girls.” Not used to being hit on downtown (this was waaay before it got cool), I figured he was probably a homeless teenager, but my friends were awestruck. Keep reading »
I must admit that I got a little squee-ish when I saw Rachel Maddow devote a couple of minutes at the top of her show last night to the Hey Girl, Ryan Gosling meme and its various incarnations. Of course, the purpose was to talk about the latest version of the meme, “Paul Ryan Gosling,” which melds together Hey Girl’s smooth, ladies man vibe with VP nominee Paul Ryan’s various conservative political views. Which is cool and all, but I really, really enjoyed hearing Maddow, a girl crush of mine, say Gosling’s name over and over. She really emphasizes the “S” in his name, doesn’t she? Gosssssssling. Clip above!
Someone hand me a pack of Crayola crayons because I am about to apeshit coloring my dream man exactly the way I want him. More selections from the Colour Me Good: Ryan Gosling coloring book after the jump! (And you can buy it for yourself at the link!) [Maiden.BigCartel.com] Keep reading »