Be still my heart. The trailer for “The Place Beyond The Pines,” which features my beloved Ryan Gosling with janky prison tattoos and blond hair, has arrived! Contrary to the tone of my previous description, he looks smokin’ hot – that body – and the film, directed by “Blue Valentine”‘s Derek Cianfrance, looks amazing. The crime drama — Gosling plays a motorcycle-riding thug type who’s adjusting to new fatherhood — was well received at the Toronto Film Festival, and while I’m a little bit mad at it for introducing my boo to his current squeeze Eva Mendes (she stars as his baby mama), you can bet I’ll be first in line to see “The Place Beyond The Pines” when it hits theaters on March 29.
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Sometimes my boyfriend Ryan Gosling likes to play this game where he hides his gorgeous face behind an ugly trucker hat and I have to say “Lover, I can see you!” three times and then he’ll look up say “Peek-A-Boo!” before showering me with kisses. It’s so fun! [Photos: Bauer-Griffin]
Well, call me crazy, but I think Ryan Gosling looks pretty goddamn hot all bloodied and bruised and swollen in the just released poster for his upcoming film “Only God Forgives.” I don’t know who’s to blame, but someone hand me an ice pack and I’ll be his nurse, mmkay?
We’re so bored of our own text messages. The only people who text us regularly are our mothers. Hi mom! We love you, but blergh. We wonder what kind of sexy text messages celeb couples are exchanging … hmmm. They must me more titillating than ours. Or at least more entertaining.
It’s photographed from a distance, and it’s a bit grainy, and it’s part of a scene for a movie, but when it comes down to it, all that matters is that this is a picture of Michael Fassbender giving Ryan Gosling a massage. Otherwise known as proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. [Buzzfeed]
You guys, it’s my boyfriend’s birthday! Ryan Thomas Gosling turns 32 today. We are obvs having our own private celebration (in my mind), but I wanted to be able to include all of you in commemorating the momentous occasion of the birth of America’s Sexiest Superhero. Let’s drool over some — 32 to be exact — GIFs, shall we?
For those of you who are worried about how I’m taking the news that, once again, People magazine is naming someone besides Ryan Gosling as the “Sexiest Man Alive,” do not fret. I am alright. After all, I firmly believe that, for the second year in a row, Gosling actually rejected the title when it was offered to him. People would not be that stupid, you guys. Of course he was their pick last year and this year (and probably every year after). He just doesn’t want it. Come on now. Have some faith. This year I’m just happy that People‘s second choice is actually worthy of the title. (Bradley Cooper was a bust, let’s face it.) The magazine will reportedly be bestowing that honor upon Channing Tatum, my backup dream celebrity boyfriend. He is not above accepting such honors. While I love that the Gos is a little bit of a snot, the thing I really like about Channing is that he’s a bit lowbrow, you know? Ryan’s trash is Channing’s treasure and what not. Yin and yang. Anyway, now you know how I feel about this, so you can go back to worrying about more important things, like the fate of our country and stuff. [Gossip Cop]
- Ryan Gosling is not going to let a little think like NYC being underwater to keep him from doing good deeds! He paid a surprise visit to a school event in Austin, Texas, which is raising money for the Texas School for the Deaf Foundation and posed for pics with fans. That’s our boy. [Gossip Cop]
- Walt Disney has purchased LucasFilm, which includes all the “Star Wars” films, for $4 billion. The other big news is that there’s a seventh episode of “Star Wars” planned for 2015. [Paste Magazine]
- Uh oh: someone called Child Protective Services on Kardashian mama Kris Jenner. [PopBytes]
- Did Demi Lovato bomb the “National Anthem” or hit a home run? Yuk, yuk, yuk, I crack myself up. [Evil Beet Gossip]
- Would you put snail slime on your face in the name of beauty? [Styleist]
Hey girl, I heard you liked the idea of zooming in on a carefully curated selection of my best and worst outfits, so have at it. Yep, here’s a look book filled with Gosling’s universally appealing
smile, eyes, abs dressed-down sense of style, featuring plenty of scarves, Darfur T-shirts, a grungy phase, the smoking jackets, and, well, the less said about 2007′s beard the better. A warning to folks still not quite over the fact that Ryan and Rachel McAdams’s real-life romance didn’t play out quite like “The Notebook,” the below gallery will make you plenty wistful. For everyone else, know that we thought of just writing the word hot, and leaving it at that. Click on to see the Ryan Gosling look book…
Sooo much to love about this recently unearthed interview with a wee Ryan Gosling on Canadian TV just after he was signed to the “Mickey Mouse Club.” For starters, he has a Canadian accent! I recently heard a rumor that Ryan still has a Canadian accent, but that he hides it in interviews and in movies. What’s that aboot? He sounds so cute when he says, “They call me moooooose boy!” Anyway, is it just me or is the Gos totally flirting with the camera even back then? And I love the little clips of his various dance moves! And singing “Achy Breaky Heart”! Ack! Dying! Such an adorable cute little nerd. We would have so dated in junior high. [Huffington Post]