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Deleted Scene From “The Place Beyond The Pines” Introduces Us To Ryan Gosling’s Substantial Bulge

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I’ve always assumed that my dream celebrity boyfriend Ryan Gosling was packing, but this deleted scene from “The Place Beyond The Pines” offers definitive proof. In the scene, Gosling’s character Luke is hauled off to jail and told to strip down to his (tight, blue) skivvies (that happens around the 2:30 mark). Bulge alert. Oh and why not just share a GIF too? That’s after the jump… [Total Film] Keep reading »

I Want To Go To There (Again): Iceland Is Teeming With Ryan Gosling Lookalikes Apparently

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I Want To Go To There: Iceland Is Teeming With Ryan Gosling Lookalikes

You know, I was in Iceland a few months ago, accidentally because my flight home from Paris was laid over there for 24 hours, and I did not see one single, solitary Ryan Gosling doppelganger. But apparently, the country appears to have the highest concentration of Gosling lookalikes of any other country ever. See, Gosling himself was apparently in the country recently, meeting with the Icelandic editor of his directorial debut, “How To Catch A Monster,” and was spotted at Iceland’s famous Blue Lagoon hot springs. Dudes, went to the Blue Lagoon when I was in Iceland too. Does this mean Ryan Gosling marinated his shirtless body in water previously touched by yours truly? I like to think so. Anyway, getting back to the lookalikes, the Gos was reportedly also in a fender bender in the capital of Reykjavik, but it turns out, the driver just looks like Ryan. His real name is Júlíus Pétur Guðjohnse (on the left), he’s 27, and frankly I don’t think the resemblance is that striking. Like, I would know he wasn’t the real Gos. But I am an expect. So apparently a blogger based out of the city of Siglufjörður on the northern coast of Iceland agreed with me that Guðjohnse is not all that Gosling-esque, and presented their own local doppelganger, Bjarni Mark Antonsson, 17 (right). While I think that both gentleman are not nearly as droolworthy as my man, I must admit that I am impressed that a country as small as Iceland managed to dig up two somewhat worthy Gosling lookalikes in record time. Also, given that I think am way more attractive in person, i would like to give both of these gentlemen the benefit of the doubt and judge their resemblance to my lover in person. How do I make that happen? [Gawker]

Fashion Math: Ryan Gosling Is Clearly Miley Cyrus’ Style Muse

Now it all makes sense! The reason why I am inexplicably drawn to Miley Cyrus is because she’s cribbing her look from my celebrity dream boyfriend Ryan Gosling. I mean, that bleached ‘do is straight out of “The Place Beyond The Pines,” and the jacket she was spotted wearing in NYC today is totally “Drive”-inspired. Yes, that explains why I have already listened to “We Can’t Stop” five times today. [Photos (of Miley): Splash News]

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Bitch, Please: Ryan Gosling “Lookalike” Manages To Fool “Fans” Of The Actor

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Never Would Have Fallen For It!

I am one of those lucky people who has had the great fortune of seeing Ryan Gosling in person. But even if I hadn’t run 11 blocks to see him emerge from Whole Foods, donning a tank top that showed off his muscular but lean biceps, I would never, ever, ever mistake anyone, even a so-called “lookalike,” for the Gos. Which is why I am serving major side-eye at these so-called Gosling fans in Detroit, who thought this random tax accountant — “Lyin’ Gosling” — was the actor. Keep reading »

Kristen Scott Thomas Mocks Ryan Gosling’s C**k In “Only God Forgives” Scene

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Okay, yes, some people booed Ryan Gosling’s next movie, “Only God Forgives,” when it premiered at Cannes this week. But not everyone thinks the “Drive” followup from Nicholas Winding Refn is “a defecation” — it’s gotten a few good reviews too. The Hollywood Reporter called it “wicked cool entertainment.” So there, haters! Personally, I’m down to watch any movie that refers to Ryan Gosling’s cock. In this just released scene, Gosling’s character Julian hires a prostitute to be his date to dinner with his beyatch mom, played by Kristen Scott Thomas. She’s on to him though, and seizes the opportunity to tear him a new one, by insulting the size of his manhood. Mean. Check it out above! [The Daily Beast]

Ryan Gosling Says He Used To Rub Movies Against His Penis

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“I loved movies so much, sometimes, I’d shove them down the front of my pants. I liked the way they feel.”

– Just one of a few notable Ryan Gosling quotes in the upcoming documentary, “Seduced & Abandoned,” according to New York magazine writer Jada Yuan. Ughhhh — that’s a good “ugh,” by the way — he may be joking about his obsession with movies (or not), but the thought of the Gos stick anything down his pants makes me weak. Does he need an extra hand? God, I am such a perv. The fact that this New York magazine piece makes reference to a “Last Tango In Paris” remake starring Ryan is not helping. [NYMag.com via Jezebel]

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