I don’t know where the weird rumor that Rob Thomas and Tom Cruise had gay butt-sex together came from, but I do know that when people find out that I am a Matchbox Twenty fan that it’s the first thing they tell me. I’ve heard several different versions of the rumor: one is that Rob’s wife Marisol walked in on him and Tom in bed together. Another is that they had sex in a limo after some kind of awards show.
I don’t believe the rumors one bit. Although I wouldn’t care if Rob was gay, obviously, he has publicly stated in the past that he thinks Scientology is no bueno. And anyway, Tom Cruise doesn’t seem like he would be his type. Keep reading »
Yo, my birthday is in mid-November, so if y’all take up a collection now, I bet you could raise enough to buy me this Ryan Gosling Face Chair. I need to sit on Ryan Gosling’s face every day while I work. I really think it would improve my output. [Face Chairs]
Ryan Gosling made an appearance at the Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF) this weekend and attended the premiere of his upcoming film “The Place Beyond The Pines.” Oh yeah, Eva Mendes was there too, wearing a turban. At first I thought their body language was kind of cool and distant and I felt ashamed of the excitement I felt about that. And then I was mad when I noticed that they were holding hands and unnnnhghhghgh. Well, at least they didn’t get married this weekend like some other people. Phew!
It’s officially September now, which means it’s time to reflect on how we spent the dog days of summer. Did you have a good summer? Did you make boozy popsicles? Did you smile broadly while wearing a sunhat the size of a Mini Cooper? If so, good work! Want to know what I did this summer? I saw a lot of men wearing tank tops and I had complicated feelings about it.
Seriously though, I think 2012 will go down in history as the Summer Of Men’s Tank Tops (SOMTT for short). I mean, men have always worn tank tops, but this year the trend really caught on, and suddenly sleeveless shirts became a totally legitimate clothing option for regular dudes, not just mega hipsters and Nickelback fans… Keep reading »