Dear Ryan Gosling,
I know that it’s usually Amelia who writes you letters, but this week it’s my turn, because of some major news that just emerged: apparently you tried to join the Backstreet Boys way back when they first made it big, but BSB bad boy AJ McLean (aka the #1 love of my life) didn’t return your calls. I bet that stung. I’m sorry. But guess what, Ry Ry? AJ never meant to blow you off! He just lost your phone number! Duh, bad boys are notorious for losing their address books! And now he has officially invited you to join the Backstreet Boys.
Do you understand what this means? Amelia’s well-documented celebrity obsession is you. My well-documented celebrity obsession is AJ McLean. When this news broke, it was like our spank banks merged and became the Goldman Sachs of sexual fantasies. Are you considering AJ’s offer? You should. Here are eight reasons why… Keep reading »
You’re probably wondering why I’m writing you a letter when I could just tell you in person, over croissant in bed — or through the bars of my jail cell, whatever — how I feel since we are lovers. Well, the reason is I want to express my feelings to you about an important matter in a public forum, in hopes of gathering support from your legion of vehement fans. Some may be resistant at first but I think once they hear the many points of my argument, they will come around, and so too will you.
The matter at hand is this, my love. I think you should take a break from acting and focus on your music. Keep reading »
So, “Jimmy Kimmel Live” was recently moved to an earlier time slot on ABC, but someone apparently forgot to tell “The Knife Guys” — aka Will Ferrell and his sidekick Ryan Gosling — who usually use the studio at 11:35 p.m. to film their QVC infomercial segment. I suppose it should come as no surprise to anyone that Ryan still manages to make safety goggles sexy. Dream man.
Now, seriously, how can I reasonably be expected to get over my Ryan Gosling addiction when he shows up to a premiere looking this good and with his mom Donna (not maybe-ex Eva Mendes, hmm) as his date? (Hi Donna, you look lovely! Not ass-kissing, I swear!) The man manages to make a brown suit look sexy. I thought that was basically impossible. And look at those studded shoes! Just taunting me with your perfection, Dream Man!
So, speaking of The Gos. He’s going to be filming “Conan” in Los Angeles this Friday. I happen to know some folks that work there and could get a ticket to the taping. How completely insane would it be for me to fly to LA for the occasion? Because I just might do that. Because I’m willing to go the distance for my man. Even if he doesn’t know who I am. [Photos: WENN] Keep reading »