Be still my heart. The trailer for “The Place Beyond The Pines,” which features my beloved Ryan Gosling with janky prison tattoos and blond hair, has arrived! Contrary to the tone of my previous description, he looks smokin’ hot – that body – and the film, directed by “Blue Valentine”‘s Derek Cianfrance, looks amazing. The crime drama — Gosling plays a motorcycle-riding thug type who’s adjusting to new fatherhood — was well received at the Toronto Film Festival, and while I’m a little bit mad at it for introducing my boo to his current squeeze Eva Mendes (she stars as his baby mama), you can bet I’ll be first in line to see “The Place Beyond The Pines” when it hits theaters on March 29.
Sometimes my boyfriend Ryan Gosling likes to play this game where he hides his gorgeous face behind an ugly trucker hat and I have to say “Lover, I can see you!” three times and then he’ll look up say “Peek-A-Boo!” before showering me with kisses. It’s so fun! [Photos: Bauer-Griffin]
Well, call me crazy, but I think Ryan Gosling looks pretty goddamn hot all bloodied and bruised and swollen in the just released poster for his upcoming film “Only God Forgives.” I don’t know who’s to blame, but someone hand me an ice pack and I’ll be his nurse, mmkay?
We’re so bored of our own text messages. The only people who text us regularly are our mothers. Hi mom! We love you, but blergh. We wonder what kind of sexy text messages celeb couples are exchanging … hmmm. They must me more titillating than ours. Or at least more entertaining.
It’s photographed from a distance, and it’s a bit grainy, and it’s part of a scene for a movie, but when it comes down to it, all that matters is that this is a picture of Michael Fassbender giving Ryan Gosling a massage. Otherwise known as proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. [Buzzfeed]
You guys, it’s my boyfriend’s birthday! Ryan Thomas Gosling turns 32 today. We are obvs having our own private celebration (in my mind), but I wanted to be able to include all of you in commemorating the momentous occasion of the birth of America’s Sexiest Superhero. Let’s drool over some — 32 to be exact — GIFs, shall we?