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Nerd Girl Porn: Hot Carpenters Of Film & TV

It’s not hard to understand why screenwriters love to make the male lead some kind of carpenter or woodworker: its a vaguely “manly” sounding job yet free-spirited and there’s ample opportunity to take their shirts off. I realized this the other night when I saw “Peace, Love & Misunderstanding” and fell head over heels in lust with Jeffrey Dean Morgan, who plays Catherine Keener’s super-sensitive love interest yet is also a manly-man carpenter. He’s a poor man’s Javier Bardem, but I won’t have to shank Penelope Cruz to get him in bed. Mmm-mmm. You can hammer my nail anytime, Jeffrey. Screw my bolts. Level my 2-x-4. Drill, baby, drill!

Enough with the double entendres. After the jump, eight more hot carpenters of film and television. I’m sure you’ll be impressed with how well they work with their wood. (Sorry.) 

Caption This: Ryan Gosling Brings Eva Mendes As His Date To Mom’s Graduation

Congrats to Ryan Gosling’s mom, Donna, who just got her teacher’s degree from Brock University! How wonderful. Ryan, who loves his mom so much that he usually brings her as his date to awards shows, went to Donna’s graduation and brought girlfriend Eva Mendes with him. Someone in the audience noticed and posted this photo to their Instagram. Look at how pissed my man is. I think his nostrils are flaring. Eva, on the other hand, is straight up gleeful. Let’s caption this photo with thought bubbles! Here are mine. [Dlisted]

Aubrey Plaza Has A Rom-Com Idea For Ryan Gosling

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“I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate. And there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face … with my dick.’ .. Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.”

Aubrey Plaza, on her dream rom-com starring herself and Ryan Gosling, who she famously shut down when she met him one day at a juice bar. Whoops, Aubrey! Never make that mistake again. [NYMag.com]

Evening Quickies: Ryan Gosling Isn’t Ready To Shack Up With Eva Mendes, Plus How “House” Should Have Ended

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Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes gallivant around the City of Lights. Read More »
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Why does Ryan Gosling take all his dates to Disneyland? Read More »
Ryan To The Rescue!
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The Gos actually saved a woman from getting hit by a taxi. Read More »
  • Ryan Gosling isn’t ready to move in yet with GF Eva Mendes. There’s hope for you still, Amelia! [US Weekly]
  • Selena Gomez and 50 Shades Of Grey do not belong in the same sentence. [iVillage]
  • Oh shit, Usher’s custody battle with Tameka Foster is getting real: Usher claims that his ex-wife spit on his current girlfriend. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Bobbi Kristina Brown was busted for underage gambling in Las Vegas last weekend. She’s 19 and the legal age in Nevada is 21. Oopsies. [PopCrush] Keep reading »

Feminist Ryan Gosling, The Book

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Book deals that result from blogs usually suck, right? But the exception to that rule will have to be Feminist Ryan Gosling: Feminist Theory From Your Favorite Sensitive Movie Dude. We all know and love Tumblr blogger Danielle Henderson’s lusty pics of Ryan with commentary like “Hey girl, don’t be sad about advertising pushing an unrealistic body ideal on you.” But now we can know and love Feminist Ryan Gosling on our coffee table. The (unauthorized) book comes out this August, but you can pre-order on Amazon now. Hmm, now I know what a certain certifiable Gosling lunatic is getting for Christmas. [Um, I'm not waiting until December. -- Editor] [$7.31, Amazon.com]

Ryan Gosling Gets Emma Stone (Yet Again) In “The Gangster Squad” Trailer

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Amelia might be laying on a beach in Tulum, Mexico, this week, but her deep abiding love obsession with Ryan Gosling is still with us. In her honor, here’s The Gos’ new trailer for “The Gangster Squad,” a cops-and-robbers movie about gangsters in 1940′s L.A., co-starring luckiest-bitch-in-the-world Emma Stone. Yup, she gets to make out with Ryan again. Oh, hey, and Josh Brolin and Anthony Mackie is in this film as well and they’re pretty easy on the eyes, too. Enjoy! [YouTube]

Channing Tatum In “Magic Mike” Is The Single Greatest Threat To My Love For Ryan Gosling

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Amelia's addiction to Ryan Gosling must be stopped. Read More »
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The movie seems to be about as shirtless as you'd expect. Read More »
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This Summer's Hottest Film?

You guys, I need to talk about something. Something I’ve been keeping inside for far too long. I hope you won’t judge me, that you’ll hear me out and offer your support.

I think maybe, just maybe, Channing Tatum has a shot at becoming my Number One Dream Celebrity Boyfriend. That’s right. Ryan Gosling, you’re in trouble.  Keep reading »

Equal Pay Day Ryan Gosling Thinks You Should Ask For That Raise

Ryan To The Rescue!
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The Gos is back in NYC and he's already saved a life. Read More »
Ryan's Street Fight
Ryan Gosling is caught on film breaking up a fight. Read More »
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Amelia's addiction to Ryan Gosling must be stopped. Read More »
Equal Pay Day Ryan Gosling photo

Ryan Gosling memes never get old — especially not on Equal Pay Day, a date symbolizing the extra days a woman will have to work in 2012 in order to earn, on average, the same amount as a male counterpart did in 2011. You know, that “equal pay for equal work” stuff that feminists are always blabbing about. You can learn all about the pay gap between men and women right here … but I’m warning you, it won’t be as easy on the eyes as The Gos. [The Daily MusePay-Equity.org]

A Few Thoughts On Ryan Gosling

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Amelia takes her first bubble bath without RG. Watch »
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I don’t understand why people are laughing so hard at this “comedy” video. I actually believe Ryan Gosling is the secret to world peace and could break the space/time continuum if he did one full-frontal nude scene. Someday, the rest of you will realize it… [ComeDiva.com]

Video: Ellen Ties To Fix Emma Stone’s Phobia

Also, Emma is put on the spot when asked who is the better kisser – Ryan Gosling or Andrew Garfield? The entire episode airs today! See the clip here!

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