VITAL STATS:
Born: November 12, 1980, Ontario, Canada
Sun Sign: Scorpio
Ascendant: Unknown
Moon: Capricorn
Mercury: Scorpio
Venus: Libra
Mars: Sagittarius

This week has been a great one for my fantasy boyfriends Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Ryan Gosling and thus it’s been a great week for me too. Let’s get to the big news:

• Joseph Gordon-Levitt will be hosting “Saturday Night Live” for the first time on Nov. 21. By the looks of this video he posted on his blog, he is super duper amped about it. Me too, JGL, me too!
• Ryan Gosling has just been cast in the movie, “The Wettest Country in the World,” which is just soooo appropriately named given the state of my you-know-what whenever I see his handsome face.

The only that would make both of these pieces of news even better is if Ryan got tapped to host “SNL” the week after JGL and JGL was cast in “The Wettest Country in the World” (replacing that douche, Shia LaBeouf, Ryan’s current co-star). Make it happen, universe!

Last night I came face to face with my number-one celebrity crush, Ryan Gosling. His band, Dead Man’s Bones (which is actually awesome and not like other “actor bands” that suck), performed in New York and I went and acted like a fool. Seriously, I will never mock women acting like idiots at concerts again, because last night I was one of them. In fact, I believe I moaned out loud at one point. I took a bunch of crappy photos with my iPhone, including this one, which was shot just before Ryan and I went into the bathroom and made a baby together. Just kidding. I wish. More crappy photos after the jump and ZOMG IT WAS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE!!! (P.S. This post goes out to Simcha, who was supposed to go too, but she’s been stuck in bed with a case of meningitis. We miss you sister!)

Hey guys, guess what I am doing on October 15? Oh, I dunno, seeing Ryan Gosling’s band Dead Man’s Bones perform in New York City. No biggie. It’s not like I’ve started planning various outfits that might seduce The Gos. [I have.]

Actually, the coolest part about the Dead Man’s Bones tour is that Gosling and band mate Zach Shields are auditioning local choirs in each of the 12 spots they’re hitting to perform with them. Their debut album features vocals from the Silverlake Conservatory Children’s Choir, but they can’t bring the tykes on tour with them, so they’re giving the opportunity to new kids in each town they visit.

Um, does anyone have a singing child I can borrow to pass off as my own? Email me. [Scanner]

Everyone’s favorite sappy chick flick, “The Notebook,” is being turned into a musical. This troubles me. For starters, I am a fan of the movie, not the book by Nicholas Sparks, and am only a fan of the movie because Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams made the characters’ romance so believable (because, duh, they fell in love while making it). If, say, Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves had been playing Allie and Noah, I would have hated it—just like I hated that horrid movie “The Lake House”—because it would have just been another cheeseball romance with two doofuses tonguing each other in the rain. A musical version—without The Gos and McAdams—could be 10 times as bad because how do you choreograph a tap dance routine about Alzheimer’s? However, we know Gosling can sing and McAdams just looks like a gal who’s done some musical theater, so I would be first in line if these two signed up. But my dreams never come true. [NY Daily News]

Yesterday we told you about The Gap’s new intern, Kanye West, who joins a long line of celebrities (temporarily) giving up their high-paying day jobs in order to learn something new from the ground up. All of this got me thinking about which celebs we’d like to have intern at The Frisky and what tasks we would give them. After the jump, some of our writers and editors dish on who they’d like to fetch coffee and, uh, other stuff.

If I can’t be the Gosling’s GF, Michelle Williams can. Sadly, the two are only filming a scene from their new movie, “Blue Valentine.” [Queens, NY, 5/20/09]

My dream boyfriend is filming a movie in lower Manhattan, otherwise known as my old neighborhood. Why, God, why?! [New York City, 5/01/09]

UPDATE: According to Curbed, The Gos is actually doing research for a role in “Blue Valentine,” in which he plays a mover. So he’s working with a moving company all day. Best of all, he’s in the East Village, which may or may not be my neighborhood and—[Sorry guys—Amelia ducked out on this post before she could finish, probably because she’s off asking Ryan to marry her.—The Frisky Staff]

It’s Sunday, it’s beautiful out, and I just can’t resist.

Seriously, are there any men in Hollywood who are resistant to Natalie Portman’s beauty, charm, brains, and talent? Not likely. Just weeks after we reported that Ryan Gosling was dating the actress, she was spotted canoodling with our beloved Robert Pattinson at an Oscar party. He’s just another notch on her hottest dudes ever bedpost. In the past, Natalie has been linked to Jude Law, Jake Gyllenhaal, Nathan Bogle, Lukas Haas, Hayden Christensen, and long term boyfriend Gael Garcia Bernal. Of course, she does downgrade on occasion—past paramours NOT pictured include Moby (ick) and Devendra Banhart (double ick). [Photos: Splash News]

According to LaineyGossip.com, Ryan Gosling and Natalie Portman have been hanging out and “flirty texting,” ever since meeting a few weeks ago at Ryan’s regular DJ gig in Los Angeles. If this is true, Gosling has totally scored a post-split point on Rachel McAdams, as Natalie Portman is a much, much better rebound fling than Josh Lucas. I’m still holding out hope for a Ryan and Rachel Reunion (before or after an Amelia and Ryan Quickie), but I have to say, Ryan and Natalie make a lovely bit o’ sense together. She’s intelligent, talented, and not a fame-baller. I am happy to co-sign this pairing, at least temporarily. [Lainey Gossip]

We’ve posted about amazing Tumblr blogs that we love before, but I have a new favorite that’s obviously a little particular to my tastes. F*ck Yeah! Ryan Gosling posts random photos of my hunk of burning love with hilarious smooth come-ons like, “Hey girl, I heard you like beards so I grew one last night,” “Hey girl, I heard you like songs so I wrote you one,” and “Hey girl, when I tackle some body I think I’m giving you the biggest hug ever.” The genius behind the blog THAT I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF, also posts for F*ck Yeah! Anne Hathaway, which is funny, but not nearly as sexy.

We’ve already read about the real resolutions celebrities have made for 2009, but we can think of more than a few who need some suggestions. After the jump, New Year’s resolutions 12 celebrities SHOULD be making.

ZOMG best Christmas present EVER, besides the man himself, wrapped up in a box with a ribbon around his ween. Ryan Gosling, singing with his band, Dead Man’s Bones, in their music video for “In The Room Where You Sleep.”