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I Want To Go To There: There’s A Restaurant In San Diego With A Ryan Gosling Wallpapered Bathroom

Leave it to my hometown to have a restaurant with my boo’s face wallpapering the walls of its women’s bathroom! Bang Bang, an Asian Fusion restaurant located in downtown San Diego, not far from where I grew up, has lined the walls of their women’s loo with Ryan Gosling wallpaper — not, like, pics of the actor ripped out of magazines and taped to the wall, but WALLPAPER of my dream lover’s gorgeous mug. Is this wallpaper for purchase somewhere? I think it would look fantastic in the walk-in-closet/shrine I plan to have in my next apartment. In the meantime, next time I’m in San Diego, I know where I’m going to take a piss. [House Beautiful]

Of Course Jane Fonda Likes To Sit On Ryan Gosling’s Face

Of Course Jane Fonda Likes To Sit On Ryan Gosling's Face

Wouldn’t you? (And you can — for only $319!) [Photos: Splash News]

Ryan Gosling Wax Figure Unveiled (And Yeah, Would Hit It)

Ryan Gosling Wax Figure

Real Ryan Gosling is procreating with girlfriend Eva Mendes, but wax Ryan Gosling is single and ready to mingle. [Photos: Getty Images]

Girl Gets Her Wisdom Teeth Removed, Promptly Expresses Desire For Ryan Gosling’s “White Dick”

Girl Gets Her Wisdom Teeth Removed, Promptly Expresses Desire For Ryan Gosling's "White Dick"
Me Every Day, Basically

Hmm, filming someone as they’re waking up from anesthesia after getting their wisdom teeth removed — mean or hilarious? I think it depends entirely on what they say while they’re under the influence and have big wads of cotton stuffed in their cheeks. For example, this woman is hilarious. All she wants is to have sex with Ryan Gosling. Can’t the girl get a little white dick? And if not, looking like a Kardashian will do. This is pretty much my daily inner monologue, minus the “white” dick part. I like dicks of all colors. [Gawker]

Girl Talk: I Care Too Much About Whether My Celeb Crush Is Single

Girl Talk: I Care Too Much About Whether My Celeb Crush Is Single

It started when I was 11 years old. I was flipping through the very first Seventeen magazine my mom ever let me have (June 1996 — Liv Tyler was on the cover, if you must know) and I saw one of those  “hot guy” features. You know those “hot guy” features: A collage of very different, but still traditionally attractive actors and musicians. Conventional wisdom says there has to be at least one that strikes your fancy if you are a girl with heterosexual inclinations. (Otherwise, you can spend more time on the Liv Tyler profile.)

Anyway, I remember flipping through it and not being particularly struck by Johnny Depp or Edward Furlong or Jakob Dylan. I mean, I got that they were cute. I understood that women wanted to date them. They just didn’t speak to tween me.

Then, I turned the page and spotted a young Brad Renfro. He had greasy, tawny hair parted down the middle and he had such a direct gaze, that I truly thought he was staring me down. I immediately felt my first ever rush of sexual desire and developed my first all-consuming celebrity crush. Keep reading »

Ellen DeGeneres Sorta Kinda Confirms Ryan Gosling/Eva Mendes Pregnancy

Eva Pregnant?!
Is Eva Mendes Pregnant With Ryan Gosling's Baby?
Is Eva Mendes pregnant with Ryan Gosling's baby? Read More »
Pregnancy Confirmed?
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Somewhat reputable US Weekly has confirmed the Gosling/Mendes baby. Read More »
Ryan Gosling's Lookalike
Ryan Gosling lookalike fools fans in Detroit.
Bitch please, Amelia would not be fooled by this clown. Read More »
  • Ellen DeGeneres tweeted her congrats to maybe-expectant parents Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes on Wednesday night, saying, “That’s going to be the most beautiful, bilingual, part-superhero, well-dressed romantic baby ever.” The talk show host has a friendly relationship with both the actors, leading many to believe her tweets (in addition to US Weekly‘s report!) is a solid preggo confirmation. [Daily Mail UK]
  • The UK’s Daily Mail is standing by its freelance reporter who wrote that George Clooney’s future mother-in-law is disappointed her daughter isn’t marrying someone from the family’s Lebanese religious sect. Clooney blasted the report in a statement to USA Today, calling the story completely fabricated. The Mail apologized to Clooney, his fiancee and her mother and promised a “full investigation.” It has also removed the article from their web site. [Daily Mail UK]
  • “Orange Is The New Black,” “True Detective,” “Modern Family” and “American Horror Story: Coven” are the big nominees in this year’s 2014 Emmy nominations! [Celebuzz] Keep reading »
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