This morning, Rumer Willis stopped by the fourth hour of “Today” — otherwise known as the hour that Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee get drunk and talk to “stars” that aren’t famous enough to be on the show during the first three hours when more than just bloggers and unemployed people watch. Anyway, it seems someone gave Rumer a job — a role in a horror movie called “Sorority Row” (at first I thought it was called “Sorority, No,” which would have been a more appropriate title) and she was on the show this morning to promote it (sporting a pretty weave, I might add). From the looks of the trailer, I’m guessing the flick is going to go straight to DVD, and I can’t imagine anyone was shocked when Rumor admitted she’s never had any formal acting training. Still, Kathie Lee seems sure this is all the beginning of a “terrific career.” And if things don’t take off with the acting, the self-described “Betty Crocker” can always go into the pie-baking business. So, is anyone going to watch her movie?

Mom, I’ve been thinking. We should spend more time together. More time and dollar bills, that is! Well, that’s how Rumer Willis and Demi Moore like to do it. The mother/daughter duo were spotted at a male strip club in Las Vegas, celebrating Rumer’s 21st birthday.  Yikes! It was just yesterday, mommy Demi was cooing at her little baby on the Golden Globes stage. Clearly, she hasn’t stopped embarrassing her and this definitely raises the bar on awkward family moments. Sheesh, and we though mother/daughter pole dancing with Susan Sarandon was weird. [Orlando Sentinel]

The Governor of Alaska and Republican VP hopeful, Sarah Palin, has more drama in her life than the new 90210.  So before Lifetime makes her biopic, we decided to cast this lady’s dramatic life story in the hopes that someday they’ll finally script her personal plight that we’ve all come to know TMI about.  So who would star in this juicy little made-for-TV movie?  Here’s how we at The Frisky would do it!  Now we just have to wait for it to be produced and run in perpetuity next to infomercials for face creams and slicer/dicers…..

Sarah Palin: NRA-supporter Sarah Michelle Gellar is a sharp shooter who grew up around guns….although that’s sorta scary when you realize she was raised in New York City.  Needless to say, Gellar’s gotta be a tough broad who is made for TV and now TV movies. Even though SMG is 13 years Palin’s junior, you know they always cast adult women way younger—that’s the Hollywood magic.  Plus, Buffy’s gone brunette and if you’d slip a pair of wire frame glasses on her, they’d look like sisters.

Studly swimmer Michael Phelps is on everyone’s lips, yet shockingly still single.  Although he shares a close relationship with his mama, the athlete has put off his personal life to become a well-trained machine. As the Olympics come to a close, Michael has broken records, but no one’s heart. So, now that he’ll have some free time, here’s who The Frisky thinks he should test the waters with:

America Ferrera: The sweetheart star of Ugly Betty, Phelps could easily just say he won all those gold medals for this America! Smart and successful, with a bright smile to match his—Ferrera could give this swimmer something to hold onto.