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10 Totally Bangable Hot Royal Dudes

Julie GersteinFebruary 28, 2012 //
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Yeah, yeah, Prince “Hot Ginge” Harry is cute, but he’s not the only royal hottie out there. In fact, we’ve uncovered a whole slew of really attractive, eligible princes and royal family members from around Europe. Click through to check ‘em out, and feel free to commence with your own princess fantasies, stat.

Prince Harry Is Dating Jessica Donaldson, A Tattooed, Tequila-Drinking Waitress

Jessica WakemanOctober 24, 2011 //
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That didn’t take long: an American girl has already sunk her claws into my future husband, the bitch. Prince Harry, who is doing helicopter training in California, has been spotted three times with a 26-year-old waitress named Jessica Donaldson. They met two weeks ago at the Andaz Hotel in San Diego, where Jessica works, and were seen eating lunch together the next day. Last weekend the pair were seen partying at a bar in Solana Beach, kissing and drinking tequila. Jessica is a brunette and I am also  named Jessica and am a brunette. But she has “a large floral tattoo down one side,” according to the New York Post, while I do not. And this, I believe, is what is keeping Prince Harry and I apart. Le sigh. [New York Post] Keep reading »

Will Courtney Love Become A Lady?

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comDecember 16, 2010 //

It is true that we prefer Courtney Love just the way she is, as a naked photo-Tweeting, always-ranting lunatic. But soon that could be Lady Lunatic to you. Courtney’s new dude is Brit Henry Allsopp—in addition to giving him credit for “saving her,” she’s also given him power of attorney over her bank account. “He’s a really good person,” she says. “Frances would love him.” Now here is where things get interesting. Allsopp is on track for the title of Lord—he is the godson of Camilla Parker Bowles. Here’s hoping that when Allsopp gets the title, he makes Courtney his Lady, because that would be kind of amazing. [NY Post]
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Maybe No Fairytale Wedding For Prince William And Kate Middleton?

Jessica WakemanJune 9, 2010 //

Two months ago, Princess Diana biographer and The Daily Beast editor-in-chief Tina Brown predicted Prince William and his longtime girlfriend, Kate Middleton, would announce their engagement last weekend. June 3rd and 4th came and went without a peep from across the pond. What gives?

Prince William is apparently pissed off because of at least one paparazzi pic of his girlfriend playing tennis on a family vacation, which was leaked to a German magazine. According to Brown’s sources, he suspects someone she knows is tipping the paps off, and he wishes Kate were more upset about it. Keep reading »

An Outfit Unfit For A Queen

Annika HarrisMay 14, 2010 //

Queen Elizabeth II looks more like an average 84-year-old than the head of a royal family at the Royal Windsor Horse Show. Where are the jewels, the pizazz? Even that soldier in the background is serving it better than she is. [Windsor, England, 5/14/10] Keep reading »

So This Is What A Princess Looks Like

Annika HarrisMarch 5, 2010 //

Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn of Thailand attends the Balmain fashion show. [Paris, 3/5/10]
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Prince William And Kate Middleton (Maybe) Set A Wedding Date

Jessica WakemanSeptember 21, 2009 //

A friend with a big mouth just spilled some major royal beans! Prince William is allegedly going to marry his longtime love, Kate Middleton, in June 2012, right after his 30th birthday. The couple’s friend, Jules Knight of the band, Blake, told British magazine The People that William would like to focus on his military duties as a RAF pilot for the next three years and Kate supports that plan. “She’s mentioned Blake might be able to perform at the wedding, which would be brilliant for us,” Knight told People. Hmm, maybe not after you told a gossip mag their secret wedding plans, dude.

Oh, well, the Heir is as good as married, but the Spare‘s still a free agent. Which scion of the British aristocracy would you rather bone? [People.co.uk] Keep reading »

Were The Gifts Obama Gave The Pope Better Than The Gifts He Gave The Queen?

Jessica WakemanJuly 10, 2009 //

The Obamas are in Europe this week for the G-8 summit, and while in Italy, the president met Pope Benedict for the first time. As is custom for visiting world leaders, the Pope and the American prez exchanged presents.

This reminds us of the time that Obama brought presents when he and the First Lady met the Queen of England. That got us wondering: were the gifts Obama gave the head of the Catholic Church better than the gifts he gave the head of the British monarchy?

Let’s find out! Keep reading »

Prince William And Prince Harry (Or “Baldy and Ginger”) Are Roomies!

adminJune 23, 2009 //

Prince William and Prince Harry, or as the U.K. Daily Express calls them, “Baldy and Ginger,” are doing flight training together in Shropshire, which sounds suspiciously like “Hobbit” territory to me. William is training to become a search and rescue pilot, while Harry will fly attack helicopters and recently spent ten weeks serving in Afghanistan. The two are now roommates for what Harry calls, “the first and last time we will be living together.” [Hello Magazine]

Of course, being hot young princeys, they’re always up to no good and enjoy many topless pillow fights. No, but seriously, how cute is it that they have to live together and take care of each other and give each other sponge baths? Okay, so I’m being wildly inappropriate, but here are their latest royal ramblings on the subject. Keep reading »

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