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Get Away From My Ginger, You Princess Bitch!

Not content with just the “heir” in her claws, greedy guts Kate Middleton is now going after the “spare,” too. Either that or someone at the commemorative mug printing company…

Jessica Wakeman | March 17, 2011 - 3:20 pm

Kate Middleton And Prince William Get Baked

Some things are just not necessary. An almost-lifesize cake replica of Prince William and Kate Middleton’s faces, made from 20 lbs. of marzipan and 10 lbs. of icing, for example.

Jessica Wakeman | March 16, 2011 - 4:40 pm

The Commemorative Kate Middleton

Now you can commemorate the magical moment when Kate Middleton got engaged to Prince Williams with this 16-inch replica by Franklin Mint. For $195 you can put the princess-to-be on…

Ami Angelowicz | March 9, 2011 - 7:20 pm

Kate Middleton Gets “Little Miss Princess” Children’s Book

Kate Middleton can add Mr. Men children’s books to list of items immortalizing her fancy nuptials. Little Miss Princess meets and falls in love with a prince, Mr. Bump, and…

Jessica Wakeman | March 4, 2011 - 12:40 pm

Quickies: Black Market Invites To The Royal Wedding & Lady Gaga Loses Her Virginity

A British reporter was offered a black market wedding invitation to Prince William and Kate Middleton’s nuptials for $3,200, supposedly via the printer who made them. How much would you

Jessica Wakeman | March 1, 2011 - 8:00 pm

Brewery Makes “Kiss Me Kate (Middleton)” Beer

Kate Middleton and I have something big in common. We are both marrying princes named Kate. And now that a brewery in Nottingham has dreamed up this royal wedding themed…

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com | February 18, 2011 - 1:20 pm

The Royal Wedding Barf Bag

Keep this royal wedding barf bag handy on April 29th, 2011, every time you’re reminded 1) how much this is costing the British taxpayers, and 2) you’re not the one…

Jessica Wakeman | February 15, 2011 - 3:40 pm

With Royal Wedding Condoms, British Taxpayers Won’t Be The Only Ones Getting Screwed!

Royal wedding memorabilia has reached a new level of tastelessness: Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction is selling Prince William and Kate Middleton-themed condoms! Instructing randy Brits to “lie back and…

Jessica Wakeman | February 2, 2011 - 1:20 pm

Prince William And Kate Middleton Get A Lifetime Movie, We Suggest Plot Points

Prince William and Kate Middleton are getting the Lifetime movie treatment. Yup, sometime in April before their April 29th wedding, Lifetime will air a movie about their courtship. According to…

Jessica Wakeman | January 27, 2011 - 6:00 pm

Prince William And Kate Middleton’s Wedding: Did You Get Your Save-The-Date Fax?

Planning a royal wedding is no joke—Kate Middleton has resigned from her post at her parent’s party supply company to attend to all the assorted details of her April 29th…

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com | January 26, 2011 - 11:20 am

No Servants For Prince William And Kate Middleton For 3 Years

Prince Charles is rumored to have a servant who squirts his toothpaste on his toothbrush. But Prince William and Kate Middleton will forgo such extravagances — for three years at…

Jessica Wakeman | December 29, 2010 - 8:30 pm
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