Posts tagged "royal wedding"

Get Away From My Ginger, You Princess Bitch!

Not content with just the “heir” in her claws, greedy guts Kate Middleton is now going after the “spare,” too. Either that or someone at the commemorative mug printing company can’t tell snoozefest Prince William from ginger hotstuff Prince Harry and is getting canned. [Daily Caller]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 17, 2011

Kate Middleton And Prince William Get Baked

Some things are just not necessary. An almost-lifesize cake replica of Prince William and Kate Middleton’s faces, made from 20 lbs. of marzipan and 10 lbs. of icing, for example. Important question, though: whose face do you cut up first? [The Gloss via The Windsor Knot]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 16, 2011

The Commemorative Kate Middleton

Now you can commemorate the magical moment when Kate Middleton got engaged to Prince Williams with this 16-inch replica by Franklin Mint. For $195 you can put the princess-to-be on your shelf or mount her on your wall or talk to her when you’re lonely. Oh, and the engagement ring — which comes free with…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 9, 2011

Kate Middleton Gets “Little Miss Princess” Children’s Book

Kate Middleton can add Mr. Men children’s books to list of items immortalizing her fancy nuptials. Little Miss Princess meets and falls in love with a prince, Mr. Bump, and soon she’s living a castle with a butler who puts toothpaste on her toothbrush for her. Little Miss Princess, which goes on sale in the…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 4, 2011

Quickies: Black Market Invites To The Royal Wedding & Lady Gaga Loses Her Virginity

A British reporter was offered a black market wedding invitation to Prince William and Kate Middleton’s nuptials for $3,200, supposedly via the printer who made them. How much would you be willing to pay for a black market or scalped invite? [Gawker]
More information than you require: Lady Gaga lost her virginity at age 17,…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 1, 2011

Brewery Makes “Kiss Me Kate (Middleton)” Beer

Kate Middleton and I have something big in common. We are both marrying princes named Kate. And now that a brewery in Nottingham has dreamed up this royal wedding themed beer, I am feeling closer to Kate then ever before. Apparently she has been tortured by the existence of Cole Porter’s musical “Kiss Me Kate,”…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / February 18, 2011

The Royal Wedding Barf Bag

Keep this royal wedding barf bag handy on April 29th, 2011, every time you’re reminded 1) how much this is costing the British taxpayers, and 2) you’re not the one about to become a princess. It should have been me, Prince William. It should have been me! [Creative Review UK]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / February 15, 2011

With Royal Wedding Condoms, British Taxpayers Won’t Be The Only Ones Getting Screwed!

Royal wedding memorabilia has reached a new level of tastelessness: Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction is selling Prince William and Kate Middleton-themed condoms! Instructing randy Brits to “lie back and think of England” because “like a royal wedding, intercourse with a loved one is an unforgettable occasion,” the condoms are sold in royal purple package…

By: Jessica Wakeman / February 2, 2011

Prince William And Kate Middleton Get A Lifetime Movie, We Suggest Plot Points

Prince William and Kate Middleton are getting the Lifetime movie treatment. Yup, sometime in April before their April 29th wedding, Lifetime will air a movie about their courtship. According to Entertainment Weekly, Nico Evers-Swindell of “Law & Order” and “NCIS: Los Angeles” will play Prince William, Ben Cross of “Chariots of Fire” will play Prince…

By: Jessica Wakeman / January 27, 2011

Prince William And Kate Middleton’s Wedding: Did You Get Your Save-The-Date Fax?

Planning a royal wedding is no joke—Kate Middleton has resigned from her post at her parent’s party supply company to attend to all the assorted details of her April 29th nuptials. Already, we’re a little worried that the event might be stuck in the ’80s—Kate is wearing Diana’s decade-of-decadence engagement ring, the couple’s engagement photo…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / January 26, 2011

No Servants For Prince William And Kate Middleton For 3 Years

Prince Charles is rumored to have a servant who squirts his toothpaste on his toothbrush. But Prince William and Kate Middleton will forgo such extravagances — for three years at least. The engaged couple will do their own laundry and cook their own meals for the remainder of the prince’s RAF military service, according to…

By: Jessica Wakeman / December 29, 2010

Get Your Commemorative Royal Wedding Plates Right Here

This funky “Thanks for the free day off: HRH Prince William & Kate Middleton’s 4 day bender” commemorative plate from KK Outlets is the perfect way to honor the ZOMG wedding of the century. What? Here in the U.S., the royal wedding won’t be a day off from work? Bollocks.

Let’s see a few…

By: Jessica Wakeman / December 15, 2010

Prince William And Kate Middleton’s Engagement Photo Gets Creepy

We thought Prince William and Kate Middleton’s official engagement photo was a little weird. And now that we’ve seen Prince Charles and Diana’s engagement photo, it’s downright effing creepy. William and Kate are posed exactly as Charles and Diana were, from the placement of their hands on each other, to the women wearing the exact…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / December 14, 2010

Prince William And Kate Middleton’s Official Engagement Photo

Tada! Here is Prince William and Kate’s Middleton kinda sweet official engagement photo, shot by Mario Testino. Because we know you were sooooo over that pic of Kate in the blue dress. Also, her ring doesn’t look nearly as gaudy here. [People]…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / December 13, 2010

British Couples Are Pissy Prince William And Kate Middleton Marrying On “Their” Weekend

Britain apparently has a nation full of Emn Haddad-Friedmans. Who is Emn Haddad-Friedman, you ask? She was the bride who planned her wedding for July 31st in Rhineback, New York, the same weekend as Chelsea Clinton. Weddings are stressful enough without worrying the Clintons stole your caterers! After Prince William announced his engagement to longtime…

By: Jessica Wakeman / November 26, 2010

Designers Start Their Engines For Kate Middleton Wedding Gown Race

Designers are already clamoring to get the attention of Prince William’s fiancee, Kate Middleton, and why shouldn’t they? Get your dress into a royal wedding and you become an iconic designer, business booms, and you’re set for life (or at least a while). Monique Lhuillier, one of the biggest names in luxury wedding gowns, ha…

By: Leonora Epstein / November 23, 2010

Star Couplings: William & Kate Announce Their Wedding Date!

Kate Middleton and Prince William (notice how I put his name second?) have announced their wedding date — the big event will take place on April 29th at Westminster Abbey. [BBC]
Charlie Sheen is suing Capri Anderson, the woman he allegedly held prisoner at a hotel earlier this month, for extortion, saying she lied whe…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 23, 2010

Tesco Knocks Off Kate Middleton’s Engagement Dress For $25

Another day, another royal wedding knockoff: The European chain store Tesco (like an American Kmart) has quickly brought a cheapo replica of princess bride Kate Middleton’s engagement dress to the shelves. Kate’s royal blue dress from the designer Issa cost roughly $630, while the lighter blue, shorter-sleeved Tesco version is a mere $25. I don’t…

By: Jessica Wakeman / November 23, 2010

Bishop Broadbent Gives The Royal Engagement The Bird

Reverend Pete Broadbent, the Bishop of Willesden, is giving Prince William and Kate Middleton the smack down. After their engagement announcement last week, he took to Facebook to post some angry rants. Everyone really is on Facebook, huh? But I digress. His choice commentary after the jump.

By: Ami Angelowicz / November 22, 2010