Posts tagged "royal wedding"

Get Away From My Ginger, You Princess Bitch!

Not content with just the “heir” in her claws, greedy guts Kate Middleton is now going after the “spare,” too. Either that or someone at the commemorative mug printing company…

Jessica Wakeman | March 17, 2011 - 3:20 pm

Kate Middleton And Prince William Get Baked

Some things are just not necessary. An almost-lifesize cake replica of Prince William and Kate Middleton’s faces, made from 20 lbs. of marzipan and 10 lbs. of icing, for example.

Jessica Wakeman | March 16, 2011 - 4:40 pm

The Commemorative Kate Middleton

Now you can commemorate the magical moment when Kate Middleton got engaged to Prince Williams with this 16-inch replica by Franklin Mint. For $195 you can put the princess-to-be on…

Ami Angelowicz | March 9, 2011 - 7:20 pm

Kate Middleton Gets “Little Miss Princess” Children’s Book

Kate Middleton can add Mr. Men children’s books to list of items immortalizing her fancy nuptials. Little Miss Princess meets and falls in love with a prince, Mr. Bump, and…

Jessica Wakeman | March 4, 2011 - 12:40 pm

Quickies: Black Market Invites To The Royal Wedding & Lady Gaga Loses Her Virginity

A British reporter was offered a black market wedding invitation to Prince William and Kate Middleton’s nuptials for $3,200, supposedly via the printer who made them. How much would you

Jessica Wakeman | March 1, 2011 - 8:00 pm

Brewery Makes “Kiss Me Kate (Middleton)” Beer

Kate Middleton and I have something big in common. We are both marrying princes named Kate. And now that a brewery in Nottingham has dreamed up this royal wedding themed…

Kate Torgovnick/ | February 18, 2011 - 1:20 pm

The Royal Wedding Barf Bag

Keep this royal wedding barf bag handy on April 29th, 2011, every time you’re reminded 1) how much this is costing the British taxpayers, and 2) you’re not the one…

Jessica Wakeman | February 15, 2011 - 3:40 pm

With Royal Wedding Condoms, British Taxpayers Won’t Be The Only Ones Getting Screwed!

Royal wedding memorabilia has reached a new level of tastelessness: Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction is selling Prince William and Kate Middleton-themed condoms! Instructing randy Brits to “lie back and…

Jessica Wakeman | February 2, 2011 - 1:20 pm

Prince William And Kate Middleton Get A Lifetime Movie, We Suggest Plot Points

Prince William and Kate Middleton are getting the Lifetime movie treatment. Yup, sometime in April before their April 29th wedding, Lifetime will air a movie about their courtship. According to…

Jessica Wakeman | January 27, 2011 - 6:00 pm

Prince William And Kate Middleton’s Wedding: Did You Get Your Save-The-Date Fax?

Planning a royal wedding is no joke—Kate Middleton has resigned from her post at her parent’s party supply company to attend to all the assorted details of her April 29th…

Kate Torgovnick/ | January 26, 2011 - 11:20 am

No Servants For Prince William And Kate Middleton For 3 Years

Prince Charles is rumored to have a servant who squirts his toothpaste on his toothbrush. But Prince William and Kate Middleton will forgo such extravagances — for three years at…

Jessica Wakeman | December 29, 2010 - 8:30 pm

Get Your Commemorative Royal Wedding Plates Right Here

This funky “Thanks for the free day off: HRH Prince William & Kate Middleton’s 4 day bender” commemorative plate from KK Outlets is the perfect way to honor the ZOMG…

Jessica Wakeman | December 15, 2010 - 6:15 pm

Prince William And Kate Middleton’s Engagement Photo Gets Creepy

We thought Prince William and Kate Middleton’s official engagement photo was a little weird. And now that we’ve seen Prince Charles and Diana’s engagement photo, it’s downright effing creepy. William…

Kate Torgovnick/ | December 14, 2010 - 8:15 pm

Prince William And Kate Middleton’s Official Engagement Photo

Tada! Here is Prince William and Kate’s Middleton kinda sweet official engagement photo, shot by Mario Testino. Because we know you were sooooo over that pic of Kate in the…

Kate Torgovnick/ | December 13, 2010 - 12:15 pm

British Couples Are Pissy Prince William And Kate Middleton Marrying On “Their” Weekend

Britain apparently has a nation full of Emn Haddad-Friedmans. Who is Emn Haddad-Friedman, you ask? She was the bride who planned her wedding for July 31st in Rhineback, New York,…

Jessica Wakeman | November 26, 2010 - 12:00 pm

Designers Start Their Engines For Kate Middleton Wedding Gown Race

Designers are already clamoring to get the attention of Prince William’s fiancee, Kate Middleton, and why shouldn’t they? Get your dress into a royal wedding and you become an iconic…

Leonora Epstein | November 23, 2010 - 6:40 pm

Star Couplings: William & Kate Announce Their Wedding Date!

Kate Middleton and Prince William (notice how I put his name second?) have announced their wedding date — the big event will take place on April 29th at Westminster Abbey.

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 23, 2010 - 2:30 pm

Tesco Knocks Off Kate Middleton’s Engagement Dress For $25

Another day, another royal wedding knockoff: The European chain store Tesco (like an American Kmart) has quickly brought a cheapo replica of princess bride Kate Middleton’s engagement dress to the…

Jessica Wakeman | November 23, 2010 - 2:10 pm

Bishop Broadbent Gives The Royal Engagement The Bird

Reverend Pete Broadbent, the Bishop of Willesden, is giving Prince William and Kate Middleton the smack down. After their engagement announcement last week, he took to Facebook to post some…

Ami Angelowicz | November 22, 2010 - 6:10 pm