The Duchess of Cornwall used an all-female security team that looks so badass
These women are so fierce.
The Royal Family’s Christmas Card Is As Stupid Adorable As You’d Expect
George’s favorite firetruck even made the family portrait!
Queen Elizabeth II Is Now Britain’s Longest-Serving Monarch
Queen Elizabeth II has become the longest-reigning British monarch in history today, surpassing the long reign of her great-great-grandmother, Victoria, at 5:30 this afternoon (London time, obviously). At 89 years…
I Admit It, I’m Defenseless Against Prince George’s Adorable Antics
Not even the most baby-ambivalent among us are immune to precious little Prince George, who I’ve decided came out of the womb already wearing a miniature sweater vest and whose rosy cheeks could stop wars.…
The Queen’s Security Worries Over Palace Staff Having Sleepovers With Unvetted Tinder Randoms
An increasing number of staff members at Buckingham Palace, where the UK’s royal family hangs out, have been bringing people they meet on Grindr and Tinder back to their living…
30 Reasons To Love Prince Harry On His 30th Birthday
The life of Prince Harry has many a twist and turn. The dubious parentage! The mother’s tragic early death! The Nazi costume! The endless parade of high society blonde girlfriends!
The Royal Baby Might Convince Scotland To Stay In The United Kingdom
In 10 days, Scotland will vote on whether to stay part of the British union or take on independence, and a theory is floating around that William and Kate’s…
Prince William & Kate Are Expecting Royal Baby #2!
My personal feelings on the news that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are expecting their second child, announced this morning, are best summed up as follows: Brangelina Baby #7…
We Live In A World With A Prince George Baby Lookalike
Whoopsies: Pippa Middleton Has Pissed Off The Queen
The Queen is allegedly “furious” that Pippa Middleton did an interview with the “TODAY” show — although William and Kate signed off on it. Kate’s sister apparently should have…
6 Photos Of Prince Harry Summarizing How I Feel About Fox’s Cancellation Of “I Wanna Marry Harry”
A TV program in terrible taste, on which a young man who looks nothing like Prince Harry posed as the eligible royal, has been unjustly and unfairly canceled by Fox.