Posts tagged "royal family"

I Admit It, I’m Defenseless Against Prince George’s Adorable Antics

Not even the most baby-ambivalent among us are immune to precious little Prince George, who I’ve decided came out of the womb already wearing a miniature sweater vest and whose rosy cheeks could stop wars.

Claire Hannum / April 14, 2015

The Queen’s Security Worries Over Palace Staff Having Sleepovers With Unvetted Tinder Randoms

An increasing number of staff members at Buckingham Palace, where the UK’s royal family hangs out, have been bringing people they meet on Grindr and Tinder back to their living quarters. The internet is now theorizing that this is raising the Queen’s blood pressure and that police at the palace are worried about how many…

Claire Hannum / October 7, 2014

30 Reasons To Love Prince Harry On His 30th Birthday

The life of Prince Harry has many a twist and turn. The dubious parentage! The mother’s tragic early death! The Nazi costume! The endless parade of high society blonde girlfriends! The butt-naked Vegas photos! It would be easy to write Harry off as a spoiled, rich idiot — and, well, that would probably be fair.

Jessica Wakeman / September 15, 2014

The Royal Baby Might Convince Scotland To Stay In The United Kingdom

In 10 days, Scotland will vote on whether to stay part of the British union or take on independence, and a theory is floating around that William and Kate’s soon-to-be royal baby could change the vote. Lots of Scots are feeling warm fuzzies over Kate’s pregnancy, and lest we forget, the couple met i…

Claire Hannum / September 8, 2014

Prince William & Kate Are Expecting Royal Baby #2!

My personal feelings on the news that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are expecting their second child, announced this morning, are best summed up as follows: Brangelina Baby #7 > Royal Baby #2 > Gosling Baby #1
In other words, I am less excited about a second royal baby as I would be about…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 8, 2014

We Live In A World With A Prince George Baby Lookalike

It’s not enough to live in a world with Kate Middleton and Prince William impersonators, or a prematurely-canceled television show devoted to a Prince Harry “doppelganger” trying to trick a bunch of dumb American women into believing he’s the real royal. Now we gotta drag the baby into it, too. Meet Freddie Minnis, an 11-month-old…

Jessica Wakeman / July 18, 2014

Whoopsies: Pippa Middleton Has Pissed Off The Queen

The Queen is allegedly “furious” that Pippa Middleton did an interview with the “TODAY” show — although William and Kate signed off on it. Kate’s sister apparently should have gotten Granny’s permission as well. “She needs to know her place,” huffed a source. [Independent IE]
David Arquette has proposed to his girlfriend, entertainment…

Jessica Wakeman / July 3, 2014

6 Photos Of Prince Harry Summarizing How I Feel About Fox’s Cancellation Of “I Wanna Marry Harry”

A TV program in terrible taste, on which a young man who looks nothing like Prince Harry posed as the eligible royal, has been unjustly and unfairly canceled by Fox. Yes, “I Wanna Marry Harry” is dunzo after only a few episodes. Entertainment Weekly reports that as of next week, “Harry” will only be available…

Jessica Wakeman / June 12, 2014

German Tabloid Publishes Upskirt Pictures Of Kate Middleton

A German tabloid published photos today it claims show Kate Middleton’s bare butt, as her dress is blown up by the wind from a helicopter. The pics were reportedly taken when she and Prince William were traveling last month in Australia. Personally, I thought the one pic that I saw looked hella Photoshopped. But…

Jessica Wakeman / May 27, 2014

Enjoy This Semi-Derpy Footage Of Will And Kate Spinning Beats

One of the many reasons I love the royal couple is that they’re always good sports about trying new things. You know, like things that commoners enjoy in real life. Case in point: their recent foray into DJing on a visit to Australia. Their awkward fumbling as they attempt to move the record back and…

Claire Hannum / April 24, 2014

Kate Middleton Heads To New Zealand, Meets The Locals


Kate Middleton — excuse me, the Duchess of Cambridge — kept her cool this weekend when she met an indigenous Maori during a traditional Maori Powhiri Ceremonial Welcome in Wellington, New Zealand. That’s a lot more man-butt than she’s used to seeing in Buckingham Palace, I can assure you. Prince William, Kate and their

Jessica Wakeman / April 7, 2014

Now This Is A Gorgeous Royal Family Photo

Kanye, Kim and North may have been photographed by Annie Liebowitz for the pages of Vogue, but I’d argue that this photo of Prince William, Duchess Kate Middleton, Prince George and dog Lupo is just as stunning, if not more so. They all just look so naturally glowing and happy. I’m not one to go gaga over the Royal…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 30, 2014

The Queen Orders Prince Harry To Shave His Sexy Beard

Prince Harry’s hot ginger beard is not long for this world. The Queen “expects [royal men] to be clean-shaven” and has “let her displeasure be known.” Harry is said to be shaving off his hunky facial scruff soon, because “he doesn’t like to upset” his grandma. Aw. [Dlisted]
Kelly Osbourne and hot vegan

Jessica Wakeman / January 9, 2014

Prince William Heads Back To School, Enrolls In Cambridge

I’ll be honest: this post was just an excuse to put up a gratuitous photo of Prince Harry and his hot ginger beard. It’s not even a post about Prince Harry. It’s about Prince William and how he’s headed back to school for — surprise — agricultural management.

Jessica Wakeman / December 30, 2013

Pippa Middleton Is Engaged To Some Rich Guy

Pippa Middleton is engaged! Her banker (of course) boyfriend Nico Jackson proposed earlier this month at a five-star resort in India. Sorry, Prince Harry. You blew that chance. [US Weekly]
Kim Kardashian says the accusation that she groomed baby North’s eyebrows is “sick.” [US Weekly]
The second season of “Teen Mom 2″…

Jessica Wakeman / December 18, 2013

Prince Harry Says George Is A Screaming Child, Prefers Antartica

Harry’s currently in Antarctica for his trek to the South Pole, and he’s given an interview about his thoughts on the upcoming journey and his family’s reaction to him on such a dangerous undertaking. He explained that Prince William was jealous of his trip, adding, “My brother, yeah, I think he’s just quite jealous that I managed to get…

Celeb Dirty Laundry / November 27, 2013

Kate Middleton Scrutinized For “Smiling” And “Twirling” Her Hair At Somber Veterans Day Event

Kate Middleton is apparently getting some shit for “smiling” and “twirling” her hair at a somber Veterans Day event. Listen, those waves don’t come natural, they need tending. [The Daily Beast]
GQ’s Men Of The Year cover stars are … Justin Timberlake, Kendrick Lamar, Will Ferrell, James Gandolfini and Matthew McConaughey. [GQ]…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 12, 2013

Taylor Swift Gets To Be In The Same Room As Will And Kate And I’m Jealous

You know she is freaking out about this: Taylor Swift is gearing up to perform at Kensington Palace this month for William and Kate! On November 26, she will serenade the royals and their attendees at the Winter Whites Gala, which will benefit Centrepoint, a charity that assists homeless young people. Taylor is “really stoked”…

Claire Hannum / November 10, 2013

5 Things We Can Deduce From Prince George’s Christening Pictures

That baby looks way more Windsor than Middleton.
Silly hats are still a thing.
Whose idea was it to dress an infant in a probably million-dollar antique lace christening gown that it’s just going to barf all over? C’mon, peole.
Does that flap on the front of Kate’s dress move? Because…

Jessica Wakeman / October 23, 2013
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