Posts tagged "royal family"

Queen Elizabeth II Is Now Britain’s Longest-Serving Monarch

Queen Elizabeth II has become the longest-reigning British monarch in history today, surpassing the long reign of her great-great-grandmother, Victoria, at 5:30 this afternoon (London time, obviously). At 89 years

Rebecca Vipond Brink | September 9, 2015 - 12:30 pm

I Admit It, I’m Defenseless Against Prince George’s Adorable Antics

Not even the most baby-ambivalent among us are immune to precious little Prince George, who I’ve decided came out of the womb already wearing a miniature sweater vest and whose rosy cheeks could stop wars.

Claire Hannum | April 14, 2015 - 1:05 pm

The Queen’s Security Worries Over Palace Staff Having Sleepovers With Unvetted Tinder Randoms

An increasing number of staff members at Buckingham Palace, where the UK’s royal family hangs out, have been bringing people they meet on Grindr and Tinder back to their living…

Claire Hannum | October 7, 2014 - 9:00 am

30 Reasons To Love Prince Harry On His 30th Birthday

The life of Prince Harry has many a twist and turn. The dubious parentage! The mother’s tragic early death! The Nazi costume! The endless parade of high society blonde girlfriends!

Jessica Wakeman | September 15, 2014 - 5:40 pm

The Royal Baby Might Convince Scotland To Stay In The United Kingdom

In 10 days, Scotland will vote on whether to stay part of the British union or take on independence, and a theory is floating around that William and Kate’s…

Claire Hannum | September 8, 2014 - 7:00 pm

Prince William & Kate Are Expecting Royal Baby #2!

My personal feelings on the news that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are expecting their second child, announced this morning, are best summed up as follows: Brangelina Baby #7

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 8, 2014 - 9:00 am

We Live In A World With A Prince George Baby Lookalike

It’s not enough to live in a world with Kate Middleton and Prince William impersonators, or a prematurely-canceled television show devoted to a Prince Harry “doppelganger” trying to trick a…

Jessica Wakeman | July 18, 2014 - 5:30 pm

Whoopsies: Pippa Middleton Has Pissed Off The Queen

The Queen is allegedly “furious” that Pippa Middleton did an interview with the “TODAY” show — although William and Kate signed off on it. Kate’s sister apparently should have…

Jessica Wakeman | July 3, 2014 - 10:30 am

6 Photos Of Prince Harry Summarizing How I Feel About Fox’s Cancellation Of “I Wanna Marry Harry”

A TV program in terrible taste, on which a young man who looks nothing like Prince Harry posed as the eligible royal, has been unjustly and unfairly canceled by Fox.

Jessica Wakeman | June 12, 2014 - 4:30 pm

German Tabloid Publishes Upskirt Pictures Of Kate Middleton

A German tabloid published photos today it claims show Kate Middleton’s bare butt, as her dress is blown up by the wind from a helicopter. The pics were reportedly…

Jessica Wakeman | May 27, 2014 - 6:30 pm

Enjoy This Semi-Derpy Footage Of Will And Kate Spinning Beats

One of the many reasons I love the royal couple is that they’re always good sports about trying new things. You know, like things that commoners enjoy in real life.

Claire Hannum | April 24, 2014 - 2:30 pm

Kate Middleton Heads To New Zealand, Meets The Locals

Kate Middleton — excuse me, the Duchess of Cambridge — kept her cool this weekend when she met an indigenous Maori during a traditional Maori Powhiri Ceremonial Welcome in…

Jessica Wakeman | April 7, 2014 - 11:30 am

Now This Is A Gorgeous Royal Family Photo

Kanye, Kim and North may have been photographed by Annie Liebowitz for the pages of Vogue, but I’d argue that this photo of Prince William, Duchess Kate Middleton, Prince George and dog…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | March 30, 2014 - 3:00 pm

The Queen Orders Prince Harry To Shave His Sexy Beard

Prince Harry’s hot ginger beard is not long for this world. The Queen “expects [royal men] to be clean-shaven” and has “let her displeasure be known.” Harry is said…

Jessica Wakeman | January 9, 2014 - 10:40 am

Prince William Heads Back To School, Enrolls In Cambridge

I’ll be honest: this post was just an excuse to put up a gratuitous photo of Prince Harry and his hot ginger beard. It’s not even a post about Prince…

Jessica Wakeman | December 30, 2013 - 5:00 pm

Pippa Middleton Is Engaged To Some Rich Guy

Pippa Middleton is engaged! Her banker (of course) boyfriend Nico Jackson proposed earlier this month at a five-star resort in India. Sorry, Prince Harry. You blew that chance. [US

Jessica Wakeman | December 18, 2013 - 10:40 am

Prince Harry Says George Is A Screaming Child, Prefers Antartica

Harry’s currently in Antarctica for his trek to the South Pole, and he’s given an interview about his thoughts on the upcoming journey and his family’s reaction to him on…

Celeb Dirty Laundry | November 27, 2013 - 11:15 am

Kate Middleton Scrutinized For “Smiling” And “Twirling” Her Hair At Somber Veterans Day Event

Kate Middleton is apparently getting some shit for “smiling” and “twirling” her hair at a somber Veterans Day event. Listen, those waves don’t come natural, they need tending. [The

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 12, 2013 - 10:20 am

Taylor Swift Gets To Be In The Same Room As Will And Kate And I’m Jealous

You know she is freaking out about this: Taylor Swift is gearing up to perform at Kensington Palace this month for William and Kate! On November 26, she will serenade…

Claire Hannum | November 10, 2013 - 4:00 pm
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