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Kate Middleton’s Wedding Hair Was Practiced … With A $10 Tiara

Now that the Royal Wedding of the Millennium is over, experts are analyzing every little piece of information about the big event. Like the news that Kate Middleton‘s hair dressers practiced her big day ‘do with a $10 tiara purchased at a friggin’ Claire’s Accessories. Oh hellz no, the plastic crown didn’t touch Kate’s locks–it was tested on the head of an assistant, in a dark back room, with the windows taped over, to ensure that absolutely no one would see the hair work in action before the big day. Apparently it all paid off — Middleton’s hairdresser, James Pryce, won big props for keeping Kate’s long and loose. But the look was slightly more complex than it appeared. The real tiara — loaned to Kate by the Queen — was actually stitched into a braid in Kate’s hair. Ingenious! [Telegraph UK] Keep reading »

Prince William And Kate Middleton In The Seychelles For Honeymoon

Some secret that was! Prince William and Kate Middleton arrived in the Seychelles this morning for their honeymoon, a spokesperson for the country’s department of tourism confirmed today. The couple will be staying in a “secluded villa” on a private island, the identity of which is unknown. These two understandably wanted to keep their honeymoon between the two of them; Kate reportedly was kept in the dark about the destination so it’d be a total surprise. Oh well. Sometime tells me their exclusive island surrounded by bodyguards won’t be too easy to access. I hope the paparazzi leave Kate and William alone on their Seychelles honeymoon so they can f**k like bunnies in peace. And with villas a reported $6,600 a night, it had better be private. [Telegraph UK] Keep reading »

Pippa Middleton And James Middleton Both Get High-Priced Porn Offers

The world was thoroughly enchanted with Pippa Middleton‘s butt in her white maid-of-honor dress at Prince William and Kate Middleton‘s wedding. And naturally, people want to see more of her … body. Vivid Entertainment has apparently offered Pippa $5 million to shoot a single explicit scene in a porno. Vivid president Steven Hirsh says he was even more enticed by Pippa after seeing the “Girls Gone Wild”-ish photo of her dancing in her bra with an equally drunk, undressed chap. “After seeing photos of you having a great time at a party, I decided to offer you a role in one of our upcoming movies,” Hirsch wrote.

Apparently, James Middleton’s nude photos have also netted him a porno offer. Keep reading »

Is Pippa Middleton Going To Be Kate’s Lady In Waiting?

With Kate and William‘s modern wedding and all, it may be easy to forget that Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, is set to become THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND! Insane. And with such a looming title ahead of her, comes, well, looming titles for other people. Like her sister, Pippa Middleton.

The world is still squeezing every last opulent drop of Royal Wedding juice out of the fruit that bore it (Wills and Kate). And because of this, we’re bound to be left with a watery — but delicious — slushy of rumors and truths. Some are easy to verify. Did Kate just go grocery shopping? Yes. Did she look amazing doing so? Hell yes! Has she really never been to the U.S. before? Nope. And is Pippa, her younger sister, set to become her Lady in Waiting? Please, let’s hope not! Keep reading »

Prince William And Kate Middleton Get The Best Wedding Gift Ever

Crystal gravy boats? Meh. Monogrammed towels? Yawn. Gold-threaded table linens? Whatevs. A baby f**king penguin courtesy of England’s Chester Zoo? Now that is the best wedding gift given to Prince William and Kate Middleton! Don’t be alarmed, animal rights activists — little Acorn the Penguin isn’t going to be living at Buckingham Palace. He’ll chill with the commoner penguins at the zoo, but hopefully his new mom and dad will come visit from time to time. Check out one more photo of Acorn after the jump. Want! [via Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

Put On Your Fascinators, We Have A Situation

Now we know what the heads of state wear on their heads in the situation room. It’s easier to think straight with a fascinator on. [The Daily What] Keep reading »

Pippa Middleton’s Got Pics In Her Bra Floating Around

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And the embarrassing photos come out … a pic of Pippa Middleton in her bra has hit the internet, just a week after Pippa captivated the world as her sister Kate Middleton‘s royal bridesmaid. Pippa Middleton’s shirtless pic looks like the kind of photo lots of us have taken after a few too many tequila shots. Still, she’s the sister of a duchess. Scandal! Pippa’s pic comes just a day after a whole buttload of James Middleton’s NSFW naked butt pics hit the Internet. These Middleton kids sure love to take their clothes off, huh? [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

James Middleton, In The Nude

James Middleton, aka Kate Middleton‘s 24-year-old brother, has earned the reputation for being the wild child of the Middleton clan thanks to the fact that he dropped out of college, frequents London nightclubs, and has been spotted in drag. Just as we were developing low-grade crushes on him, our flames of desire have been fanned by the fact that, oh, dozens of photos of him in various states of undress are making their way across the internet. And some of them answer Jessica’s vital question: is his butt as nice as Pippa’s?

NSFW-ish images after the jump. Keep reading »

Man Gets Royal Wedding Tattoo … With The Wrong Date

A quick word to the wise: if you are planning to get a tattoo to commemorate the joining of Prince William and Kate Middleton in holy matrimony, I would suggest making sure that your tattoo artist has a calendar handy. Luckily, this chap isn’t too upset that his tat heralds the 28th of April as the big day when it was actually the 29th. “‘It’s quirky. It’ll be the only one in the country with that date,” he said. [Metro UK] Keep reading »

Quickies: Miley Cyrus Covers “Smells Like Teen Spirit” & Adele Snubbed The Royal Wedding

  • OH HELL NO. Miley Cyrus covered Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” at a concert in Ecuador and possibly had a seizure onstage before she started singing. Oh, that’s her dancing? Kurt Cobain is rolling over in his grave. No wonder Courtney Love does so many drugs. [BuzzFeed]
  • Donald Trump uses golf as an analogy to explain why he’s against gay marriage and it is absurd. [BuzzFeed]
  • Rev. Al Sharpton is the last person who suggests “romance” to me, but Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon do not agree. Sharpton renewed the couple’s wedding vows on Sunday — the couple’s third anniversary and the day after Mariah gave birth to twins. [People]

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