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Even Princes Get The Pre-Wedding Jitters

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Princess Beatrice and other royal wedding guests in fascinators. Read More »
Caption This: Kate & Queen
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Royal Wedding Tattoo
This guy really wanted to save the date. Read More »

“[The crowds] were singing and cheering all night long, so the excitement of that, the nervousness of me and everyone singing — I slept for about half an hour. The hardest thing was trying to walk down the stairs with my spurs on, sideways. I had visions of myself and my brother [Prince Harry] colliding and crashing down the stairs.”

Prince William discusses the stressful night before his internationally televised wedding to Kate Middleton in a new TV special called, “Elizabeth: Queen, Wife, Mother.” Apparently the Queen also helped him deal with some guest list drama: “There was very much a subdued moment when I was handed a list with 777 names on it — not one person I knew or Catherine knew. I went to [Queen Elizabeth] and said, ‘Listen, I’ve got this list, not one person I know — what do I do?’ And she went, ‘Get rid of it. Start from your friends and then we’ll add those we need to in due course. It’s your day.’” Awww! [Us Weekly]

The Duchess Has Graduated

One year after her marriage to Prince William, the former Kate Middleton has something new to celebrate: Her “induction” is now complete and St. James’ Palace considers her a “fully fledged member” of the British monarchy, a senior royal source tells CNN. She achieved this vaunted status by fulfilling all her objectives of the past year, including charity work and her first speech, the source explains. Prior to the royal wedding, some had feared the “commoner” Kate would have a difficult transition. Read more…

Pippa And The Gun: The Middletons’ Very First Scandal

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Pippa Middleton was just having a nice, normal weekend in Paris when she popped by a fancy costume party for fashion label owner Arthur de Soultrait (yes, the Daily Mail has pictures of her silly outfit) and then tootled around in an Audi convertible with three handsome gentlemen on Sunday. But then the driver of her car pulled out a gun (whether it’s real remains unknown) and pointed it at one of the paparazzi trailing behind them, much to the amusement of Pippa and their fellow passengers. Et voilà! The first major Middleton scandal was born. Read more…

Kate Middleton’s Vacation Is Annoying Anonymous Millionaires

Kate "Thinspiration"
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Kate Middleton is "thinspiration" on pro-anorexia web sites. Read More »
Kate's Preggo Rumors
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Kate declined to eat peanuts and now everyone thinks she's knocked up. Read More »

Millionaires vacationing on the private island of Mustique this week have been dealing with certain inconveniences that come with sharing an island with the Duchess of Cambridge — and apparently they are not too happy about it. Ever since Kate Middleton and her family arrived on the island to celebrate mom Carole Middleton’s birthday, other vacationers have had to deal with hardships like being shuttled to restaurants in private vehicles and not having access to specialized golf carts. Said one anonymous vacationer: “This isn’t exactly the way one expects to be treated when you pay very good money to visit the most exclusive island in the Caribbean.” Sounds pretty rough, no? [Daily Mail UK]

Prince Harry Cops A Feel Of Pippa Middleton’s Butt

There’s a new fantasy image to add to the spank bank: Prince Harry groping Pippa Middleton’s famous derriére! While their older sibs are off being royal and stuff, Prince Hot Ginge goes in for an ample squeeze of the glorious Middleton tuchus. Unfortunately this pic is staged by lookalike models posing for photographer Alison Jackson. She also has a great staged images of postcoital “Pippa” in “Prince Harry”‘s military jacket, at the link. Sigh. When is Hot Ginge going to grope my booty? [Us Weekly] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Kate & Pippa Middleton Are Now Creepy Action Figures

Pregnancy Rumor
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Calm down, Kate Middleton is not pregnant, people. Read More »
The Pippa Buttlift
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The "Pippa Middleton buttlift" is all the rage. Read More »
Kate "Thinspiration"
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Kate Middleton is "thinspiration" on pro-anorexia web sites. Read More »
A Pippa TV Show?
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You know that people would watch it. Read More »
  • Kate Middleton and little sis Pippa are now creepy (and expensive) action figures. However, I don’t think G.I. Joe is going to be too picky. [US Weekly]
  • Chelsea Handler and hotelier Andre Balazs are dunzo. Chelsea, call me! [New York Post]
  • How the Victoria’s Secret idea of “sexy” has evolved over time. [TrésSugar]
  • J.Crew’s creative director Jenna Lyons is selling her $3.5 million Brooklyn townhouse. Amelia will be moving in to back in her essence just as soon as she scrounges up $3.5 million. [I'll be setting up a PayPal so y'all can donate to the cause. -- Editor] [NYMag.com] Keep reading »

Kate & Pippa Middleton Get An “E! True Hollywood Story”

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This woman auditioned to be a princess at Disneyland. Read More »
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Kate and Pippa Middleton are getting their own “E! True Hollywood Story,” airing Wednesday night at 10:00 p.m. EST, proving that there’s always (always) an appetite for Middleton sisters’ gossip. The hour-long episode features dish from “from school friends, neighbors and journalists who have followed the Middleton’s throughout the years.” Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Was Pippa Middleton’s Butt Padded At The Royal Wedding?

  • Vicious gossips say Pippa Middleton’s butt was padded at Kate Middleton’s wedding. Pilates? Feh! [Jezebel]
  • Just in case you thought Ronnie and Sammi might have matured a bit: the previews of tonight’s “Jersey Shore” reveal — surprise! — they’re fighting like (drunk) cats and dogs in Italy as well. [US Weekly]
  • It’s a “Mad Men”-inspired summer reading list! [AMCTV.com]
  • “True Blood”‘s Sam Trammell and his girlfriend, actress Missy Yaeger, gave birth to twin boys earlier this month. Mazel tov! [Celebitchy]

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Evening Quickies: Another Royal Wedding! Zara Phillips, Cousin Of William & Harry, Weds Tomorrow

  • Another royal wedding, already? Oh, yes. Zara Phillips, a cousin of Prince William, will marry rugby player Mike Tindall tomorrow in Edinburgh, Scotland, making them the Earl and Countess of Strathearn. All the royals — William, Kate, Prince Harry, Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie — are on hand but there are no silly hats just yet. [People]
  • Zac Efron and Rumer Willis are a thing now? Wait, I thought he was seeing Ashley Tisdale? [No, no, no. -- Editor] [Celebitchy]
  • That’s what your new office looks like, Oprah? Come on now. The Frisky’s got better desks than you. [Mogulite]
  • Christian Louboutin is charging $1,000 for a pair of heels made out of trash. Fancy, fancy trash. [The Gloss]

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Behold, The Pipparettes!

No, “The Pipparettes” are not some baton-twirling pep squad. They are what the British press has started calling Pippa Middleton‘s three best friends. With the paparazzi trailing Pippa all over the freaking place, these three amigos are often captured in the background of shots, either walking beside or in back of the Pippster.

So who are the members of this posse? A quick rundown after the jump. Keep reading »