Posts tagged "ronnie"

Jimmy Kimmel Asks “Jersey Shore” Dudes About “Hijinks In The Shower”

It's that time again: "Jersey Shore" infects your TV again tonight. (Itch, itch, itch.) God, I can't wait. "Mob Wives" return to television is not making me stupid enough. The boys stopped by Jimmy Kimmel's couch this week to talk tanning and Jimmy couldn't resist a question about whether there have ever been any dude-on-dude…

By: Jessica Wakeman / January 5, 2012

The Good, The Bad, The WTF: A Meatball Fight On “Jersey Shore”

Well. I do not like this Snooki/Jionni relationship one bit. Who dares call Snooki a "bitch" and say she's embarrassing? Like that's a bad thing? Of course she's embarrassing! She's Snooki. And I kinda love how the roommates all closed ranks to get her to realize that Jionni is a putz that doesn't deserve her.

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 9, 2011

Happy Valentine’s Day, You Selfish Bitch

Finally, a Valentine's Day card for that untapped "ex who made your life a living hell" demographic. [Shlooby Kitten]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 6, 2011

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: “Jersey Shore,” After The Violence

When we last left off with "Jersey Shore," Ronnie and Mike got into a screaming match about Ron's on-again, off-again girlfriend Sammi and Ronnie beat Mike to a pulp, sending him to the hospital. At least, that's what it looked like thanks to MTV's editing. It's true that Mike and Ronnie — whom I will…

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 2, 2011

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: Ronnie Pummels Mike On “Jersey Shore”

There's always arguing on "Jersey Shore." Sammi and Ronnie. Deena and Vinny. Snooki and The Situation. But last night, though, there was an actual fight between Ronnie and The Situation: screaming, fist throwing, and more testosterone than a monster truck show. The Situation is either one brave mo-fo or a complete idiot, because anyone who…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 26, 2011

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: “Jersey Shore” Bites A Twin Sandwich

Are we surprised the Italians speak better English than the "Jersey Shore" cast does? Last night's episode brought us new words like "romantical," "conversating," "twin sandwich" and of course, "twinning." Why so much twin-talk? The Situation meets pretty blonde twins at a club — and one of them is a virgin — so naturally they…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 19, 2011

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: The Drinking Begins On “Jersey Shore”

Last night's "Jersey Shore" was a big time set-up episode, setting the stage for all the drama that's going to go down this season. (If you haven't watched yet, SPOILER ALERT.) The Situation is slithering up Snooki's miniskirt; Sammi is whimpering over Ronnie again; and Pauly D has, thank God, not yet inhaled enough hairspray…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 12, 2011

Morning Quickies: Jewel Has A Son & “Jersey Shore”‘s Ronnie Avoids Jail Time

The folksinger Jewel gave birth to her and Ty Murray's first child, a son named Kase, last night in Texas. Congratulations, Jewel! Don't yodel while singing lullabyes! [People] The actress Bai Ling revealed she's a sexual abuse survivor on "Celebrity Rehab." Ling served in the Chinese army as a 14-year-old and said she was abused…

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 12, 2011

“Jersey Shore” Words Of Wisdom: “Mind Condom”

Maybe it's because I've come to expect little more than fist fights, hot tub hookups and peeing in public, but lately, approximately once an episode, I've noticed some serious words of wisdom coming from the mouths of the cast members of "Jersey Shore." Last week, I was impressed by Deena's coinage of the phrase "female

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / January 19, 2011

The Insane Double Standard Of Angelina Vs. Ronnie Creeping On “Jersey Shore”

Sometimes being a feminist means sticking up for someone you hate when she is being treated wrong. That feminist is me and the person I hate is Angelina from "Jersey Shore." Angelina is the embodiment of every awful characteristic in a human being: duplicitous, slimy, back-stabbing. None of her "Jersey Shore" cast members like or…

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 13, 2010

Sammi Quit “Jersey Shore” This Weekend (But Came Crawling Back, Like Always)

Stop the presses! Sammi finally grew a teeny-tiny backbone this weekend and quit "Jersey Shore." According to sources at OK! magazine, the Jersey Shore's dimmest bulb didn't realize the horrifying range of Ronnie's wandering penis until last week's episode aired. On Friday night, she allegedly had "a monster fight" with her slimeball on-again-off-again ex, ripped…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 23, 2010

“Jersey Shore” Season Two Trailer: Miami, Catfights Galore And Vinny Gets Some!

Why do I keep watching this show about these terrible people? The "Jersey Shore" gang is back and this time, it's in Miami! Ronnie is still a juiced up d-bag, JWoww still has the temper of an enraged rhino, and it looks like Vinny finally gets laid by Snooki and Angelina. It all looks just…

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 30, 2010

The “Jersey Shore” Boys Flex Their Pecs For The Village Voice’s Queer Issue

Never in my life did I think I'd see the day when the word "guido" was splashed across the front page of The Village Voice, preferred liberal rag of East Village communists who haven't trimmed their beards/armpit hair since '68. But there are the boys of "Jersey Shore" oiled down (or is it greased up?)…

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 23, 2010

The Situation’s Got A 6-Foot-Long …. Sandwich

Just your typical Jersey Shore catering service! [Interview]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 12, 2010

Photographer Terry Richardson Is Joining The Cast Of “Jersey Shore”

Just kidding! It's just that when Terry Richardson photographed the boys of "Jersey Shore" for Interview magazine, he couldn't resist taking his shirt off for fist-pumping. But really, who amongst us could? [Gawker]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / February 24, 2010