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What’s The First Ronald McDonald Up To Now? Let This Lynchian Video Tell You

Happy Monday! Here’s a video of the first Ronald McDonald, updating us on what he’s been doing with his life. In a truly Lynchian profile from The Guardian, Joe Maggard…

Rebecca Vipond Brink |

The Only Time Ronald McDonald Will Ever Get In Anyone’s Pants

The is the closest Ronald McDonald will ever get to a woman’s private parts and it’s still gross. Just like most everything McDonald’s does … so wrong. Also, it sold

Ami Angelowicz |

Quick Pic: Ronald McDonald Goes High-Fashion

Well, sort of. Pamela Anderson strutted down the runway for the A*Muse fashion show hiding her famous face behind Ronald’s scary likeness. [Miami Beach, FL, 10/14/09]

UPDATE: A co-worker…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |