Tom Cruise Is Skeezy On The Cover Of W Magazine
Eww, Tom Cruise, no. No no no no. I realize that Tom is in character as Stacee Jaxx from his upcoming film "Rock of Ages," but this photo makes me feel really dirty. Are those temporary Ed Hardy tattoos? Why is that model reaching down his pants? Doesn't she know his manhood belongs to Xenu?
Watch The “Rock Of Ages” Trailer
I saw "Rock Of Ages" when it was a tiny Off Broadway show. And then I saw it (a few times) in its bigger Broadway incarnation. I can safely say it was one of the most thoroughly entertaining musicals of all time. And by gosh, now it's a huge Hollywood movie starring Tom Cruise a…