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Robert Pattinson Has His Own Font

Robert Pattinson has had his face slapped on to some pretty bizarre stuff—remember the life-sized R-Patz pillow? Now a computer-savvy, Robsessed individual has crafted a font of Pattinson’s handwriting. Rightfully dubbed “RPattz,” the font is a collection of itsy bitsy, barely legible letters that don’t say much for Pattinson’s penmanship. The creator claims that all the characters were pulled from legitimate autographs found on Google. Regardless, it has Pattinson’s name attached to it and it’s free to download. Which means that Twihards can start writing the Pattinson-penned love sonnets and dirty notes that they always dreamed about. I have already downloaded “RPattz” and started mine: “Dear Kelli, I certainly will try to fight for Cedric Diggory to make a guest appearance in the final ‘Harry Potter‘ movie. Though I can’t promise you I will take more showers…” Awww! How dreamy. [Twilight Poison] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Kristen Stewart Doesn’t Reciprocate Robert Pattinson’s Love

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Oprah’s “Twilight” Special: The 6 Best Moments To Sink Your Teeth Into

When Lewis Carroll penned the line, “The time has come the walrus said,” I am sure he was referring to the “Twilight” episode of “Oprah.” Right? Well, the special has been plugged for a while and got its biggest push this week when rumors erupted that Kristen Stewart was having Robert Pattinson’s baby. I think most Twi-hards haven’t stopped squealing since—the ones in Oprah’s studio audience certainly hadn’t. The Big O rounded up some of the most manic fans out there, including that one who was holding up a sign that said, “Imprint Me.” After sitting through all the the audience’s screams and a hefty helping of Kristen’s awkwardness, I’ve narrowed it down to the six best moments. Keep reading »

Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson’s Baby: An OK Magazine Rendering

Okay, OK Magazine. We get that you want to milk this story that Robert Pattinson said he and Kristen Stewart are having a baby, even though it was incredibly obvious that he was kidding when he divulged this to Oprah. But if you were going to do a sketch of what their baby would like like, did you really have to give it eyeliner, gelled hair, and an almost-goatee? Couldn’t you have done the composite for real—I mean, isn’t there an app for that? Also, why call this the Robsten baby when it should obviously be StewPatz? [OK] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Is Kristen Stewart Pregnant?

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Who’s Our Dream Celebrity Boyfriend This Week?


Our friend Sara’s hormones are raging again! She’s got a new Dream Celebrity Boyfriend and this one, unlike her last crush, Johnny Weir, is probably someone you’ve never heard of. This boy-crazy chick sure knows how to spot an unidentified and unappreciated hottie from a mile away! I hope he has a job that pays well enough that he can hire a bodyguard. Keep reading »

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