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Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Banter Through “Eclipse” DVD Commentary

A dorky thing I love—listening to the cast and crew commentary on DVD editions of movies and TV joys. I always enjoy hearing the behind-the-scenes tidbits, and getting an insider’s perspective on whatever I’m watching. So I’m happy to hear that the DVD of “Eclipse” contains commentary with Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattison, which is mainly the two of them bantering about Kristen’s wig and how inappropriate Robert thinks it is that Bella pursues a friendship with Jacob while she and Edward are together. A sample moment, from when Bella meets the wolf pack, sans shirts: Keep reading »

Quickies: The “Breaking Dawn” Sex Scene Is Epic & Kim Kardashian Will Be “Dead” For Awhile

  • The sex scene in “Breaking Dawn,” in which Bella Swan loses her V-card to vampire lover Edward, took 12 hours to film. Popping our cherry took far less time. [Celebuzz]
  • You know that supposedly crazy video J.Lo’s ex-husband is hanging over her head? Ojani Noa’s rep says Jenny From The Block exposes herself in it. [Guanabee]
  • Jessica Simpson downs shots and margaritas while out with Eric Johnson on Tuesday. Maybe she’s not preggers after all? [NY Post]

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What Would Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson’s Kid Look Like?

It’s the question Twihards can’t stop thinking about as they drift off to sleep at night. If Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, err, Bella and Edward, were to breed—what would their baby look like? Well, casting directors are trying to figure that out as we speak, as they audition young actresses for the role of Renesmee in “Breaking Dawn.” Rumor has it that 9-year-old Mackenzie Foy may be the lucky lady and is closing to signing a deal. She looks like a pretty believable combo of the two to me. What do you think? [NY Daily News] Keep reading »

Care To Take A Tinkle In Your “Twilight” Toilet?

Out of all the crazy fan products out there, this “Twilight” toilet decal is among the more deranged we’ve seen. (Seriously, the bathroom is a place where you leave all relationships at the door.) But, for “New Moon” die-hards, they can now go pee with Robert Pattinson staring them right in the ass (or, if you stick him on the inside of the lid, guys will go full-frontal).

We were going to end this post by making a joke about how people who deck out their toilet might as well just make their bathrooms completely “Twilight”-themed. Until we realized that, yup, you can get shower curtains, hand towels, and even toilet paper in the drama’s theme. Images after the jump. [GalleyCat/Mediabistro] Keep reading »

Team Edward Fans Have A Reason To Get Their Panties In A Bunch

To add to the ever growing list of vampire-inspired products, Marks and Spencer designed a line of underwear based on “Twilight” star Robert Pattinson, called R-Pants. And though these are technically men’s underwear, it wouldn’t be shocking to see girls all over buying them to be closer to Robert, in a weird sort of way. The undies are a low-rise style that fit under skinny jeans to accommodate the latest trend of slim pants, clearly a nod to the hipster style that’s taken over men’s fashion. While Pattinson won’t be starring in the campaign, the line is sure to sell out once it hits stores in September. We just don’t think that men will be the ones buying them. [Guardian] Keep reading »

Quotable: How To Make A Vampire Penis

“The color was the biggest thing. It had to look like vampire skin. … The other problem was the sparkle: It had to sparkle in the sunlight. If it didn’t sparkle in the sunlight, the whole idea was dead. … We did have people write in and tell us that Edward was bigger than that.”

–Jon Condit, who (claims to have) designed the “Twilight” dildo, “The Vamp,” explains how he (supposedly) replicated Edward Cullen’s wang [Salon] Keep reading »

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