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Introducing The Kristen Stewart/Rupert Sanders Fence Photo Conspiracy Theory

Kristen Apologizes
K-Stew apologizes for cheating. Read More »
K-Stew Fence Photos
Rupert Sanders and Kristen Stewart against the fence. Read More »
Defending K-Stew
She did a bad, bad thing, but didn't we all at 22? Read More »
Conspiracy Theories
Are the fence photos real?

According to this conspiracy theory video, “sometimes what seems absurd to most people is the very truth.” You can watch the video and judge for yourself if you believe those now infamous photos of K-Stew and Rupert Sanders up against the fence are the “very truth.” While poorly made, this painstaking exploration of every minute discrepancy in the fence photos provides a compelling argument. If not compelling, at least fun to consider.

Was this whole cheating scandal a publicity stunt for the benefit of all careers involved or legit houghmagandy? You be the judge. [WOW]

Kristen Stewart Is Still Wearing Robert Pattinson’s Sweaty Hat

Alright, it might be time for an intervention. While it’s totally normal, post-breakup, to wear an item of your ex’s clothing to keep them “close” to you, this really should not go on longer than a few weeks. It also shouldn’t really occur in public because it just seems like a sort of desperate attempt prove you’re dying to get back together. Seriously, Kristen, take off Robert’s Orioles hat (dude isn’t even from Baltimore, why is he such a fan?) and put it in a drawer — along with his Irie T-shirt – for safekeeping. Hopefully you’ll get back together after he gets over this cheating business and you can wear them again. Although, please, perhaps give them a thorough washing?

Robert Pattinson And Kristin Stewart Reunite … But Only For The “Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2″ Trailer

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Breaking Dawn
Less vampire sex, more epic battles. Read More »
Bad Lip Reading
"Twilight" is heartily improved by bad lip reading. Read More »
RIP Society
trampire tee shirt
Get your "Kristen Stewart is a trampire" shirt right here. Read More »
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"Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2

Everyone else is as sick of the “Twilight” movies as I am, right? We’re just ready for this long national nightmare to be over. A second “Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2″ trailer debuted last night at the MTV VMAs, revealing how the budget for creepy contact lenses in this second movie was through the roof.  And it’s weird to see Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart onscreen together after this summer of discontent. It’s going to be a long, uncomfortable autumn of movie promotion and frankly I’d love to put that behind us as well.

Does Katy Perry Want To Be Robert Pattinson’s Rebound?

John And Katy?
Katy Perry and John Mayer
John Mayer has slithered on to Katy Perry. Read More »
"Robsten" Grief
twihards on twitter grief
The five stages of grieving the end of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. Read More »
Kristen Has A Sadz
Kristen Stewart has reported stopped showering post-scandal. Read More »
  • Gossip mongers, stop trying to make Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson happen. I refuse to believe this report about their “canoodling.” [Your Tango]
  • Speaking of Robert Pattinson, he and Kristen Stewart are both allegedly slated to appear at the MTV VMAs which shouldn’t be awkward at all. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • And speaking of Katy Perry, she’s still apparently dating John Mayer, but he’s going to be giving her the silent treatment shortly — following throat surgery, the ailing singer “won’t speak for months.” [Newser]
  • Well this should bruise the ol’ self esteem — six reasons it’s your fault the sex sucks! [Your Tango]
  • If you ask me, the first night of the DNC was filled with some handsome politicians — but tomorrow, the stage is going to see some beautiful Hollywood actresses as well. Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson, and Kerry Washington are allegedly all slated to speak. [Newser] Keep reading »

Double Standard Central: Everyone Needs To Stop Freaking Out About The Kristen Stewart Thing

Kristen Stewart photo

I don’t really need to tell you what’s going on with Kristen Stewart right now. If you have an Internet connection, you know. She cheated on “Twilight” co-star Robert Pattinson with Rupert Sanders, the married director of “Snow White and the Huntsman.” The scandal has given birth to a plethora of gossip rag covers, a few awkward TV interviews and speculation on how the final film in the “Twilight” franchise might be affected by the breakup of its stars.

I don’t want to talk about any of those things.

With everybody—from gossip hubs like Perez Hilton and TMZ to legitimate bastions of entertainment journalism like Variety and The Hollywood Reporter—keeping the public informed about the (possibly career-ruining, if reports can be believed) scandal, what gets me most curious about this whole thing is why people care so much. Read more…

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Skip “Twilight” Events

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson photo

It’s too painful for them to be together, so Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have bailed on four remaining official Twilight conventions. The massive fan confabs are a major way for the stars to promote theirTwilight films. Fans were hoping at least one of the two would turn up at the conventions, to be held in the next couple of months in San Antonio, Detroit, Parsippany, NJ, and Los Angeles, but they’ve both ditched, along with co-star Taylor Lautner, reports Zap2it. It’s likely the stars will dodge other promotional events plugging Breaking Dawn Part II, the last film in the popular series. Read more…

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