Okay, OK Magazine. We get that you want to milk this story that Robert Pattinson said he and Kristen Stewart are having a baby, even though it was incredibly obvious that he was kidding when he divulged this to Oprah. But if you were going to do a sketch of what their baby would like like, did you really have to give it eyeliner, gelled hair, and an almost-goatee? Couldn’t you have done the composite for real—I mean, isn’t there an app for that? Also, why call this the Robsten baby when it should obviously be StewPatz? [OK] Keep reading »
Our friend Sara’s hormones are raging again! She’s got a new Dream Celebrity Boyfriend and this one, unlike her last crush, Johnny Weir
, is probably someone you’ve never heard of. This boy-crazy chick sure knows how to spot an unidentified and unappreciated hottie from a mile away! I hope he has a job that pays well enough that he can hire a bodyguard. Keep reading »
Someone’s creating an army … an army of vampires. Yes, the trailer for “Eclipse,” the third movie in the “Twilight” series, is online now! Looks like there’s more of scrumptious Taylor Lautner with his shirt off and Dakota Fanning all grown up and wearing creepy red contact lenses. It’s in theaters June 30. Are we excited? Keep reading »
That means, “Hi Robert! Are you cold?” in my rudimentary Italian. The “Twilight” actor is on the cover of Vanity Fair Italy lookin’ all shivery. Maybe he’s just in character as Edward Cullen, with his cold vampire skin and stuff. Whatevs. He looks molto hot. Keep reading »
This just in! Robert Pattinson has been cast to play Kurt Cobain in the new biopic “All Apologies.” R-Patz landed the role because Courtney Love—who has casting approval on the flick—wouldn’t have it any other way. “Robert has been calling and e-mailing her non-stop,” a insider told The Sun. “He is her number one choice to play Kurt.” So who will play Courtney? She is pulling hard for Scarlett Johansson, though obviously Lindsay Lohan would be the perfect choice with her bleached blonde hair, husky voice, and substance issues.
While many folks are probably up in arms about pretty boy Pattinson playing Kurt, we actually think that it’s great casting. Here are 10 reasons why. Keep reading »