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Another Day, Another Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson Elopement Rumor

Sex Pact
Rob and Kristen's "sex pact" is a lot less fun than it sounds. Read More »
Back Together
The long national nightmare is over. Read More »
Defending K-Stew
She did a bad, bad thing, but didn't we all at 22? Read More »
Leave Kristen Alone!
Amelia is begging you, hilariously. Read More »
  • Rumors that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson want to elope have dogged the two ever since they filmed their first “Twilight” film, so I’m not sure why we’re supposed to believe they’d finally do it now. But apparently they’re planning to elope this winter. [New Now Next]
  • Katy Perry is planning a divorce party this October, which would have been her two-year wedding anniversary. Any excuse to celebrate, girl! [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Cops descended on Ashton Kutcher’s house over a possible home invasion but he was just getting punk’d. Demi Moore, you little minx. [TMZ]
  • 10 epic school dances you wish you had been invited to — “Grease,” hello. [Gurl]

Hot Links: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Will Promote “Breaking Dawn” Together

  • They’re back together in real life and on the promotional circuit: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart will promote the final chapter of the “Twilight” saga by each other’s side when “Breaking Dawn: Part 2″ hits theaters in November. Something tells me anyone who asks about her cheating will be kicked out immediately. [Your Tango]
  • Weird Headline Of The Day: “Ex-Beauty Queen Recovers After Skull Kept in Her Abdomen.” WTF? [Newser]
  • Hipster Disney Princesses put on a musical! [The Mary Sue] Keep reading »

Will We See Wills’ Willie? Plus, Kristen & Robert Have A No-Sex Pact!

  • The topless and bottomless Kate Middleton photos are apparently just the beginning — apparently, the full set of photos shot when the royal couple was on vacation includes pics of Prince William in the buff as well. Oh noes. [Newser]
  • In his interview with “60 Minutes” last night, Arnold Schwarzenegger confessed to having had multiple affairs during his marriage and that wife Maria Shriver knew about them. But her friends are calling bullshit. [Newser]
  • Do you know everything there is to know about lube? Doubtful. Here are six facts to start. [Your Tango]
  • An open letter to the Pumpkin Spice Latte from Starbucks, possibly the world’s best coffee drink. [College Candy] Keep reading »

Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson Move Back In Together

Leave Kristen Alone!
Amelia is begging you, hilariously. Read More »
RPattz On "The Daily Show"
What did he tell Jon Stewart about the breakup? Read More »
Back Together
The long national nightmare is over. Read More »

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We’re Begging You: Leave Kristen Stewart Alone!

Leave Kristen Stewart Alone!

Well, if you believe the rumors, Robert Pattinson has apparently decided to forgive Kristen Stewart for cheating on him with married director Rupert Sanders — and I, for one, am glad to hear it. In fact, I hope that the media and fans of the “Twilight” series get over it sooner rather than later too. In this first episode (UPDATE: Now presented in one long streaming video, without ad breaks and viewable on mobile devices) of our soon-to-be regular web series, “We’re Begging You,” I go off — and, spoiler alert, mime a double hand job! – about why everyone should just leave Kristen Stewart alooooooone! Check it out above and I look forward to hearing what you think — about the topic and the video itself — in the comments!

Defending K-Stew
She did a bad, bad thing, but didn't we all at 22? Read More »
K-Stew Double Handy
Early footage of Kristen Stewart's topless, double hand job in "On the Road" Read More »
K-Stew Fence Photos
Rupert Sanders and Kristen Stewart against the fence. Read More »

Overcoming Infidelity: 6 Tips To Make It Work

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson photo

This week’s hot Hollywood news is that Robert Pattinsonand Kristen Stewart may be getting back together following her “indiscretion” with director Rupert Sanders.

… and why not? An affair doesn’t have to be the end of a relationship. In fact, it can be a new beginning, bringing a couple closer than ever.

But, there are things to watch out for along the way if you want a healthy, lasting relationship post-infidelity. Here are six pieces of advice  for Robert and Kristen and all couples in this situation. Read more…

Trampire No More: Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson Back Together

Kristen Apologizes
K-Stew apologizes for cheating. Read More »
Robert And Kristen
The director of "Twilight" says they had instant heat. Read More »
RPattz On "The Daily Show"
What did he tell Jon Stewart about the breakup? Read More »
  • The long national nightmare is OVER: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are back together, sources tell the UK’s Sun. Rob thinks Kristen “made a really stupid mistake” but he’s forgiven her after “a lot of long tearful talks.” And the world makes sense once again.  [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Nicki Minaj, Mariah Carey, Keith Urban and Randy Jackson: these are your official “American Idol” judges! [PopCrush]
  • Amanda Bynes got busted driving without a license again and had her car impounded … [Celebrity Cafe]
  • … meanwhile Lindsay Lohan will not rest until justice is served and Amanda Bynes is behind bars! [Crushable]
  • A French magazine and Irish newspaper printed Kate Middleton’s topless pics last week and an Italian magazine owned by the lecherous Silvio Berlusconi vows to print the pics this week. On Friday, Prince William and his wife announced they will sue over the pics.  [Daily Mail UK] Keep reading »

Introducing The Kristen Stewart/Rupert Sanders Fence Photo Conspiracy Theory

Kristen Apologizes
K-Stew apologizes for cheating. Read More »
K-Stew Fence Photos
Rupert Sanders and Kristen Stewart against the fence. Read More »
Defending K-Stew
She did a bad, bad thing, but didn't we all at 22? Read More »
Conspiracy Theories
Are the fence photos real?

According to this conspiracy theory video, “sometimes what seems absurd to most people is the very truth.” You can watch the video and judge for yourself if you believe those now infamous photos of K-Stew and Rupert Sanders up against the fence are the “very truth.” While poorly made, this painstaking exploration of every minute discrepancy in the fence photos provides a compelling argument. If not compelling, at least fun to consider.

Was this whole cheating scandal a publicity stunt for the benefit of all careers involved or legit houghmagandy? You be the judge. [WOW]

Kristen Stewart Is Still Wearing Robert Pattinson’s Sweaty Hat

Alright, it might be time for an intervention. While it’s totally normal, post-breakup, to wear an item of your ex’s clothing to keep them “close” to you, this really should not go on longer than a few weeks. It also shouldn’t really occur in public because it just seems like a sort of desperate attempt prove you’re dying to get back together. Seriously, Kristen, take off Robert’s Orioles hat (dude isn’t even from Baltimore, why is he such a fan?) and put it in a drawer — along with his Irie T-shirt – for safekeeping. Hopefully you’ll get back together after he gets over this cheating business and you can wear them again. Although, please, perhaps give them a thorough washing?

Robert Pattinson And Kristin Stewart Reunite … But Only For The “Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2″ Trailer

Trailer #1
Breaking Dawn
Less vampire sex, more epic battles. Read More »
Bad Lip Reading
"Twilight" is heartily improved by bad lip reading. Read More »
RIP Society
trampire tee shirt
Get your "Kristen Stewart is a trampire" shirt right here. Read More »
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Breaking-Dawn-Bella
"Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2

Everyone else is as sick of the “Twilight” movies as I am, right? We’re just ready for this long national nightmare to be over. A second “Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2″ trailer debuted last night at the MTV VMAs, revealing how the budget for creepy contact lenses in this second movie was through the roof.  And it’s weird to see Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart onscreen together after this summer of discontent. It’s going to be a long, uncomfortable autumn of movie promotion and frankly I’d love to put that behind us as well.

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