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Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson Back Together For Hook Up

When it was first reported that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were spotted together, it wasn’t yet clear whether they accidentally ran into each other or were deliberately meeting up. However, an additional report from E! Online has clarified matters, reporting that Rob and Kristen spent four hours at the house that Rob is renting in Beverly Hills. Read more on Celeb Dirty Laundry…

Here’s Some Video Of Robert Pattinson & Katy Perry Singing “I’ll Make Love To You” In 2008

Here's Some Video Of Robert Pattinson & Katy Perry Singing "All Make Love To You" In 2008
But Where's Kristen?

Robert Pattinson and Katy Perry have long denied ever dating, but this recently uploaded YouTube video from 2008 lends credence to the rumor that Rob’s sparkly vampire peen has made Katy roar. Watch in grainy, fuzzy detail as Rob and Katy sing Boyz II Men’s “I’ll Make Love To You.” At one point, Katy even sits on Rob’s lap OMG. Prepare yourself, Twihards and California Gurls. [YouTube]

Robert Pattinson Has Started A Weird Beauty Ritual To Impress His New Lady

Of all the crazy Robert Pattinson rumors we’ve heard over the years, this one just may take the cake. According to a source, the normally pasty (in a good way) RPattz has resorted to spray-tanning to impress the ladies since his split with Kristen Stewart. My guess as to who started the ridiculous rumor? Lindsay Lohan and her Sevin Nyne marketing team.

While I don’t, for a single nanosecond, believe this poppycock to be true, let’s entertain the notion of Rob getting a spray tan for a bit. Because, well, why not? Read more at The Stir…

Robert Pattinson Supposedly Dating Dylan Penn, Daughter Of Sean Penn & Robin Wright

Robert Pattinson Supposedly Dating Dylan Penn, Daughter Of Sean Penn & Robin Wright

Months after finalllllly splitting with longtime girlfriend Kristen Stewart (who cheated on him with her “Snow White and the Huntsman” director) and dipping his glitter-y man stick in Katy Perry and Riley Keough, has Robert Pattinson got himself a new lady love? Us Weekly says that the “Twilight” star has been dating 22-year-old model Dylan Penn for two months. Dylan is the daughter of Sean Penn and Robin Wright, who divorced in 2010 and also have a 20-year-old son named Hopper together. Robert and Dylan have been spotted “canoodling” and she has apparently visited him on the set of one of his movies [that no one cares about because it's not "Twilight"]. Hmm, I don’t know anything about Dylan — other than she is obviously very beautiful thanks to those half-Spicoli, half-Buttercup genes — but I do know Papa Penn has a notoriously bad temper, so I hope RPattz doesn’t go breaking any hearts and his fans don’t do any excessive smack-talking. [Us Weekly]

Robert Pattinson Talks Anxiety, Insecurity, Being “Quite Sensitive”

The more Robert Pattinson speaks, the more I am convinced that he is The Boyfriend for me. This confounds my better judgement, because there are few things in the zeitgeist of the past ~5 years that I’ve enjoyed less than “Twilight,” but Robert Pattinson, the real Robert Pattinson, is a strange and wonderful being. He hates people and loves dogs! He would improve upon the “Twilight” sex scenes by adding a walrus! He also hates “Twilight”, maybe even more than we do!

In a new interview with Australia’s Sunday Style, the 27-year-old actor got really real, opening up about his anxiety and the insecurities that have defended him against the egotistical pitfalls of fame. “Up until [the moment I get out of the car to the event] I’m a nut case,” he told the publication. “Body dysmorphia, overall tremendous anxiety. I suppose it’s because of these tremendous insecurities that I never found a way to become egotistical. I don’t have a six-pack and I hate going to the gym. I’ve been like that my whole life. I never want to take my shirt off. I’d prefer to get drunk.” You and me both, Rob. He also confessed to being “quite sensitive” in relationships and thinking of himself as the best “gift giver.”

In all seriousness, though, what does it say about me that my ideal man is anxiety-ridden, insecure, very sensitive, and likes to drink? Probably nothing good. [Huffington Post]

Robert Pattinson Admitted He Masturbated On Camera In 2008 Film

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  • Robert Pattinson admitted to masturbating in the 2008 film “Little Ashes” while making out with an other actor for a gay sex scene. “My orgasm face is recorded for eternity,” RPattz told German Interview magazine. He said that faking an orgasm “just doesn’t work, so I pleasured myself in front of the camera.” Sadly, I can’t find this cinematic masterpiece online! First person to clip video evidence of Pattinson’s O-face wins protection from Kristen Stewart grimaces forever. [Crushable via Queerty]
  • Gwen Stefani is pregnant with baby #3 if an “unnamed source” of In Touch is to be believed. [Refinery 29]
  • Terrence Howard allegedly threatened to commit suicide with an X-Acto blade and referred to himself as “Satan” during an argument with his wife Michelle Ghent back in April. “You were my last chance to love,” Howard allegedly wrote in a text message to his wife. The couple has been slowly melting down over the past year, culminating in a big blowout in Costa Rica this summer. [New York Daily News]
  • The Comedy Central roast of James Franco was hella funny, but I’m still not cool with cracking rape jokes. [Salon]
  • You know you want to see Kate Bosworth’s wedding dress fitting for Oscar de la Renta. [Fashionista]

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Robert Pattinson Implies “Twilight” Super Fans Are Kind Of Pathetic

  • Robert Pattinson on “Twilight” fans: “Sometimes I ask myself what these masses of people do the whole day. They sit in front of their computers and comment on anything having even remotely to do with ‘Twilight.’” [Celebuzz]
  • Rumor: after a long hiatus, Lily Allen is going to record music again! [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • How did a nine-year-old girl manage to check out an erotic book from her local library. [The Stir]
  • When I have a baby, he or she is going to wear this Captain Picard onesie all day every day because I’ll make it so! [The Mary Sue] Keep reading »

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Make Up And Back Together: Sneaking Some Loving?

Are the grungiest, dirtiest, and hipster-iest couple in Hollywood back together? Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart broke up ‘permanently’ several months back after a year of breaking up and getting back together, but Rob’s been rumored to be hooking up with Riley Keough over the last month. However, new photographic and video evidence today showed Rob stopping over at Kristen’s house for a bit, looking nervous and shifty. Read more at Celeb Dirty Laundry…

Kristen Stewart Is Not Happy Her Ex-Friend Riley Keough Is Dating Robert Pattinson

Kristen Stewart just can’t seem to catch a break, can she? After being dumped [yes delusional Kristen fans, she was dumped] by Robert Pattinson a year after she cheated on him, Rob is now moving on with one of Kristen’s supposed best friends, Riley Keough.

First Katy Perry, now Riley. You have to wonder if all of Kristen’s friends weren’t just waiting for the right moment to pounce as soon as Rob and Kristen ended things. I don’t blame them – he may be Sparkles, but he’s rich, famous, and good looking.

Kristen and Riley, in addition to being friends, worked together on the set of “The Runaways,” and have been close ever since. But how has Kristen reacted to the news of Riley and Rob? Read more on Celeb Dirty Laundry…

Robert Pattinson Will Be The New Face Of Dior’s Men’s Fragrance After All

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With his disarming stare and superhuman bone structure, it was only a matter of time before Robert Pattinson landed himself some kind of ad campaign. I figured it’d be more to the tune of unauthorized usage of poached images from “Twilight” posters past for an off-brand Asian-market skin bleaching cream, but no! This one’s legit. Pattinson’s arresting mug will now represent Dior Homme, the French fashion empire’s fragrance for mens. Dior initially denied the connection late last year when rumors first abounded that the actor had signed on to be the face of the cologne, but the house finally affirmed the hearsay this week. No word yet as to whether or not we’ll catch a glimpse of the campaign, shot by photographer Nan Goldin and director Romain Gavras, in American publications, but it’s been confirmed to run in Europe (excluding the U.K.) and Asia (excluding China and Japan). Good looks, Rob, now we just hope we won’t have to hop shores for a look at your pretty face. (Just kidding though, because the Internet.) It’s fine, you’ll still be my guiltiest celeb-crush pleasure regardless. [Fashionista[Photo: WENN]

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